What don't Rick Astley and the Twin Towers have in common?
One won't let you down, while the other will.
Worst Jokes Ever
What is Osama bin Laden and his al-Qaeda organization's favorite song?
It's raining planes! Hallelujah!
What is the main group of teens in West Side Story?
New York Jets.
Ajay's leg.
What does a noisy chilli do?
It gets jalapeno business.
Why do orphans hate playing baseball?
'Cause they can't get a home run.
If you see a woman get raped, don't bother helping. After all, they are independent and need no man.
Cheer on the rapist if you want.
Suck on deez balls!
Why is it better to date an orphan?
Their parents are never home.
Anime is good, like for yes, dislike for no. Comments for thoughts.
A dog was in the vet's waiting room and another dog asked, "What are you here for?"
"Well, my owner was looking under her bed for something while naked and I couldn't resist, so I mounted up and screwed her senseless."
"Oh, so you're here to get neutered?"
"Nah, I'm just getting my nails clipped."
Why do New Zealanders have sex with sheep on the edge of cliffs? They push back harder.
An Eskimo was holidaying in New Zealand and while driving his rented car around the countryside it broke down. A bloke passing by offered to help, lifted the bonnet and said, "I know your problem, you blew a seal."
The Eskimo with a shocked expression retorted, "Yeah? Well you fuck sheep!"
What do you call someone who has sex with foals, calves, and lambs? A Quadrupedophile.
Why do girls scratch their eyes in the morning?
Because they don't have another pair of balls.
You soak balls, get it?
What is the true meaning of Christmas?
Stealing presents from orphans - a quote by Technoblade.
If you're bored, joke about an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
Why can't an orphan play football? Because they don't have a dad or mom.
What thing can an orphan do best?
Stay at home alone.
