Worst Jokes Ever

Put a kid in a wheelchair in the Twin Towers. Damn, I love Hot Wheels!

A young boy asked his Dad, "Was it true that we come from a Stork?"

Dad said, "It is, Son."

Son says, "Who fucks a Stork?"

I don't know why, but every 911 joke I've heard always comes crashing down.

Moby Dick's father's name...

Papa Boner.

Yo, little sister, pussy taste so GOOD on my TONGUE!

Is it necrophilia if they die while you're having sex and you just don't realize?

That's what happened to my dog.

Less depresso, more espresso, I'm still depressed, but now I'm fast.

Q: What did the emo kid say to the other emo kid?

A: I like ya cut, G.

I hope when you count, you lose the number you were on.

Jesse: Do you like my ball?

Mike: Yes, they are very big. I can’t even fit them in my mouth. You bought a new ball, right?

Jesse: No, they do not leave me.

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"My name is Osama, I lost my jobba, so I became a BOMBA 💣"

What were the Fortnite kid's last words? "I didn't know pumps are back in the game!"

I was gonna roast you about your chin, but I didn't know which one to talk about.

Did the people of England see a "game over" sign in the sky when the queen died?

McDonald's has a drive through.

Twin Towers has a fly through.

What's the difference between an orphan and a second-hand book?

The second-hand book was loved once.

Why was 9 scared of 10? Because 11 was after.

You know what I said to the chair? "Sit!" But it didn't move. Hahaha!

One time Michael Jackson had an allergic reaction from eating 12-year-old nuts.