Why couldn't the twins never do anything right?
Because they were triplets!
Never search up "monkey with blue balls."
Your mom and dad are never coming back because dad is cumming for another kid.
Columbine high basketball team will be never good again after they lost their 2 best shooters
What do the Twin Towers and a bad joke have in common? They never land well.
A friend took me out to his shed and was showing me all his tools, when he pointed to a ladder. "That's my step ladder," he said. "I never knew my real ladder."
Just buy emo grass, then you will never have to mow your lawn again.
Your hairline is gone because you never bathed or brushed.
Why are Liverpool not disabled friendly?
They never walk alone.
Why do orphans live on buses?
They never have a home to stop at.
Me and my friend roasting each other.
Him: Your dad dropped you on purpose, but my dad dropped me by accident.
Me: But after dropping you, he never picked you up.
Teacher said, "You never do your homework," so I shot her 7 times with a M1 BushDid911 and replied, "It's all in my backpack, can you grade it please?"
Son: Dad, if I told you I was gay, would you still love me?
Dad: Don’t be silly son, you were an accident. I never loved you in the first place.
How many emos does it take to fix a light?
I don't know because they never came down.
Why do you not have milk with your Oreos?
Daddy never came back with the milk.
Q. What do filicide jokes and filicide victims have in common?
A. They never get old.
Why did your daddy not come back with the milk? Because u had no dad because ur dad never loved u
have you ever wondered why orphans hate milk
cause there dad never came back with it
Why are orphans never in jail? Because their never wanted
Why do orphans hate dad jokes? They never return
