Why are orphans terrible at baseball they never get home runs
Do you know why you never mess with an orphan??
Because they’ve got GAURDIANS
This web"site" sucks it never sites the correct information
i'll never forget my dads last words before he kicked the bucket: "hey, look how far i can kick this bucket!!"
Why are carpenters never horny after work? Because they’ve already spent all day getting hammered and nailing things
Why do indian guys never have gf's? bc they always pick curry and biryani over girls
Bring a knife into the shower. NEVER gunna see that coming! He pulls the curtain like ‘ re re‘ and your like ‘ re re ‘ yourself motherf*ucker and stab him right in the eye! You thought the psycho was out there? SUPRIZE the psycho’s IN HERE with the Irish Spring on them!
My dad died, so I dug his grave. I was asked why I murdered him, I answered "Guess we'll never know who did it because he dug his own grave." My father was William Afton.😝😝😝😝😜😜🥱🥱🥵🥵🥴🥴🥴😩😩😃😃🤗🤗🤗🤗🤫🤫🤫🤫😊😊😊😊😊😉😘🥰😍🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🥴🥴🥴🥴🤕🤕🤕🤒🤒🤒🤧🤮🤮🤮🤮😩😬😣😳🌛🥶🤧🥵😩😫🤧🤑🌜🥵😦😳😮🙁😢🤐😫🌜🤤😘😫😬🥱😘🥴🤣🙂😑😏😑😏😏
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Jokes about menstruation are never funny, PERIOD!
Why could the orphan never be gay Because he had nobody to call daddy
Knock knock. (Who is there.) Pizza. (Pizza who?) Never mind it was so cheesy.
22. Give a man a match, and he’ll be warm for a few hours. Set him on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life. 24. When does a joke become a dad joke? When it leaves you and never comes back. 31. My grandfather said my generation relies too much on the latest technology. So I unplugged his life support.
i would tell a pussy joke, but you would never get it
I've always wanted to WAVE to a dolphin, but it could never SEA me. That dolphin is so WASHED up. WATER you say we get revenge?
It's funny dating someone smarter than you, my girlfriend knows how to push my buttons but never takes into account what a dick I can be if need be, let me explain, say for example she calls me retarded, I remind her that she's dating me.
Why do the police never catch the orphan? The orphan is not wanted
Why can’t orphans play catch? They never had a dad to teach them
Your losing all your friends but never any calories.
So one time I was looking up the definition of accident because I was a little dumbo and didn’t know what it meant. Then my sister walks up behind me, and points at the word and says, “That’s you!”(meaning that I was an accident) A few minutes later, we had a big family meeting and my dad said to my sister, “Sweetie, you were an accident. We didn’t mean to make you. But we still love you with everything we’ve got.”
My sister never talked to me again and left the house. She was 17 when she left. Seriously, 17-year-olds just never mature, huh?
