Worst Jokes Ever
Your forehead is so big, it takes the sun a year to shine on every part of it.
Your forehead is so big, it makes Kanye's ego look small.
Your forehead is so big, it's a $20 taxi ride from your hairline to your eyebrows.
Your forehead is so big that it could carry the passengers of the Titanic.
What's an asthma patient’s least favorite vegetable?
An arti-“choke”!
What falls first, the emo or the leaf? The leaf. The emo was hanging.
I tried a lemonade from my friend. It tasted fantatastic!
Why do cheetahs always win the race? Because he cheats, duh!
Give me followers instantly!
I told my wife to embrace her mistakes.
So she gave me a hug.
Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana.
Jack got high and grabbed Jill's thigh and said, "I know you wanna!"
Jill said yes, lifted up her dress, and then they had some fun,
But stupid Jill forgot the pill and now they have a son.
How do Chinese people name their kids?
They throw pots and pans down the stairs.
What is Michael Jackson's favorite thing to eat from? The children's menu.
Imagine failing to commit suicide; you might as well go kill yourself.
Your forehead is so big even ash couldn’t catch it.
Your forehead is so big, I thought it was a brick wall.
Your hairline is so far back, I wrote a summary about it.
Your hairline's so far back that Dora the Explorer couldn't find it.
"Proud Boys," more like insecure little bitches!
Who said white people can't jump?
Look at the footage from 9/11.