"BlessedBrian must be a SMOKE DETECTOR... because he never fails to kill the vibe."
Never Jokes
I asked my friend, "Shouldn't we have 6 senses?"
He replied, "What is the 6th sense?"
"Common sense," I shot back while looking at the kid who was going to detention. "Never mind," I said.
I was playing hide-n-seek with my dad and he hid, but I could never find him till this day.
I will never forget the moment when my father saw me masturbating. He said, "Son, what are you doing? I'm on a video conference - get out of my office!"
Why should you never throw grandpa's false teeth at a vehicle? You might denture car.
Why do ableist people hate autistics?
They're scared they'll never be special enough.
Why was the rapper always in good shape?
Because he never skipped a beat!
Why can you never trust atoms?
Because they make up everything.
I'm upset, but when I saw you, you never let me down.
No matter how hard I try, I will never be a stand-up comedian.
The bears came home. Daddy bear said, "Who's been eating my porridge?" said, "Who's been in my porch?" Baby bear said, "Never mind about the porridge, who knocked the telly?"
What went up but never came down?
Stephen Hawking's IQ.
Stalin asked Hitler if he wants to hear a joke.
Hitler says, “Yes.”
Stalin then says, “Moscow.” Hitler replies with “I don’t get it?”
Stalin laughs for a long time and says, “And you never will.”
I never get off on the wrong foot.
A weasel walks into a bar and the bartender says, “Wow, I’ve never seen a weasel before. What can I get you?”
“Pop,” goes the weasel.
Wanna hear a pizza joke?
Never mind, it's too cheesy.
Why did Stephen Hawking cross the street?
He didn’t; he never did.
In fright, I saw my faceless soul! Never imagined it could run that fast!
Why would you never donate to crabs?
Because they're shellfish!
There's an orphan in my class... For some reason, he never leaves.
