How Many Communist Does it take To Change Lightbulb? Never Enough
Why do tables never need wheelchairs?
Because even without the ‘t’ they are still able.
you will never see a redneck opposing a war. he will instead say, "wait, i get to kill people and it's not illegal? and their foreigners?"
What do your BF and the twin towers have in common?
They both never get erect
What goes up but never comes down? Water in Australia
Why do orphans only drink water in cereal? Cause dad never brought home the milk...
What is wrong with orphans phones?
They'll never have a home screen.
If you wait for a woman to get 9 months pregnant and kill her, you will never be able to stop the loop.
Kobe never missed a shot but he missed the helipad
I’m going to hell!!!
Why are orphans very abusive to their kids..?
Because they never had loving parents of there own
I could never date a midget.
We would never see eye to eye.
why is it better to date an orphan...
their parents are never home
Orphan:Have u seen my mommy? Person: Are you an orphan? Orphan: Yes? Person: SON SON??? IS THAT YOU MY LOVE? Orphan: MOTHER! Person: LEts go home! Orphan: Uhhhh *SHes was never to be seen again*
abortion jokes are like the babies; they never get old
Why do your orphans don’t drink beer. Because last time they did he went to suck some dudes toes then he try to take him to his parents but I guess that never happened
Harry Potter Dobby: Dobby never meant to kill, Dobby only meant to maim or seriously injure!!
Jumanji Coach Webb: Ok, theres alot wrong with that.
what goes up but never past the digits 15? A Make A Wish Kid....
Want to hear a joke about a guy losing fingers?
Never mind it’s too Pointless
I told my dad to get me a packet of cigarettes, he never came back. ANDI still didn't get my FUCKING CIGARETTES.
What brakes but never falls, and what falls but never brakes?
Answer: Night falls and dawn brakes.
