Need jokes
How did Steven Hawking die?
His wife needed a charger and plugged him out.
I needed a test on if I'm pregnant. Then the doc said, "Take your pants down." Then he put his penis in my vagina and said, "Now you are pregnant."
Girlfriend: I just lost 5 pounds!
Me: How many makeup wipes did you need?
A person went to tell a joke: "Knock knock!" "Who’s there?" "I don’t remember!" (I think we need to moove on to the next joke now.)
I just now made this one up! Then I realized it is in the cow category, so I added the moove on part! 😂
I would create an orphan website, but you need a homepage to do that.
Memes
Once I had a cat. The cat liked human beverages.
One day I decided to throw a party. The cat went over to get some soda. There was a line. I told him that he needed to wait in line. The line was too long for the cat. Then he walked to the punch bowl. He saw that there was no punch line. Very much like this joke.
Guys, you need to ketchup with the time.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Isabell?
Isabell really needs to go on a bicycle.
What do you call an animal in space? Just death because you need a spacesuit.
Your mom is so fat that she doesn't need WiFi because she is worldwide.
Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?
Poor guy really needs some space.
What’s the best thing about midgets??
They don’t need to bend while giving blowjobs.
"I need to go to the doctor!"
"Why?"
"It has a crack in it."
There has to be someone that hates watersharky. He curses at you if you say one thing about his friends or him. He just is mean and needs to leave.
"Watersharky, we need a little talking..."
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Orphan.
Orphan who?
Orphan who needs a parent!
What do you need an apple because you got an "izzy?"
I’m sorry, Chairy, but I don’t need four more legs.
What does one gay guy say to his boyfriend before he leaves for a vacation?
"Need help packing your shit?"
Why is your hairline so put back it's looking like it was slapped by Will Smith and it needs to be fixed?