My balls are high, just like the towers, but when something impales them, they begin to sag.
Worst Jokes Ever
What are three things the Twin Towers have in common with my dad? They are big, sexy, and smashed your mom.
*Enter password*
"ScoobyDoo"
"Password must contain special character."
"ScoobyDooFeaturingBatman"
What did the suicidal guy say to his audience?
What did the suicidal guy say to his audience?
If you eat her out on her period, does that make you Cunt Dracula?
I’m going back to the house to get some stuff for my dad, and then I’m going to have a car and a birthday party come up for the weekend at the end of the week. I was going to get my birthday cake for the day.
I would make a joke about 9/11, but my career would crash and burn.
F in orphan means family.
What are the similarities between apples and emos?
They both hang from trees.
I was doing a magic show. I tried to make a bunny disappear, but it didn’t work.
I walked outside in shame. I looked up and realised the towers had disappeared!!!!
Roses are red, violets are violet,
My dad died in 9/11, he was a great pilot!
I pushed a kid in a wheelchair and said, "Hot Wheels!"
What do you call a garage that is gay?
A gyarge.
Don't you just love wrecking little girl's pussies? Like the tight feeling is just amazing. The great amount [of] ecstasy you feel when you cum and they get all squirmy. It's just the best.
I bet Kobe failed flying school.
If Kobe missed a shot, his helicopter will too.
I'm dead serious about Kobe: Kobe in heaven...
What do you say to the USA after 9/11? Checkmate.
My older sister said she was gonna shoot herself, so I did it for her.
I teach orphans.
But the problem is I can't give them homework.
