Why Can't orphans play baseball? Because they have no home base to run to
I may not be the brightest candle on the cake, but you can still blow me.
Why can't orphans be gay Because they don't have someone to call daddy
what's the good thing about child pervart they drive slow in a school zone
Dump in a stump. Ahahahaha.
2001, Angry Birds was so amazing. Over 500 people in 2 birds.
When the police saw your hairline, they gave your barber a breathalyzer test.
Look behind you there is Stephen hawking- nobody
What do you call an Arab flying a plane? A pilot. You racist fuck
What do you call an Arab and a black man flying a plane? Pilots. You racist fuck.
What do you call a white guy with a 10 inch cock?
Asleep. Because that motherfucker's dreaming.
How do you get a hippy pregnant? Cum on her feet and let the flies do the rest.
How many white women does it take to change a lightbulb? One. To hire the Mexicans.
How do you circumcise a hillbilly?
Kick his sister in the jaw.
POV: Wine Taster in hell.
I was sitting with the best wine ever made on the table in front of me. This silhouette begins to speak, "You have risen to be the most superb Wine Taster on Earth. Then you got run over by a truck hauling freshly made wine to a warehouse. Your crimes are as follows: you left your high school prom date with another man after you got her pregnant, you let your mother believe that the cat ran away after you drowned it in the pool, and you never got married. How do you plead?"
The man looked at the silhouette like it was a purple rabbit.
"Guilty," said the man, "but if you would be so kind would you at least tell me what the wine in front of me tastes and smells like? I will take any punishment you deem fit."
"Very well," said the silhouette, "but you will regret that request."
Out of the shadows comes a boy only looking 19 years old. The boy says, "I will you taster today. I am confident about my sense of taste." The boy takes the first bottle and opens it, pours it into a wine glass, and swirls it around. He then takes a sniff and begins to drink, to the Wine Taster he says, "Mmmm, taste like chicken."
What's the scariest thing about white people in prison?
How rare they are.
How do you get 1000 followers? Walk into an African village with a water bottle
I always wonder what girls are thinking about. Maybe balls.
What do you call a ruptured Chinese man?
One Hung Lo.
I SH so much, even when I die and become a ghost, you can see red stripes floating around the room.
