Never

Never jokes

Milk

Why do you not have milk with your Oreos?

Daddy never came back with the milk.

Dad

Me and my friend roasting each other.

Him: Your dad dropped you on purpose, but my dad dropped me by accident.

Me: But after dropping you, he never picked you up.

Victim

Q. What do filicide jokes and filicide victims have in common?

A. They never get old.

Orphan

Have you ever wondered why orphans hate milk?

'Cause their dad never came back with it.

Emo

How many emos does it take to fix a light?

I don't know because they never came down.

Memes

Orphan

Why did the cop ask the orphan if he was home alone?

The orphan said because my parents have never come back yet because I have none.

Land

What do the Twin Towers and a bad joke have in common? They never land well.

Grass

Just buy emo grass, then you will never have to mow your lawn again.

Ladder

A friend took me out to his shed and was showing me all his tools, when he pointed to a ladder. "That's my step ladder," he said. "I never knew my real ladder."

Orphan

Why do orphans have no sense of humor?

I guess they've never heard a dad joke.

Orphan

What is a show an orphan will never be able to relate to?

"Full House".

Spanish

Are you Spanish, because I will say "Hola."

Do you go to a biblioteca? Also, in Spanish, you will never guess the word "biblioteca." Find it, I dare you.

Orphan

Why will the orphan never say, "Honey, I'm home?"

No one wants him, not even the bees.