Never jokes
Mommy is a YouTuber, she can never spend time with me.
Why you never have to give a balloon to Elsa?
Because she will let it goooooooooooooooo let it goooo!
So Jessie Waters goes on TV without a gallon of hair gel. Oh wait, never mind!
I told a crying kid to wipe his tears and come back smiling.
He never came back the next day, says the local news.
Okay, okay, why [are] people askin[g] where I went[?] I[']m always on this website. Never think I[']m not.
"Back To The Future"-Doc: You can time travel to anytime in HISTORY, Marty, but NEVER go to the year 2021.....
Ok, everyone on this website... I HAVE NO BROTHERS OR SISTERS. The person who claims he's my "brother" is firesharky. He is trying to get fame. Never listen to him. He will lie and trick you to think I have a brother, but I don't.
What question can you never answer yes to?
Answer: Are you asleep yet?
What can you break, even if you never pick it up or touch it?
Answer: A promise.
Alex, you will never believe this!!!!!!!!!! Please respond as quick as possible! To my love, Alex!
Please follow me at Mary.cristal03 on TikTok.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Really, there is an answer, and he never made it across, so...
Why are grapes never alone?
Because they hang out in a bunch!
I've spent most of my life avoiding conflict. That's why I'm never intending to visit Syria.
Hey, can I tell you a joke about pencils? Never mind, it's pointless.
So you see all these Baby Yoda memes when you go online, But you have never really seen the show with him.
He is just SOOOO CUTE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I'm never going bungee jumping because a cord bridged me into the world. It's not taking me out.
Why do orphans like the game Adopt Me? Because they've never been adopted in their life.
I told my sister that when you go to bed with an itchy butt, you're going to have smelly fingers in the morning, and I've never heard her laugh so hard in my life.
Wanna hear a pizza joke?
Never mind, it's too cheesy.
Why did Stephen Hawking cross the street?
He didn’t; he never did.