Never jokes
Why should you never throw grandpa's false teeth at a vehicle? You might denture car.
I was playing hide-n-seek with my dad and he hid, but I could never find him till this day.
Why don't orphans need parent approval for their wedding?
Because they never came home.
I once masturbated in the bathroom.
I was looking for something, for a little help.
Looked in the wardrobe and found something perfect.
I'LL NEVER SEE A TOOTHBRUSH THE SAME WAY AGAIN!
"I miss you.
Being happy was never that hard without you..."
Someone's dad: You think he/she wants to join me? I didn't get the milk...
I never get off on the wrong foot.
Charlen's hairline is sooooo fat because it was never brushed.
Why did the gym close?
It's because it just never worked out.
Life is never hard until you get hit hard with reality.
I told a crying kid to wipe his tears and come back smiling.
He never came back the next day, says the local news.
Hey, I never knew we had a planet in our body!
What do you call a teacher who never farts in public? A private tutor.
Jonny went fishing and he didn’t know how to cast his pole, and he asked his friend Joe how to cast it. Then when he cast, he only cast 3 feet, and he never learned how to do it.
Your hairline's so bad, your dad went to get the milk and never came back. Years later, he comes back and says, "Go get a hairline, boy."
I will never understand why manslaughter is illegal.
Men should be able to laugh at whatever they want.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
Cause he would never look both ways.
Yo hairline so far, that if you put tables on it, it would NEVER end.
Why you should never borrow money from dwarves?
Because they are always short! 😁😁😁😁
My best friend is an orphan, and we try to have sleepovers, but his parents never say yes.
Did your dad ever tell you he was going to get milk... But then never came back lol? 😅