Before you leave that marriage, remember that one innocent 🐐 goat was killed for your traditional marriage. 😔
What has two legs and bleeds? Half a dog.
You keep your quality beans for the right season till you realize that you planted them on the infertile land.
As we speak now, someone is making arrangements for December with your girlfriend.
When you don't wear earrings for a long time, the hole can close, and it hurts so much when you want to put it back. 🙄🙄 😁😁😁🤣
When you see a woman with a leg chain, what usually comes to your mind?
Girls with natural hair act as if they have shares in Africa.
What does Michael Jackson and a TV have in common? They both get turned on by kids.
What’s the best way to get people to remember your birthday? Kill yourself.
Why do orphans like boomerangs?
Because they come back.
What kind of truck does a Mexican drive?
F-Juan Fifty.
A girl came to my house. She said, "Where are your parents?" I started crying.
What's the difference between a submarine and Madeline McCann?
They are both full of seamen and at the bottom of the sea.
Who's in my ass?
Your sister.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To eat Bob's arms.
Bob went to hospital and had no arms.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Not Bob.
My grief counselor died. He was so good, I don't even care!
Yo, your hairline looks like the letter “O”.
Your mama is so ugly, when she went to the circus they thought she was Pennywise, Mom.
That’s why the nickname for your hairline is the Red Sea.
Your hairline has a huge path between it, looks like Moses had something to do with it.
