Never jokes
"Do you have a noose?"
"Nose?"
"Yeah, noose- nose... I heard yours was stuffed lately--haha."
"I actually smell something--like a corpse. Is it you?"
"No."
*Dying on the inside has never been so detectable.*
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
Cause he would never look both ways.
Your hairline's so bad, your dad went to get the milk and never came back. Years later, he comes back and says, "Go get a hairline, boy."
Why did the gym close?
It's because it just never worked out.
I will never understand why manslaughter is illegal.
Men should be able to laugh at whatever they want.
Memes
Charlen's hairline is sooooo fat because it was never brushed.
Hey, I never knew we had a planet in our body!
Did your dad ever tell you he was going to get milk... But then never came back lol? š
I can never get away from my dog, he follows me everywhere. I think you two would be really good friends.
My best friend is an orphan, and we try to have sleepovers, but his parents never say yes.
An African man was walking in New York when he saw a sign that said, "Watch out for children."
He started laughing hysterically, then a white man asked him, "Why are you laughing?"
He said, "In Africa, they would never put up a sign like that."
My friend asked me why I havenāt had milk in six years.
I told him my dad never came back with it.
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite football anthem?
You'll Never Walk Alone.
I got carded at a liquor store, and my Blockbuster card accidentally fell out. The cashier said, "Never mind."
Why can orphans never go on field trips?
Because they canāt get a parent signature.
Mine never stops.
I'm jealous of the people who never met you.
A man walks into a bar and says, "Ouch!"
And the women look at him as if they have never seen a man walk into a bar before.
Jason Kenney has never worried about putting food on the table for his kids.
"Knuckle babies" don't eat.
Mommy is a YouTuber, she can never spend time with me.