Never jokes
Why were the students jealous of the orphan?
He never had any homework!
(I'm going to hell for this)
What did Nemo's dad say? "Man, he's a lot like my dad, I can never find him!"
"Never going to give you up." That's not what the orphan's parents said.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
'Cause they can never hit a homerun.
Why should old women never eat seafood?
'Cause then she'll start acting crabby.
Stevie Wonder is a terrible father.
He never sees his kids.
So an orphan goes to the store and gets a bunch of cartons of milk.
The cashier goes, "Woah, why so much?"
The orphan goes, "My dad never came back with the milk, so, well, here we are!"
My ex misses me, good thing she'll never hit me.
Never trust stairs, they're always up to something.
Kid: Aye, Mum, I'mma do something Dad could never do.
Mum: And that is?
*Kid walks out.*
*Kid comes back in with milk.*
Mum: I'mma beat ya ass!
Why should you never tell your French doctor that you bite your tongue?
Because your French doctor will give you a tetanus shot.
You know what's crazy? Is that the low taper fade, like, meme, is still MASSIVE. Still MASSIVE. Like, I'm still seeing like, new ones, that I've never seen before, and they're getting millions of likes and millions of views.
Bastards can never pray, because they don't have a Holy Father.
Bro, you ever think while driving the moped why they call it a footrest when the foot never lets it rest? The foot is working harder than the engine. You push, push, but still go the same speed like a turtle with a bad mood during a rabbit race...
A lion would never drive while drunk.
But a tiger wood.
Wanna hear a pizza joke? Never mind... It's too cheesy.
Kid 1: I like you! Do you like me?
Kid 2: No. You never asked if I love you!
Kid 1: Aw, do you love me?
Kid 2: No!
Why do crabs never give to charity?
Because they're all shellfish.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Bill Cosby.
Bill Cosby who?
Never mind, I’ll come back when you’re sleeping.
Angela: Kris, I just met the nicest, sweetest guy ever.
Kristie: Who is he and what is his name?
Angela: His name is Kevin.
Kristie: Kevin? I remember him. He said he had to go to Italy for a meeting, never seen him after that. What the hell is Kevin doing here?
Angela: I don't know.