I ran over an emo yesterday? I wanted to let him see pitch black.
I threw a lamp at an emo? I tried to lighten up his day.
Like if you know someone is emo and comment emo🇷🇺
Why do orphans like being criminals? Because then someone actually wants them
Why do orphans love tennis? Coz it is the only place they can get love
What is the difference of an orphan an a apple tray the apple get picked
Where do orphan’s go when sad
Not there parents
Why can’t Helen Keller Drive. It’s because she’s dead
Who would win in a race? Stephen hawking or a turtle. The turtle cause it can walk.
I asked, "Mom, what's that in the sky?"
Mom replied with, "That's your father."
End everything and your life, Steven Roca!
Stephen hawking least favorite song is- I still standing
Why don't orphan criminals go to jail?
Because they weren't even wanted.
I think Paul Walker and 9/11 jokes are great, but when I tell them to others, they tend to crash and burn.
friend: you are joking me: joking on deez nuts
do you know imagine dragon? imagine dragon these nuts across your face
There's 3 words in important: I'm, port, ant.
What's in common with Michael Jackson and a phone?
Kids play with both of them.
I wrote a song about tortillas... Actually, it's more of a wrap.
What's the difference between a child and a carrot? About 140 calories.
If you are a bully at a school, when you get home, find an orphan and beat them up!
What are they going to do? Tell the orphan lady to tell you to stop? 😆😝
