Never jokes
Kid: Aye, Mum, I'mma do something Dad could never do.
Mum: And that is?
*Kid walks out.*
*Kid comes back in with milk.*
Mum: I'mma beat ya ass!
Why should you never tell your French doctor that you bite your tongue?
Because your French doctor will give you a tetanus shot.
Why do Blondes never suffer from headaches?
No brain, no pain.
You know what's crazy? Is that the low taper fade, like, meme, is still MASSIVE. Still MASSIVE. Like, I'm still seeing like, new ones, that I've never seen before, and they're getting millions of likes and millions of views.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Bill Cosby.
Bill Cosby who?
Never mind, I’ll come back when you’re sleeping.
Memes
TIME TO KILL FURRYS MUHAHAHAHA
A lion would never drive while drunk.
But a tiger wood.
Bro, you ever think while driving the moped why they call it a footrest when the foot never lets it rest? The foot is working harder than the engine. You push, push, but still go the same speed like a turtle with a bad mood during a rabbit race...
"Never going to give you up." That's not what the orphan's parents said.
Why were the students jealous of the orphan?
He never had any homework!
(I'm going to hell for this)
Wanna hear a pizza joke? Never mind... It's too cheesy.
Kid 1: I like you! Do you like me?
Kid 2: No. You never asked if I love you!
Kid 1: Aw, do you love me?
Kid 2: No!
Never trust stairs, they're always up to something.
Why do crabs never give to charity?
Because they're all shellfish.
My ex misses me, good thing she'll never hit me.
A man is on his death sentence, and he gets to choose his last meal.
He asks his guard for a McDonald's Ice Cream, and lives a very long life. They never found a working machine.
Angela: Kris, I just met the nicest, sweetest guy ever.
Kristie: Who is he and what is his name?
Angela: His name is Kevin.
Kristie: Kevin? I remember him. He said he had to go to Italy for a meeting, never seen him after that. What the hell is Kevin doing here?
Angela: I don't know.
I never knew what my dad's job was.
One day, at school, I got a scam phone call, later, I got another, and another. I finally had enough and answered the phone, but to make an impact I said "Hello?"
My dad answered...
What two things can you never have for breakfast?
Lunch and dinner!
Your mom saw Uranus and never was the same in HD. :)
By the way, why are there no knock knock jokes about America?
Because freedom rings, but they never answer that door.
Enjoy!