Never jokes
Why do orphans like the game Adopt Me? Because they've never been adopted in their life.
There's an orphan in my class... For some reason, he never leaves.
Why are orphans so good at tennis?
Answer: Because they never knew what love was.
I'd tell you a joke about infinity, but I'm afraid it will never end.
Why would you never donate to crabs?
Because they're shellfish!
A man walks into a bar and says, "Ouch!"
And the women look at him as if they have never seen a man walk into a bar before.
In fright, I saw my faceless soul! Never imagined it could run that fast!
My ex broke up with me the day before his birthday. Yeah, he never got to see anything on his birthday. Next thing you know, I'm now in prison.
Why did Playboi Carti’s partner complain about their love life? Because he kept repeating the same track and never reached the climax.
I was playing hide-n-seek with my dad and he hid, but I could never find him till this day.
POV: You keep having auditory hallucinations and fully believe your house is haunted because you never went and got diagnosed for schizophrenia.
Once you've had the mother,
Don't tell me you've never been tempted to do the daughter.
What goes up but never comes down? Your age. You have probably heard this joke before.
I asked my friend, "Shouldn't we have 6 senses?"
He replied, "What is the 6th sense?"
"Common sense," I shot back while looking at the kid who was going to detention. "Never mind," I said.
I never get off on the wrong foot.
The bears came home. Daddy bear said, "Who's been eating my porridge?" said, "Who's been in my porch?" Baby bear said, "Never mind about the porridge, who knocked the telly?"
Stalin asked Hitler if he wants to hear a joke.
Hitler says, “Yes.”
Stalin then says, “Moscow.” Hitler replies with “I don’t get it?”
Stalin laughs for a long time and says, “And you never will.”
Why do police never put an orphan in prison? It's too much like a home.
I once masturbated in the bathroom.
I was looking for something, for a little help.
Looked in the wardrobe and found something perfect.
I'LL NEVER SEE A TOOTHBRUSH THE SAME WAY AGAIN!
Why do blind kids like plane crashes?
Because you can’t dislike what you have never seen.