Why did the 18-year-old girl need a ladder to go to school?
Because it was High School.
Need Jokes
Yo hairline so far back that you need a magnifying glass to see it.
I didn't ask: ❌
I'm sorry, but it doesn't seem that anyone needed this information, and there doesn't seem to be any chance anyone will need this information in the future. ✔️
Yo mama so fat the scale said, "I need your weight, not your phone number."
What does a Jewish man say when he sees a caricature of his face?
"We need to circumcise that one."
You need a good place to think? You can sit on my lap, and we’ll see the first thing that pops up!
What's the difference between Jesus and a picture? You need only one nail to hang a picture, unfortunately.
You need to play a B flat, not a C sharp, you just got band!
What did one skeleton say to the other?
Skeleton 1: "I need a hand!"
Skeleton 2: (Throws up hand)
Skeleton 1: "That wasn't very humerus."
Skeleton 2: "Why do you have to be so heartless?"
Skeleton 1: "At least I had the guts to tell you!"
Man 1: Dude, Viagra is for pussies. Real men don’t need Viagra.
Man 2: I thought Viagra was for dicks?
My mom gave my friend a blow job for good luck on his job interview, then my mom gave my other friend a blow job for his interview, and they both got the job. Now who needs good luck? Just ask my mom. My mom is a good luck charm.
Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?
He just needed a little space.
Why is it so hard to make a party on Earth?
Because you need to planet.
Chuck Norris is...
What? You don't need to know what he is. He's just, Chuck.
Funny jokes are like kids with autism.
They have special needs to make them.
So, my mom looked in the mirror today, and we need a new one.
She needs a flat surface cleaner.
What's the difference between Jesus and a picture? You need only one nail to hang a picture.
People always ask what the secret of our family's happiness is. It is simple really.
1. Television and computer games are limited to a couple of hours each week.
2. We all give each other a hand when needed.
Last but not least, we play Twister.
Me at an orphanage: I need to talk.
Orphan: My parents!
Me: You know that word?
