Never jokes

Hey, can I tell you a joke about pencils? Never mind, it's pointless.

Why are grapes never alone?

Because they hang out in a bunch!

So you see all these Baby Yoda memes when you go online, But you have never really seen the show with him.

He is just SOOOO CUTE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I've spent most of my life avoiding conflict. That's why I'm never intending to visit Syria.

I'm never going bungee jumping because a cord bridged me into the world. It's not taking me out.

Why do orphans like the game Adopt Me? Because they've never been adopted in their life.

I told my sister that when you go to bed with an itchy butt, you're going to have smelly fingers in the morning, and I've never heard her laugh so hard in my life.

"Back To The Future"-Doc: You can time travel to anytime in HISTORY, Marty, but NEVER go to the year 2021.....

Alex, you will never believe this!!!!!!!!!! Please respond as quick as possible! To my love, Alex!

What question can you never answer yes to?

Answer: Are you asleep yet?

What can you break, even if you never pick it up or touch it?

Answer: A promise.

Please follow me at Mary.cristal03 on TikTok.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Really, there is an answer, and he never made it across, so...

In fright, I saw my faceless soul! Never imagined it could run that fast!

Why would you never donate to crabs?

Because they're shellfish!

Why are orphans so good at tennis?

Answer: Because they never knew what love was.

A man walks into a bar and says, "Ouch!"

And the women look at him as if they have never seen a man walk into a bar before.

Jason Kenney has never worried about putting food on the table for his kids.

"Knuckle babies" don't eat.

Wanna hear a pizza joke?

Never mind, it's too cheesy.

I'd tell you a joke about infinity, but I'm afraid it will never end.

Why did Stephen Hawking cross the street?

He didn’t; he never did.