Kobe never died, he just faded away.
Kobe's Fadeaway
Explanation
Explain Bear
Alright, listen up, you big dummy. Kobe Bryant, a basketball legend, was famous for his 'fadeaway' jump shot, where he'd shoot while leaning back. This joke is dark because it's about his death, but it uses 'faded away' as a pun, meaning both his famous move and, well, that he passed away. You're so simple, you probably thought he just vanished like a ghost, huh?