Worst Jokes Ever
What goes in hard and dry but comes out soft and wet?
Gum.
What kind of food does a lesbian love? Anything they can eat out.
Your hairline goes so far back even history can’t record it.
Guess what, everybody? I'm dumb in math. I'm dumb and stupid at math.
A depressed kid didn't succeed at suicide and said, "I'm a failure at suicide, too."
What's the difference between a Chinese person and an old person?
One lasts long and another doesn't.
Why couldn’t the orphan play baseball?
He couldn’t get to home base.
Clash Royale = CR
Angry Birds = AB
Minecraft = MC
Talking Ben = TB
Clash of Clans = COC 🤨
I'm Jessica, and I really want to talk to Ashton Parkes.
Don't give up on your dreams...
Keep sleeping.
How do you talk to a giant?
Use big words.
It's not bad that my car doesn't beep when reversing.
The screams of the passers-by are enough for me!
You also have to learn to say no. For example: "Would you like a piece of cake?" "No, I'd like two."
"Police control! Have you been drinking?"
"Go Pikachu! Thunder Clap!"
"Did you just throw a hamster at my head?"
Hi, son.
Why do orphans miss every hit? Because no one is cheering for them.
I kicked my leg into my dad's balls in 1999.
If someone wears black, say, "If you see someone wears black, they always be emo."
Bully: I can't understand you because I don't speak ugly language.
Me: And I don't speak idiot language.
Mase looks like a fat gay dude.