Worst Jokes Ever

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What's the difference between an orphan and a dog?

One of them is actually loved.

What's the difference between an orphan and a pencil?

People actually have a use for one of them.

What do a school shooter and a lightbulb have in common? They both light up the classroom. 🤡💀

How I Punch my Brother: Wooden Sword.

How he is telling Dad: Diamond Sword.

How hard my Dad is gonna punch me: Warden Punch.

How do cows get their milk? The moo market.

I ran into a kid today. Now I'm in jail and I lost my driver's license.

Ooohhh look, an orphan! Let's go beat him up.

Why did the orphan play GTA? So he could get wanted.

What kind of air does Ariana breathe?

Helium?

Can we stop talking about 9/11? My dad died, man, but he was a good pilot.

I was just chilling in the World Trade Center and got airplane wifi.

My uncle died on September 11. He was the greatest pilot in all of Saudi Arabia.

Me: GUYS GUYS I CAN STOP 9/11.

My friend: How?

Justin: Justin!

How do you blindfold an Asian? String!

Do you know Biden?

Biden on these nuts.

It's a tower.

No, it's a plane.

Me: Nope, it's 9/11.

Why can't orphans play baseball? They can't run home.

Every time I tell a 911 joke, it bombs.

Thank God I went on the tenth.