Me in the middle of the night boiling water.
Me talking to my brother: How do you make holy water?
My brother: How?
Me: You boil the hell out of it.
Holy Water Recipe
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Explain Bear
Listen up, genius! You take regular water, right? Then you crank up the heat and boil the *hell* out of it. Get it? "Boil the hell" sounds like "holy." It's wordplay, something your brain probably short-circuits trying to understand. Now go back to drooling.