Worst Jokes Ever
Drinking coffee when you're anxious is about as effective as using gasoline to put out a fire, but slurp slurp guess who's an anxious bitch who never learns.
What does the sign on an out-of-business brothel say?
"Beat it. We’re closed."
I asked my dog this morning how her week's been going--she said "ruff." I feel her, you know? I feel her.
The difference between George Floyd and Kobe Bryant is Kobe got air.
They say the first time doesn't work, third time's the charm. Ha, not!
A TikTok I saw: "I'm in Canada, I'm in the United States!"
Most people: "I'm in South Korea, I'm in Nor- *boom*"
Me: "I'm in Palestine, I'm in Is... this heaven?"
*Insert me starting a war in the comments*
Why were her hands purple?
She heard it through the grapevine.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Me.
Me who?
Not me.
Teacher: Your bag is heavy, what's in there?
The quiet kid: AK-47.
What do you call a pig that does Karate?
How do you make an emo jump?
A bridge.
Why are the English so bad at chess?
Because they lost their queen.
What does a disabled disco play?
"When your legs don’t work like they used to before."
Teacher: "I'll call your mother."
Orphan: "Go on, see if she picks up."
"Imagine being an orphan, could never be me," I say. For some reason, everyone started crying, then I walked out of Dave's orphanage.
Your mama was so fat that she sunk the Titanic!
Kid 123, how's downline Orphan what? Home! 😂😂😂😂😂 Sorry.
What do you call an orphan that has a brother? The second one without one.
Why can’t orphans play softball?
They can’t find home.
Why do orphans eat their cereal with water?
Because their dad never came back with the milk! 😂🤣