Never

Never jokes

Bear

The bears came home. Daddy bear said, "Who's been eating my porridge?" said, "Who's been in my porch?" Baby bear said, "Never mind about the porridge, who knocked the telly?"

Stalin

Stalin asked Hitler if he wants to hear a joke.

Hitler says, “Yes.”

Stalin then says, “Moscow.” Hitler replies with “I don’t get it?”

Stalin laughs for a long time and says, “And you never will.”

Bar

A weasel walks into a bar and the bartender says, “Wow, I’ve never seen a weasel before. What can I get you?”

“Pop,” goes the weasel.

Memes

Soul

In fright, I saw my faceless soul! Never imagined it could run that fast!

Crab

Why would you never donate to crabs?

Because they're shellfish!

Orphan

Why are orphans so good at tennis?

Answer: Because they never knew what love was.

Bar

A man walks into a bar and says, "Ouch!"

And the women look at him as if they have never seen a man walk into a bar before.

Food

Jason Kenney has never worried about putting food on the table for his kids.

"Knuckle babies" don't eat.

Mother

Once you've had the mother,

Don't tell me you've never been tempted to do the daughter.

Age

What goes up but never comes down? Your age. You have probably heard this joke before.

Prison

My ex broke up with me the day before his birthday. Yeah, he never got to see anything on his birthday. Next thing you know, I'm now in prison.

Partner

Why did Playboi Carti’s partner complain about their love life? Because he kept repeating the same track and never reached the climax.

Rapper

Why was the rapper always in good shape?

Because he never skipped a beat!