Worst Jokes Ever
James Dalton.
What’s a cancer girl's sex kink?
Hair pull.
Draco Malfoy had a wand fight in the bathroom.
Why was the Tower of Pisa leaning? Because it wanted to look up a 10 year old girl’s skirt.
What does a dick and an elderly person have in common? They are both short.
Why did the Twin Towers order from Just Eat?
They wanted some plane fries.
Ayo, who's online :')
How do emo kids compliment each other? They say, "I like your cuts, G!"
There are only two genders.
Tried making jokes about 9/11, but it just kept falling apart.
Tried making 9/11 jokes, but none of it kept falling apart.
What's the difference between a paralyzed kid and a father?
The father gets to leave, while the kid stays.
Where did Suzie go after the bombing?
Everywhere.
My girlfriend called me a pedophile, I said that's a big word for a seven year old.
What do Hitler's gas "shower" and guns have in common? They both kill someone.
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Leaf. “Leaf” who? Leaf my house, or else you will regret it. You don’t live here, you dumb idiot! ?!
"It's a purple face!" says Yellow Face.
"Oh! Racist!" says Purple Face.
Father: I am taking your toys to the orphanage.
Son: Why?
Father: You’ll need them there.
I like my coffee black. Just like my soul.
What is an orphan's favorite song?
"Home."