Never jokes
I can never get away from my dog, he follows me everywhere. I think you two would be really good friends.
Why did McDonald’s kill somebody because they stole the 12-piece nuggets that will never be seen because of them!
Mine never stops.
So Jessie Waters goes on TV without a gallon of hair gel. Oh wait, never mind!
Why you never have to give a balloon to Elsa?
Because she will let it goooooooooooooooo let it goooo!
I can’t believe I’ve never seen this before
Mommy is a YouTuber, she can never spend time with me.
My friend asked me why I haven’t had milk in six years.
I told him my dad never came back with it.
I'm jealous of the people who never met you.
Why can orphans never go on field trips?
Because they can’t get a parent signature.
Me: What do you want to do for your birthday?
Fiancé: I want to go somewhere I've never been before!
Me: Well welcome to the Kitchen!
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite football anthem?
You'll Never Walk Alone.
An African man was walking in New York when he saw a sign that said, "Watch out for children."
He started laughing hysterically, then a white man asked him, "Why are you laughing?"
He said, "In Africa, they would never put up a sign like that."
Ok, everyone on this website... I HAVE NO BROTHERS OR SISTERS. The person who claims he's my "brother" is firesharky. He is trying to get fame. Never listen to him. He will lie and trick you to think I have a brother, but I don't.
Okay, okay, why [are] people askin[g] where I went[?] I[']m always on this website. Never think I[']m not.
"Back To The Future"-Doc: You can time travel to anytime in HISTORY, Marty, but NEVER go to the year 2021.....
Alex, you will never believe this!!!!!!!!!! Please respond as quick as possible! To my love, Alex!
What can you break, even if you never pick it up or touch it?
Answer: A promise.
What question can you never answer yes to?
Answer: Are you asleep yet?
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Why did the chicken cross the road?
Really, there is an answer, and he never made it across, so...
Hey, can I tell you a joke about pencils? Never mind, it's pointless.