Never jokes
I'm upset, but when I saw you, you never let me down.
Stalin asked Hitler if he wants to hear a joke.
Hitler says, “Yes.”
Stalin then says, “Moscow.” Hitler replies with “I don’t get it?”
Stalin laughs for a long time and says, “And you never will.”
No matter how hard I try, I will never be a stand-up comedian.
I never get off on the wrong foot.
A weasel walks into a bar and the bartender says, “Wow, I’ve never seen a weasel before. What can I get you?”
“Pop,” goes the weasel.
I can never get away from my dog, he follows me everywhere. I think you two would be really good friends.
"I miss you.
Being happy was never that hard without you..."
Someone's dad: You think he/she wants to join me? I didn't get the milk...
"Do you have a noose?"
"Nose?"
"Yeah, noose- nose... I heard yours was stuffed lately--haha."
"I actually smell something--like a corpse. Is it you?"
"No."
*Dying on the inside has never been so detectable.*
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
Cause he would never look both ways.
What do you call a teacher who never farts in public? A private tutor.
Why don't orphans need parent approval for their wedding?
Because they never came home.
I once masturbated in the bathroom.
I was looking for something, for a little help.
Looked in the wardrobe and found something perfect.
I'LL NEVER SEE A TOOTHBRUSH THE SAME WAY AGAIN!
Jonny went fishing and he didn’t know how to cast his pole, and he asked his friend Joe how to cast it. Then when he cast, he only cast 3 feet, and he never learned how to do it.
Life is never hard until you get hit hard with reality.
Yo hairline so far, that if you put tables on it, it would NEVER end.
Why you should never borrow money from dwarves?
Because they are always short! 😁😁😁😁
Charlen's hairline is sooooo fat because it was never brushed.
The bears came home. Daddy bear said, "Who's been eating my porridge?" said, "Who's been in my porch?" Baby bear said, "Never mind about the porridge, who knocked the telly?"
Why do police never put an orphan in prison? It's too much like a home.
Why do blind kids like plane crashes?
Because you can’t dislike what you have never seen.