Never jokes
Why does Stephen Hawking always say he's got so many bitches?
Because he is never around Siri.
Why did the orphan like milk?
Because their parents went to get milk and never came back!
Tyler: What's your favorite fruit?
Frankie: Pineapple duh, what's yours?
Tyler: Pineapple
Frankie: Wanna come over and watch some Netflix? I'm home alone.
Tyler: Absolutely!! What time should I be there?
Frankie: Right now.
Tyler: Sweet! Should I bring a condom?
Frankie: Now enough talk, let's fuck.
Tyler: I thought you never asked.
Why do orphan kids never eat homemade food? Because they don’t even have one!
And together we will make America great again.
You were never great in the first place.
never ends
Stephen Hawking never wrote a book... it was a Dragon who was naturally speaking.
Your dad went to the shop to get milk, came back, went again, but never came back due to a car crash due to an itchy rash.
Why do orphans become bullies?
Because their mum and dad were never there for them.
The best part about being a medical student is, you will never run out of jokes.
poop i eat it for dinner i eat it at night yet it never comes out of me? how is that possibul?
pOOp
You're adopted, that's why your mom or dad never came back with the milk!
Never mind if I told you, it would go straight through your head.
"Beast Boy Four"
Even your mother can never fix your hairline, just God.
This is about Gwen.
I don't know her, but people are just causing too much drama over one person who never said one thing to them.
An orphan was playing with a famous baseball player. The baseball player walks up to him and says, "Dude, I gotta teach you." The orphan goes, "Why? I got all your moves down." The baseball player goes, "But kid, you can never find home, though."
"Bill, never do that again."
Two men are next to each other. One looks at the other and asks, "Are you a fascist?"
The other man responds, "No, why would I be?"
The first man pulls out a gun and says, "Are you sure?"
The second man says, "Never mind, I am a fascist!"
USS Liberty. Never forget.
It was bombed and destroyed by the Israeli airforce. Thirty-four dead, 171 wounded. The official story says “accident,” yet an American flag was clearly visible on the ship.
Motive: An attempt to cut off our foreign intelligence on Israel? Blame the bombing on an Arab country?
Just imagine if any other nation bombed an American ship...
All-star gay mix
Somebody once told me The world is gonna rape me The dick's the hardest part of the body She looked like she's having fun With her finger and her thumb In the shape of an "L" in her bumhole.
Well, I started cumming And she started cumming Fed with dick, she's in love with bumming Didn't make sense not to live for bum Your dick gets hard, but your ass gets numb.
So much to fuck, so much to suck So what's wrong with eating the asshole? You'll never know if you don't try You'll never taste if you don't lick.
Hey now, you're a porn star Get your sex on, bum pain Hey now, you're a porn star Suck a schlong, ass frail And all that glitters is cum Only sperm heads break the female egg.
It's a gay place and they say it gets gayer You're licking bum now, wait 'til your a bit older But the bent boys beg to differ Judging by the hole in the homeless man's throat.
The sperm in the bath is getting pretty thin The sperms getting warm so you might as well swim My world's on cocaine, how about yours? That's the way I like it and I never get raped!
Hey now, you're a porn star Get your sex on, bum pain Hey now, you're a porn star Suck a willy, ass frale And all that glitters is cum Only sperm heads break the female egg.
You never told me you were part orangutan. Have you considered taking a vacation to Planet of the Apes?