How did Santa feel when he got stuck in the chimney?
Claus-trophobic.
Worst Jokes Ever
Christopher Walkin: "This is a literal universal remote! It actually controls your life! You can pause, you can rewi-"
Me: power button.
Um, I need help. How should I deal with depression?
Joke: I wish my grass was emo, so it would cut itself.
You go h dichotomy lol what do you want to what what’s the name for the address for sure what’s what I name it says I name it lol I don’t o I have to get r CB n nu set set e Okay okay I’ll be at my place.
Your forehead is so big, Mr. Clean thought he would hire you!
Best not leave hungry kids unattended!
What do you call a terrorist that can fly?
A dart.
What are Africans' favorite game to play? Hungry hippos.
I am a racist, and I put my milk before cereal. Well, to be honest, that was when I had milk, but one day my dad says he was going to get some... then he left.
Now when I see a black guy, I yell, "Thanks for picking the cotton to make my shirt!"
You mehheheeheheeeehehehe.
Orphans are so vulnerable; they have no parents to tell. - Masai
What did the grim reaper say when his favorite car commercial came on? "Safe life repair, safe life replace!"
Dark jokes are like home. A lot of people don't get it.
What's an orphan's favorite movie? Spiderman: No Way Home.
What has eight legs and leaves kids alone? The Jackson 4.
You guys are literally mentally ill. You should get some help. This is so disgusting, ew!
A guy gets home from work to see his girlfriend packing, and he asks her why she is packing. The girl says, "Because I found out you're a pedophile." The guy goes, "A pedophile?" And she says, "Yes." The guy goes, "That's a big word for a 12-year-old."
When Peter Pan jumped off the Twin Towers, what happened? He Neverland.
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A girl went to the doctor. The doctor said she had one year to live. She shot the doctor, and the judge gave her 15 years.
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How did the lesbian die? Homicide.