Never jokes
Why are orphans so good at tennis?
Answer: Because they never knew what love was.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can never find home.
Why can you never trust atoms?
Because they make up everything.
I complained to my dad why he never took me to the zoo.
He said if they want you, they’ll come get you.
How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb in the middle of the night?
I don't know, I can never see them.
How many retards does it take to change a lightbulb? None! They are still too busy trying to turn off the dark.
Click...uh Click..........,.UH!!
Confucius say, never try win head-butting contest with mongoloid: you’ll lose every time and only hurt yourself.
(mono gloid? mong a’ loid squeals)
Did you hear the one about the dog raised by retards?
All he’d do is go “Uh-f, uh-f....Ooohhhh!”
This is about Gwen.
I don't know her, but people are just causing too much drama over one person who never said one thing to them.
It's way too soon for Kobe jokes.
They never land well.
What do orphans, parents, and a ball have in common?
If you throw them, they both will never come back.
Wanna hear a joke about pizza?
Never mind, it’s too cheesy! 😅
Kids are like a box of chocolates, they taste so good and you never know what you are going to get.
Why do I only date orphans?
Because they never have daddy issues.
What cookies did the orphans never try?
Home made cookies!
I'm never going bungee jumping because a cord bridged me into the world. It's not taking me out.
Harry Potter
Dobby: "Dobby never meant to kill, Dobby only meant to maim or seriously injure!"
Jumanji
Coach Webb: "Ok, there's a lot wrong with that."
What does pussy taste like in chocolate cream pie?
Don't ever ask me no damn question like that. I ain't never had no damn chocolate cream pie, you crazy?
People say my dad left me and was never successful, but if you search up who destroyed the Twin Towers, he will pop up.
Also, my mom's great grandpa killed Hitler.
Why is April the smartest month?
It can never be fooled.
The other day my wife said, "Take me someplace I have never been before!" I said, "Why don't you try the kitchen?"
A man goes into heaven and there he meets Jesus. He asks Jesus what that broken clock is there for. Jesus says, "That is Mother Teresa's clock, it has never moved because she has never lied." "There is Abraham Lincoln's clock. He has lied twice so it has moved twice." "Where is Donald Trump's?" asks the man. Jesus answers, "It is in my office, I am using it as a ceiling fan."