What's the difference between Jesus and a holy whore?
Jesus got pegged against a cross.
What happens if you put your hand in glue? Your hand will stay there forever! I'm joking, hahaha!
Why the difference between an orphan and a apple
Why do orphans play GTA? To get wanted.
yor mom
When you have to fight an emo kid, but he brings his friends, so you gotta fight the Suicide Squad. But you gotta get the boys to help you.
If I throw a paper airplane at two twins, did I cause 9/11?
Roses are red Violets are blue My dad is gone to
Q: Whats a emos favorite game A: Hangman
What a world we live in. Now we’re making jokes about anorexic people.
Mohamed Atta would probably be pretty mad at these posts.
If 6 was afraid of 7 because 7-8-9 Then why was 10 afraid
Cause it was right in the middle of 9/11
You think people with glasses are smart, but they fail the eye doctor test.
Some guy interviewed me and asked how it felt to kill thousands of people. I replied, “I don’t know. I’ve only killed communists.”
Yo mama so old when she farts, dust comes out.
Gather 6 friends to play Russian roulette, and one's mind will be blown away.
Why can’t Jesus be born in West Virginia?
Because they couldn’t find three wise men or a virgin.
Why do emo kids not jump?
They're still in the sky.
What did the kid say to the emo?
"Don't leave me hanging!"
Q: What did the kid say to the emo kid? A: Don't leave me hanging
