Never jokes

An African man was walking in New York when he saw a sign that said, "Watch out for children."

He started laughing hysterically, then a white man asked him, "Why are you laughing?"

He said, "In Africa, they would never put up a sign like that."

Me: What do you want to do for your birthday?

Fiancé: I want to go somewhere I've never been before!

Me: Well welcome to the Kitchen!

I'm jealous of the people who never met you.

Why can orphans never go on field trips?

Because they can’t get a parent signature.

Mine never stops.

Why did McDonald’s kill somebody because they stole the 12-piece nuggets that will never be seen because of them!

Mommy is a YouTuber, she can never spend time with me.

So Jessie Waters goes on TV without a gallon of hair gel. Oh wait, never mind!

Why you never have to give a balloon to Elsa?

Because she will let it goooooooooooooooo let it goooo!

Ok, everyone on this website... I HAVE NO BROTHERS OR SISTERS. The person who claims he's my "brother" is firesharky. He is trying to get fame. Never listen to him. He will lie and trick you to think I have a brother, but I don't.

Okay, okay, why [are] people askin[g] where I went[?] I[']m always on this website. Never think I[']m not.

"Back To The Future"-Doc: You can time travel to anytime in HISTORY, Marty, but NEVER go to the year 2021.....

Please follow me at Mary.cristal03 on TikTok.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Really, there is an answer, and he never made it across, so...

Hey, can I tell you a joke about pencils? Never mind, it's pointless.

Why are grapes never alone?

Because they hang out in a bunch!

So you see all these Baby Yoda memes when you go online, But you have never really seen the show with him.

He is just SOOOO CUTE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I've spent most of my life avoiding conflict. That's why I'm never intending to visit Syria.

Alex, you will never believe this!!!!!!!!!! Please respond as quick as possible! To my love, Alex!

What question can you never answer yes to?

Answer: Are you asleep yet?

What can you break, even if you never pick it up or touch it?

Answer: A promise.