Never jokes

Why did Marxism never catch on in England?

Because then it would be impossible to get proper tea.

Why does a kid never come home after a fight with their parents? Because they never found the key to the house again.

What happens once every minute, twice every millennium, but never in a hundred years?

The letter M.

What superhero will orphans never understand?

Homelander.

Why can orphans never walk home?

Because there's no way to go.

I never make that type of joke. They always seem to crash and burn.

Why are blind people bad at catching things? Because they never see it coming.

Why should a feminist never join the United Auto Workers, UAW?

Because the only thing that a feminist would do in the United Auto Workers, UAW is lick pussy all day in the woman's restroom.

What comes in and comes out, but you should never miss it?

Any ideas?

SHIT!!!!

When a person in a wheelchair says, "You've never taken a step in my shoes," and you say, "To be honest, you haven't either."

Your hairline is so ugly, it’s receding from your face to never see you.

My friend was showing me his tool shed and pointed to a ladder. "That's my stepladder," he said. "I never knew my real ladder."

I complained to my dad why he never took me to the zoo.

He said if they want you, they’ll come get you.

Columbine High basketball team will never be good again after they lost their two best shooters.

What do the Twin Towers and your siblings have in common?

Once they turn 18, they never come back.

I'll never forget my grandpa's last words:

"You need to park a little closer."

Why did the cop ask the orphan if he was home alone?

The orphan said because my parents have never come back yet because I have none.

"(My beard actually connects.)" "Like the connection you never had with your father."

Why do orphans have no sense of humor?

I guess they've never heard a dad joke.

I masturbated by accident. I read the wrong thing And tested its factuality.

Well, it's been some good years now, haven't they? Being your own partner has never felt so together.