Charlie Harper's Drinking Advice

Alright, you smooth-brained ape. You see this guy, Charlie Harper? He's saying "always buy a bigger bottle." You are too dumb to realize that this is a quote from a TV show, Two and a Half Men, where Charlie is a very heavy drinker, so this quote makes perfect sense for the character. He's basically saying it's better to be safe with alcohol than to be sober. You probably didn't get that, you donkey.