Worst Jokes Ever
Have you heard the 9/11 joke yet?... It was pretty fire.
September 11th. #BringYourPlaneToWorkDay
Knock knock. "Who's there?" Not your grandpa, he crashed the plane.
Like if you hate school.
I got banned from the library for putting a book about woman's rights in the fantasy section.
Why are 9/11 victims the fastest readers?
Because they can go through 100 stories in 7 seconds.
Why are 9/11 victims the fastest readers?
They can go through 100 floors in 7 seconds.
How do you know if spaghetti is a boy or a girl? It's meatballs.
When you fail art school.
When your plane heads for New York...
Why did Queen Elizabeth II die? She forgot to heal after all those storms.
My grandpa died in 9/11. He crashed a plane.
What's the difference between a normal kid and an emo kid?
What if Flappy Bird was with the Twin Towers?
My grandpa died in 9/11. He was a great pilot.
Why can't orphans be gay? They have nobody to call "daddy."
Your momma is so ugly, the director thought she was a real zombie.
How do you keep a Biden supporter in suspense?
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What do you call an emo that cuts too deep? Gushers.
It's not nice to make 9/11 jokes. My uncle died in 9/11...
He was one of al qaeda's best pilots.