Need jokes
Girlfriend: I just lost 5 pounds!
Me: How many makeup wipes did you need?
I would create an orphan website, but you need a homepage to do that.
A person went to tell a joke: "Knock knock!" "Who’s there?" "I don’t remember!" (I think we need to moove on to the next joke now.)
I just now made this one up! Then I realized it is in the cow category, so I added the moove on part! 😂
Once I had a cat. The cat liked human beverages.
One day I decided to throw a party. The cat went over to get some soda. There was a line. I told him that he needed to wait in line. The line was too long for the cat. Then he walked to the punch bowl. He saw that there was no punch line. Very much like this joke.
If you're ever in need of a punching bag, just go to your local Alzheimer's unit.
They'll forget you were there in like three minutes.
Memes
Why did the rapper oil up his notepad?
In case he needed to DROP some FREESTYLE NOTES!
Why did the sick juice tree go to the hospital? Because it needed lemin-ade (not the cool type of sick, the one where you are in the hospital). Lemin-ade 1st ade.
Why is your hairline so put back it's looking like it was slapped by Will Smith and it needs to be fixed?
There has to be someone that hates watersharky. He curses at you if you say one thing about his friends or him. He just is mean and needs to leave.
"Watersharky, we need a little talking..."
Why are orphans lucky? Because they don’t need a license plate because they don’t have a home.
Hello.
Anyone does online dating and needs someone? HERE I am!
Your mom is so fat that she doesn't need WiFi because she is worldwide.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Isabell?
Isabell really needs to go on a bicycle.
What’s the best thing about midgets??
They don’t need to bend while giving blowjobs.
What do you call an animal in space? Just death because you need a spacesuit.
What do you need an apple because you got an "izzy?"
What does one gay guy say to his boyfriend before he leaves for a vacation?
"Need help packing your shit?"
I’m sorry, Chairy, but I don’t need four more legs.
Why did Orphan become famous?
Because he didn't need parent permission.