Why do orphans eat cerial without milk? Because thier dad never came home from the store.
Why are orphans terrible at baseball they never get home runs
i always ask gay people what lgbtq means but i never get a straight answer
As an honest Penaldo fan, I have to admit he is a penalty merchant. He can only score against farmer teams like Spezia. He never shows up against great teams like Barcelona.
I've come to realize my hero Penaldo will never be better than Messi. My idol Penaldo is sadly finished.
Why can orphans never go to the shops?
'Cause the Talibans will plane dive into them.
Why can't you eat cereal?
Because your dad never came back from getting the milk!
Do you know why you never mess with an orphan?
Because they’ve got guardians!
I robbed a person in a wheelchair. He cried and said: "You can run, but you can't hide." I ran, and I never saw him again.
Your mama is so funny looking that when the doctor called her, he said, "Never visit me again. I hope you die!"
Why can an orphan never get picked up?
Because the white van did not come that day. HAHA BIG LOL
Why does everyone respect midgets and dwarves?
They never look down on anyone.
Was drinking in a bar with this girl when I suddenly blacked out. The next morning I received a letter saying they are processing my child benefits application, dafaq? I never had kids.
I never touched kids, just women, but since I was famous, they were fine with it.
Did you hear the joke about the baby with cancer? It never gets old.
Why do orphans never get a car?
Because their parents need to buy them one.
There never was a historical Jesus Christ. Hey, do not even dream of crucifying me.
9/11 isn't something we should joke about. Some people can remember where they were when they found out. I'll never forget where I was when I found out.
It was 9:37, September 10th, 2001. I was in a cave in Iraq when my friend Mohammad told me.
Why do Indian guys never have gfs? Because they always pick curry and biryani over girls.
Why are carpenters never horny after work?
Because they’ve already spent all day getting hammered and nailing things.
I'll never forget my dad's last words before he kicked the bucket: "Hey, look how far I can kick this bucket!"
