Need

Need jokes

Sex

How is sex like air?

It’s not a big deal unless you aren’t getting any.

Orphan

Why do orphans never get a car?

Because their parents need to buy them one.

Insult

Popular girl: Sorry I'm late.

Teacher: Why are you late!

Girl: I need my beauty sleep.

Nerd: Well, you might need to hibernate because you ain't pretty.

Memes

Orphan

Why do orphans make the best girlfriends?

Because they don't need permission from their parents.

Incest

My family is lucky I was born so smart. Every time my Dad is struggling at work, he always turns to me when he needs to get ahead.

School

Why did the 18-year-old girl need a ladder to go to school?

Because it was High School.

Skeleton

What did one skeleton say to the other?

Skeleton 1: "I need a hand!"

Skeleton 2: (Throws up hand)

Skeleton 1: "That wasn't very humerus."

Skeleton 2: "Why do you have to be so heartless?"

Skeleton 1: "At least I had the guts to tell you!"

Information

I didn't ask: ❌

I'm sorry, but it doesn't seem that anyone needed this information, and there doesn't seem to be any chance anyone will need this information in the future. ✔️

Mama

Yo mama so fat the scale said, "I need your weight, not your phone number."

Caricature

What does a Jewish man say when he sees a caricature of his face?

"We need to circumcise that one."

Party

Why is it so hard to make a party on Earth?

Because you need to planet.

Kid

Funny jokes are like kids with autism.

They have special needs to make them.

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