Worst Jokes Ever
"Osama bin Laden playing MW2 Air Strike inbound."
Why don't pirates take a shower before they walk the plank?
They just wash up on shore.
What do you call an autistic daughter?
I called the suicide hotline in Afghanistan, and they got excited and asked if I could drive a B-52.
This song is sus, because I’m happy. Clap along if you feel like happiness is the root. What are you clapping?
Why do you call a priest a father? Because calling them daddy would be too sus.
If y'all look up freshfry jokes, I'll come up. About a year ago, I had a bunch of friends on this app.
Purple.
My parents were concerned when I said I like to bleed, but at least I cut my risk of cancer and stroke in half.
I'm looking for the bartender.
Person named Bart:
Q: What kinda bees give milk?
A: Boobees.
Why does Struan smell so awful? Because he is friends with Jerp.
Paul Walker.
I don't understand why people hate it when they hear a dad joke. They are actually pretty funny, and I will show you Y. (shows a picture of the letter Y)
Jack and Jill went up the hill to get a bucket of water.
Jack slipped, his condom ripped, and now they have a daughter.
If you are homeless, get a home.
My country is so corrupt that it voted me as the most sexiest man.
Victory assured, I will continue like that till I'm six feet under.
Yo hairline is so bad it looks like a fat person's stomach.
Miksi Michael lähti limusiinistä ulos?
Hän näki alastoman pojan.
What's green and smells like pork?
Kermit's fingers!