Need jokes
Everyone tells me I need to stop making prostitute jokes.
I guess they're whore-ible.
How is sex like air?
It’s not a big deal unless you aren’t getting any.
Can watersharky and Gwen comment on this? I need to talk to you guys.
Why do people poop?
Because it we need to!
Why do orphans never get a car?
Because their parents need to buy them one.
Memes
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Popular girl: Sorry I'm late.
Teacher: Why are you late!
Girl: I need my beauty sleep.
Nerd: Well, you might need to hibernate because you ain't pretty.
I hope Stephen Hawking was an organ donor, 'cause I need some parts for my go-cart.
Why do orphans make the best girlfriends?
Because they don't need permission from their parents.
My family is lucky I was born so smart. Every time my Dad is struggling at work, he always turns to me when he needs to get ahead.
What goes up and down and needs two people?
A seesaw.
Why did the 18-year-old girl need a ladder to go to school?
Because it was High School.
What did one skeleton say to the other?
Skeleton 1: "I need a hand!"
Skeleton 2: (Throws up hand)
Skeleton 1: "That wasn't very humerus."
Skeleton 2: "Why do you have to be so heartless?"
Skeleton 1: "At least I had the guts to tell you!"
You need to play a B flat, not a C sharp, you just got band!
Yo hairline so far back that you need a magnifying glass to see it.
Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?
He just needed a little space.
I didn't ask: ❌
I'm sorry, but it doesn't seem that anyone needed this information, and there doesn't seem to be any chance anyone will need this information in the future. ✔️
Yo mama so fat the scale said, "I need your weight, not your phone number."
What does a Jewish man say when he sees a caricature of his face?
"We need to circumcise that one."
Why is it so hard to make a party on Earth?
Because you need to planet.
Chuck Norris is...
What? You don't need to know what he is. He's just, Chuck.