Need jokes

I’m sorry, Chairy, but I don’t need four more legs.

Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?

Poor guy really needs some space.

"I need to go to the doctor!"

"Why?"

"It has a crack in it."

Why did the sick juice tree go to the hospital? Because it needed lemin-ade (not the cool type of sick, the one where you are in the hospital). Lemin-ade 1st ade.

Knock knock.

Who's there?

Isabell?

Isabell really needs to go on a bicycle.

Your mom is so fat that she doesn't need WiFi because she is worldwide.

What do you call an animal in space? Just death because you need a spacesuit.

What’s the best thing about midgets??

They don’t need to bend while giving blowjobs.

There has to be someone that hates watersharky. He curses at you if you say one thing about his friends or him. He just is mean and needs to leave.

"Watersharky, we need a little talking..."

Hello.

Anyone does online dating and needs someone? HERE I am!

Why did Orphan become famous?

Because he didn't need parent permission.

Why are orphans lucky? Because they don’t need a license plate because they don’t have a home.

This joke is so dark, I need life.

How did the hamburger know he needed new pants?

His buns were too tight.

I need to call candy. What's candy? Candy can "bofe" if these balls fit in your mouth.

Guys, you need to ketchup with the time.

If you're ever in need of a punching bag, just go to your local Alzheimer's unit.

They'll forget you were there in like three minutes.

Why did the rapper oil up his notepad?

In case he needed to DROP some FREESTYLE NOTES!

This ole boy that's locked up called his ole lady and got into it with her, and she said, "Well, fuck you, I don't need you no more anyway. I got 2 or 3 guys out here wanting me and trying to fuck me."

He said, "Well, honey, that's the least of my worries. I got 10 or 12 guys in here tryin' to fuck me."