Never jokes
Why should old women never eat seafood?
'Cause then she'll start acting crabby.
Why should you never tell your French doctor that you bite your tongue?
Because your French doctor will give you a tetanus shot.
Kid: Aye, Mum, I'mma do something Dad could never do.
Mum: And that is?
*Kid walks out.*
*Kid comes back in with milk.*
Mum: I'mma beat ya ass!
Never trust stairs, they're always up to something.
My ex misses me, good thing she'll never hit me.
Memes
saddest youtube comment :(
Why do crabs never give to charity?
Because they're all shellfish.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Bill Cosby.
Bill Cosby who?
Never mind, Iβll come back when youβre sleeping.
Why do Blondes never suffer from headaches?
No brain, no pain.
A lion would never drive while drunk.
But a tiger wood.
You know what's crazy? Is that the low taper fade, like, meme, is still MASSIVE. Still MASSIVE. Like, I'm still seeing like, new ones, that I've never seen before, and they're getting millions of likes and millions of views.
Could never understand why people would say Stephen Hawking is a dead man walking.
Angela: Kris, I just met the nicest, sweetest guy ever.
Kristie: Who is he and what is his name?
Angela: His name is Kevin.
Kristie: Kevin? I remember him. He said he had to go to Italy for a meeting, never seen him after that. What the hell is Kevin doing here?
Angela: I don't know.
Wanna hear a joke about pizza?
Never mind, itβs too cheesy! π
I never knew what my dad's job was.
One day, at school, I got a scam phone call, later, I got another, and another. I finally had enough and answered the phone, but to make an impact I said "Hello?"
My dad answered...
Your mom saw Uranus and never was the same in HD. :)
By the way, why are there no knock knock jokes about America?
Because freedom rings, but they never answer that door.
Enjoy!
What two things can you never have for breakfast?
Lunch and dinner!
Why is Peter Pan always flying?
Because he Never lands.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, We're breaking up because I never loved you.
How many communists does it take to change a lightbulb? Never enough.