Never jokes
So my dad walks into a bar and there was a hooker and a child. I was with him and they both approached us and they said only £50 for head but it was a little weird that the child was talking to my dad and the hooker was talking to me. I was about to say something but my dad pushed me over and my friend's uncle killed my dad.
The kid was never seen again. Her name was Madeleine McCann. I think I'm the only one who knows where she is, but overall the head from the hooker was good.
Why can’t I drive? 'Cuz my dad never showed me how, yet.
No matter how big the jar, there is one thing that can never fit inside it. What is it?
How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb in the middle of the night?
I don't know, I can never see them.
You should never suppress a fart. It travels up the spine high into the brain. That's where the shit ideas come from.
true though
Flat girls be like, "I will have breasts in the future." This is to all the flat girls: you will never get it.
I'll never forget my grandpa's last words:
"You need to park a little closer."
What cookies did the orphans never try?
Home made cookies!
Why do orphans love violent video games like GTA?
They never had parents to protect them from it.
Q: Why can't orphans ever win at Yahtzee?
A: Because they can never seem to get a full house.
The other day my wife said, "Take me someplace I have never been before!" I said, "Why don't you try the kitchen?"
A note for my History Teacher:
Frick frack apple jack tic tac sick sack Mr. Khan and give him a big fat whack 'cause his teaching's got lack, his system I will hack and through the screen I'll give him a smack. I'll throw him on the clothing rack. On his seat I'll put thumb tacks, I'll break his momma's back... and he'll never come back.
What superhero will orphans never understand?
Homelander.
When the school shooter kills five people, and the autistic kid yells, "Heroes never die!"
Me: Mom, stop, you are not funny. You never make jokes.
Mom: I made you.
You better get used to having dry cereal cuz your dad ain't never bringing the milk back.
You want to hear a cheesy pizza joke? Never mind, it's too cheesy!
Hehehehehe.
Dark humor is like a kid with cancer.
It never gets old.
We're no strangers to Aaron. You know the rules and so do I (do I). A full commitment's what I'm thinking of. You wouldn't get this from any other guy. I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling. Gotta make you understand. Never Aaron give you up. Never Aaron let you down. Never Aaron run around and desert you. Never Aaron make you cry. Never Aaron say goodbye. Never Aaron tell a lie and hurt you.
We've known each other for so long. Your heart's been aching, but you're too shy to say it (say it). Inside, we both know what's been going on (going on). We know the game and we're Aaron play it. And if you ask me how I'm feeling. Don't tell me you're too blind to see. Never Aaron give you up. Never Aaron let you down. Never Aaron run around and desert you. Never Aaron make you cry. Never Aaron say goodbye. Never Aaron tell a lie and hurt you.
Never Aaron give you up. Never Aaron let you down. Never Aaron run around and desert you. Never Aaron make you cry. Never Aaron say goodbye. Never Aaron tell a lie and hurt you.
We've known each other for so long. Your heart's been aching, but you're too shy to say it (to say it). Inside, we both know what's been going on (going on). We know the game and we're Aaron play it. I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling. Gotta make you understand. Never Aaron give you up. Never Aaron let you down. Never Aaron run around and desert you. Never Aaron make you cry. Never Aaron say goodbye. Never Aaron tell a lie and hurt you. Never Aaron give you up. Never Aaron let you down. Never Aaron run around and desert you. Never Aaron make you cry. Never Aaron say goodbye. Never Aaron tell a lie and hurt you. Never Aaron give you up. Never Aaron let you down. Never Aaron run around and desert you. Never Aaron make you cry. Never Aaron say goodbye. Never Aaron tell a lie and hurt you.
Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down.
Ha ha! Get rickrolled!