If you think about it, the 9/11 memorial is literally just a scoreboard.
What do both a hooker and a customer have in common? They come onto each other.
I was driving a car and a fat person was crossing the street. When I swerved my car to miss her, I ran out of gas.
My fat friend went to the doctor because he wanted to know his blood type. After performing some tests, the doctor said, "Well, the test results have shown that your blood type is ragu."
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and the people at the old folks home?
They both collapsed.
Why do priests perform baptisms? So they can see children wet.
why do orphans ecaome criminals when they grow up, because they want to be wanted
What is the difference between the Twin Towers and feminism? The Twin Towers were destroyed by terrorists, while feminism was created by terrorists.
I made a orphan website it does not have a home page
Hey! This site has a home page, but I wonder if the orphans can see it.
"5 dollars if a fat guy can find his penis."
What do you call a black coconut?
A CoonConut.
What's funny about sex? I don't get it!
What's the difference between a gamer and dog poop?
Dog poop touches grass.
What do you call it if you find an old organ keyboard on the side of the road?
Organ harvesting.
The Lenovo computers at school stopped working.
They had to call an archeologist.
What’s the best thing about midgets??
They don’t need to bend while giving blowjobs.
Am I a guard or a guava?
What’s the best thing about a blowjob?
The silence.
I made a page for this orphan but sadly it didn’t have a home page
