Never jokes

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Why did the chicken cross the road?

Really, there is an answer, and he never made it across, so...

I told a crying kid to wipe his tears and come back smiling.

He never came back the next day, says the local news.

Your hairline's so bad, your dad went to get the milk and never came back. Years later, he comes back and says, "Go get a hairline, boy."

Why did the gym close?

It's because it just never worked out.

I will never understand why manslaughter is illegal.

Men should be able to laugh at whatever they want.

What do you call a teacher who never farts in public? A private tutor.

Jonny went fishing and he didn’t know how to cast his pole, and he asked his friend Joe how to cast it. Then when he cast, he only cast 3 feet, and he never learned how to do it.

Life is never hard until you get hit hard with reality.

Yo hairline so far, that if you put tables on it, it would NEVER end.

Why you should never borrow money from dwarves?

Because they are always short! 😁😁😁😁

Charlen's hairline is sooooo fat because it was never brushed.

Hey, I never knew we had a planet in our body!

Why did Stephen Hawking die?

Cause he would never look both ways.

I can never get away from my dog, he follows me everywhere. I think you two would be really good friends.

My best friend is an orphan, and we try to have sleepovers, but his parents never say yes.

My friend asked me why I haven’t had milk in six years.

I told him my dad never came back with it.

An African man was walking in New York when he saw a sign that said, "Watch out for children."

He started laughing hysterically, then a white man asked him, "Why are you laughing?"

He said, "In Africa, they would never put up a sign like that."

Did your dad ever tell you he was going to get milk... But then never came back lol? 😅

I'm jealous of the people who never met you.

I got carded at a liquor store, and my Blockbuster card accidentally fell out. The cashier said, "Never mind."