Never jokes
Hey, can I tell you a joke about pencils? Never mind, it's pointless.
Why are grapes never alone?
Because they hang out in a bunch!
So you see all these Baby Yoda memes when you go online, But you have never really seen the show with him.
He is just SOOOO CUTE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I told my sister that when you go to bed with an itchy butt, you're going to have smelly fingers in the morning, and I've never heard her laugh so hard in my life.
I asked my friend, "Shouldn't we have 6 senses?"
He replied, "What is the 6th sense?"
"Common sense," I shot back while looking at the kid who was going to detention. "Never mind," I said.
Memes
Your mom after your dad left and never came back with the milk
I was playing hide-n-seek with my dad and he hid, but I could never find him till this day.
Why should you never throw grandpa's false teeth at a vehicle? You might denture car.
Why do ableist people hate autistics?
They're scared they'll never be special enough.
Why can you never trust atoms?
Because they make up everything.
I'm upset, but when I saw you, you never let me down.
No matter how hard I try, I will never be a stand-up comedian.
The bears came home. Daddy bear said, "Who's been eating my porridge?" said, "Who's been in my porch?" Baby bear said, "Never mind about the porridge, who knocked the telly?"
What went up but never came down?
Stephen Hawking's IQ.
Stalin asked Hitler if he wants to hear a joke.
Hitler says, “Yes.”
Stalin then says, “Moscow.” Hitler replies with “I don’t get it?”
Stalin laughs for a long time and says, “And you never will.”
I never get off on the wrong foot.
A weasel walks into a bar and the bartender says, “Wow, I’ve never seen a weasel before. What can I get you?”
“Pop,” goes the weasel.
Wanna hear a pizza joke?
Never mind, it's too cheesy.
Why did Stephen Hawking cross the street?
He didn’t; he never did.
In fright, I saw my faceless soul! Never imagined it could run that fast!
Why would you never donate to crabs?
Because they're shellfish!