Never jokes
Why wasn’t the orphan able to finish his cereal?
His parents never brought back the milk.
I beat up a blind kid, but he says he's the strongest. He never saw that one!
Huggy Wuggy and Kissy Missy had a baby.
They never gave him a name, so they just played cut the rope with him...
Chalie has an eating disorder, and he is shorter, so is his life, but he will never get a wife. He's a gay motherfucker who wants to be hit by a trucker?
Why do orphans have water with their cereal?
Because the dad never came back with the milk.
What happens to emo kids when they go up?
They never come down.
Could never understand why people would say Stephen Hawking is a dead man walking.
I saw a news ad on TV about a dad coming home after getting milk. I said, "I've never seen that one before!"
Guys, we need to stop telling orphan jokes, they're gonna tell their parents. Oh wait, never mind, continue.
Why was Stephen Hawking never trusted when taking a quiz?
"No computers allowed on the test!"
What did Nemo's dad say? "Man, he's a lot like my dad, I can never find him!"
This is our motto- "Never fear orphans! You are even more special than diamonds."
Orphan club for ppl who stand up for orphans!
"Never going to give you up." That's not what the orphan's parents said.
Why were the students jealous of the orphan?
He never had any homework!
(I'm going to hell for this)
Q: I'm a famous athlete and I've got a lot of fans.
A: Is that why I never see you sweat?
Why should old women never eat seafood?
'Cause then she'll start acting crabby.
Stevie Wonder is a terrible father.
He never sees his kids.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
'Cause they can never hit a homerun.
So an orphan goes to the store and gets a bunch of cartons of milk.
The cashier goes, "Woah, why so much?"
The orphan goes, "My dad never came back with the milk, so, well, here we are!"
Why should you never tell your French doctor that you bite your tongue?
Because your French doctor will give you a tetanus shot.