My mom said the only way to cure depression is to do what she does. She's dead.
(To a thief) If you like taking things, how about you take my life?
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Why can't orphans be gay?
'Cause they have no one to call "daddy."
Why are tomatoes green? Because they rot, like your mum.
My dad is now a milkman.
Now I have over 50 brothers and sisters.
Q: When does a pentagon have four sides?
A: When it's intersected by a plane!
Your mom is so fat that when she went to the dentist, the man said, "One at a time."
Did you hear about that new emo pizza? It cuts itself!
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they don’t know where home is.
If you’re ever bored, punch an orphan.
What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
Kids in the backseat make accidents, but accidents in the backseat make kids.
Orphans have tasted all cookies except for homemade ones.
I know 5 fat people, and your mama is 4 of them.
Yo mama is so fat, she wakes up on both sides of the bed.
Guys, this is so wrong. I'm an orphan and this extremely offends me. I'm telling my parents, um.......
After a suicide joke say, "Don't leave me hanging, or I'll cut it out."
My girlfriend asked, "Why is this test so long and hard?"
I then said, "You know what else is long and hard..."
She was amazed!
Why can’t an orphan play baseball?
They can’t run to home.
My grandfather said that ppl rely on technology too much these days, so I thought about what he said and decided to unplug his life support.
