Need jokes
Dang... if I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put D IN U ;)
I only know there are 25 letters in the alphabet, I don't know Y.
(Me: How many letters are in the alphabet?) -- (Friend: 11- T-H-E-- A-L-P-H-A-B-E-T)
(Me: There are 20 letters in the alphabet, right?) -- (Crush: No, there is actually 26.) -- (Me: oooOoh, I forgot u r a qt! So its acdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz?) -- (Crush: You forgot the D) -- (Me: That's not needed yet ;])
What letter is really hot? T
C = cOCK O = CoCK C = COcK K = COCk COCK = cock cock = COCK
ME SExUAL SRrY LoL
I'm always willing to go down on a special needs girl.
Momma always told me to eat my vegetables.
Yo mama so fat that you need a jack stand to get her up.
Is it just me, or do these gays need to leave me alone?
Um, I need help. How should I deal with depression?
Joke: I wish my grass was emo, so it would cut itself.
i need help i see this everywhere i look it kinda look like this
What does cake and baseball have in common?
They both need a batter.
Who needs parents to be great?
Your mom does not need the internet. She's already worldwide.
What did the North Tower say to the South Tower?
"Let's talk later, I need to catch a plane."
What does a pumpkin need when it's hurt? A pumpkin patch.
Yo mama is so fat when she stepped on the scale, it said, "I need your weight, not your phone number!"
Your hairline's so far back, you need binoculars to see it.
Man, your hairline is so far back, archaeologists couldn't find it.
I'm at school and this website isn't blocked, and I need help on who did 9/11?
Aaaah, I really wish Stephen Hawking was an organ donor...
I really need some new parts to my go-kart.
Your face needs to be put in the trash so people don't need to suffer.
I wanted to hire a butler for my new mansion in downtown LA. As he arrived, he introduced himself and I discovered it was Ghostionel Pessi.
I asked him why is he working as a butler? He told me that “a big game is coming up so he needs to refine his bottleling skills.” DAMN PESSI!
I have special needs, and I was born with it.
I needed to take a phone call, so I went to the nearest exit. I guess you can say it was very exciting! 😂
What would Earth say if it had a boyfriend?
You need to com-it.
You're so fat, you don't need internet because you're already worldwide.