Never jokes
Why do orphans never use other people's Wi-Fi?
So they can be connected.
Why should you never tell your French doctor that you bite your tongue?
Because your French doctor will give you a tetanus shot.
Your mom is so stupid, she stopped at a stop sign because it never said "go."
I broke up with my deaf girlfriend because she never listened to me.
My friend was showing me his tool shed and pointed to a ladder. "That's my stepladder," he said. "I never knew my real ladder."
Jason Kenney has never worried about putting food on the table for his kids.
"Knuckle babies" don't eat.
My dick is like the way home for an orphan, its length is never-ending.
I will never forget my grandfather's last words: “The fuck you doing with that knife?”
I never knew the kid at school had autism. I always just thought he was walking into cobwebs.
What is the difference between a baby and a canoe?
I would never put a canoe in my garage.
What's the difference between the milkman and my dad?
Nothing, they are both one thing except he never returns with milk.
(I've been eating cereal with water COMBINATION!)
Why did the blind man get killed? Because he never saw it coming.
Wanna hear a pizza joke? Never mind... It's too cheesy.
It takes a lot of trust for two cannibals to gluck gluck each other. You never know when it's goodbye willy.
The teacher was terrified to hear Little Johnny swear.
“I never want you to use language like that again. Where on earth did you pick it up?”
“From my father,” said Johnny.
“Well, he should be ashamed of himself. And it’s no reason for you to talk like that. You don’t even know what it means.”
“I do,” said Johnny. “It means the car won’t start.”
My town's population never changes. Every time a girl gets pregnant, a guy leaves town.
Why do shepherds never learn to count?
Because if they did, they would always be falling asleep.
Who's never the last man standing?
Stephen Hawking.
What kind of band never plays music?
How do you avoid getting raped? Never say no.