Me and my friend roasting each other.
Him: Your dad dropped you on purpose, but my dad dropped me by accident.
Me: But after dropping you, he never picked you up.
Never Jokes
Q. What do filicide jokes and filicide victims have in common?
A. They never get old.
Have you ever wondered why orphans hate milk?
'Cause their dad never came back with it.
How many emos does it take to fix a light?
I don't know because they never came down.
Why did the cop ask the orphan if he was home alone?
The orphan said because my parents have never come back yet because I have none.
Your hairline is gone because you never bathed or brushed.
What do the Twin Towers and a bad joke have in common? They never land well.
Why are Liverpool not disabled friendly?
They never walk alone.
Why do orphans live on buses?
They never have a home to stop at.
Just buy emo grass, then you will never have to mow your lawn again.
A friend took me out to his shed and was showing me all his tools, when he pointed to a ladder. "That's my step ladder," he said. "I never knew my real ladder."
Why do orphans have no sense of humor?
I guess they've never heard a dad joke.
Why are orphans so skinny?
They never learned how to home cook.
What is a show an orphan will never be able to relate to?
"Full House".
Are you Spanish, because I will say "Hola."
Do you go to a biblioteca? Also, in Spanish, you will never guess the word "biblioteca." Find it, I dare you.
"Love is a good thing, never be embarrassed by it."
Why do orphans hate dad jokes? They never return.
Why will the orphan never say, "Honey, I'm home?"
No one wants him, not even the bees.
Why are orphans never in jail?
Because they're never wanted.
"Imagine being an orphan, could never be me," I say. For some reason, everyone started crying, then I walked out of Dave's orphanage.
