Worst Jokes Ever
Your momma is so old, when she went to the antique store, they wouldn't let her leave.
Your mom is so stupid that she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl.
I wish my grass were emo because then it would cut itself.
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What is the difference between a drug dealer and a prostitute?
A prostitute can wash their crack and resell it.
You're so fat, the only thing you could be for Halloween is the Kool-Aid Man.
What do you call a horse that does karate?
A horse.
My math teacher keeps telling me to find his x. It's kinda creepy.
People say that biting off your finger would be as easy as biting a carrot if your brain didn't try to stop you. How the f do people know that and how many people's fingers did they bite off before coming to that conclusion?
Simplest way to tell if dogs are better than cats: My dog is named Curiosity, and your cat is dead.
Why do we call them dead bodies? Nobody says "alive bodies!" Like you walk into your workplace, "OMFG IT'S FULL OF BODIES! Alive ones, though." You wouldn't give birth and say, "Come on, husband, help me with the bodies." If it's a surprise party, you wouldn't say, "QUICK, HIDE THE BODIES!" And the person who the party was for wouldn't say "OH MY GOD WHY ARE THEY DEAD!"
Yo hairline is too pushed back, looking like it got slapped up by Will Smith.
What happens when an emo goes to the grocery store? The cashier scans their wrist too.
James Dalton.
What’s a cancer girl's sex kink?
Hair pull.
Draco Malfoy had a wand fight in the bathroom.
Why was the Tower of Pisa leaning? Because it wanted to look up a 10 year old girl’s skirt.
What does a dick and an elderly person have in common? They are both short.
Why did the Twin Towers order from Just Eat?
They wanted some plane fries.
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