What's the difference between jam and jelly?
You can't jelly your dick into someone's asshole.
Worst Jokes Ever
A dolphin swims into a bar and looks at the menu. He calls the bartender and orders a pint of ginger-whale.
Mom told me to get more in touch with my feminine side. So, I crashed the car.
Cheer up! Old age doesn't last that long!
Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale?
They already lost 2 towers.
The 911 people really didn't scramble fast enough, so they got folded like an omelet.
Why is it ok to punch an orphan?
What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
wo(man) fe(male) we(men)
dishwash(her)
Why are orphans so gay?
They need to be more gay!
Me: Why did the chicken cross the road?
My friend: To get to the other side?
Me: No, to get to the idiot's house.
My friend: Oh.
Me: Knock knock.
My friend: Who's there?
Me: The chicken.
Why did the other Down syndrome guy say to the other Down syndrome guy?
What is going on here?
Breakfast! 😂
Why do orphans have water with their cereal? Because their dad or mom never came home with the milk.
What is an orphan's favorite Roblox game? Adopt Me.
If you want an orphan joke, just look in a mirror.
An emo kid and a silent kid would be a good acquaintance because the emo would wish to die, and the silent kid would be the nice guy and grant that wish.
An adopted kid is walking to school when an emo kid approaches him. He says the emo kid, "Do you have rope?"
"No," replies the adopted kid.
"Dang it! I hate you," says the emo kid. "Now the adopted one is angry. Well, at least I'm loved," says the adopted kid.
If you know an emo kid, please stay away. The depression is contagious. I'm a survivor.
Like if you dislike emos.
I'm sorry, orphans, that you're getting bullied. Oh, I have to go, my MOM's calling me. We're going on a road trip to go to a FAMILY reunion!
Do you get jealous of your clothes when they hang from the line?
Your hairline goes so far back that it had dinner with Jesus.
If 7 8 9 why was ten scared?
It was right in the middle of 9/11.
