Never

Never jokes

Meme

So you see all these Baby Yoda memes when you go online, But you have never really seen the show with him.

He is just SOOOO CUTE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sister

I told my sister that when you go to bed with an itchy butt, you're going to have smelly fingers in the morning, and I've never heard her laugh so hard in my life.

Sense

I asked my friend, "Shouldn't we have 6 senses?"

He replied, "What is the 6th sense?"

"Common sense," I shot back while looking at the kid who was going to detention. "Never mind," I said.

Memes

Dad

Your mom after your dad left and never came back with the milk

A crudely drawn face with an ambiguous expression.

Grandpa

Why should you never throw grandpa's false teeth at a vehicle? You might denture car.

Autistic

Why do ableist people hate autistics?

They're scared they'll never be special enough.

Atom

Why can you never trust atoms?

Because they make up everything.

Bear

The bears came home. Daddy bear said, "Who's been eating my porridge?" said, "Who's been in my porch?" Baby bear said, "Never mind about the porridge, who knocked the telly?"

IQ

What went up but never came down?

Stephen Hawking's IQ.

Stalin

Stalin asked Hitler if he wants to hear a joke.

Hitler says, “Yes.”

Stalin then says, “Moscow.” Hitler replies with “I don’t get it?”

Stalin laughs for a long time and says, “And you never will.”

Bar

A weasel walks into a bar and the bartender says, “Wow, I’ve never seen a weasel before. What can I get you?”

“Pop,” goes the weasel.

Soul

In fright, I saw my faceless soul! Never imagined it could run that fast!

Crab

Why would you never donate to crabs?

Because they're shellfish!