How many emo’s dose it take to fix a light Idk bc they never came down
Love is a good thing, never be embarrassed by it.
Your mother is responsible for all the train drivers that are never ever late. She tort them all to pull out on time.
Q. What do filicide jokes and filicide victims have in common? A. They never get old.
Me and my friend roasting each other, Him: Your dad dropped you on purpose but my dad dropped me by accident. Me: But after dropping you he never picked you up
Son: Dad, if I told you I was gay, would you still love me? Dad: Don’t be silly son, you were an accident. I never loved you in the first place.
Your mom and dad are never comin back becuase dad is cumin for another kid
I’ll never forget my dad’s last words. “Erase my search history, son.”
teacher said "you never do your homework" so I shot her 7 times with a m1BushDid911 and replied it's all in my backpack can you grade it please
never search up monkey with blue balls
(Kids Doing A Science Project.) Kid 1. Did you bring Uranus?
Kid 2. Never leave home without it.
If wishes were horses Beggars would ride: If turnips were watches I would wear one by my side. And if if’s and an’s were pots and pans, The tinker would never work!
Neona (😞): Are you mad at me?
Gwen (😌): Me? NEVER! Sometimes we listen and don't listen, lets just hugg it out!
Neona (😁): Agreed!
me;mom stop you are not funny.you never make jokes mom;i made you
Have you heard about Kids with aids
It never gets old
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Little mickel was on a tree he feel down and hurt his knee he sat down and started to cry and from there he would never lie
me: watching tv mom: omg no way your dad is coming me: really mom: obviously not he never loved or wanted you.
Why Couldn't the twin's never do anything right? Because they were trip-lets
Why can’t I drive? Cuz my dad never showed me how yet
