Need jokes
Can watersharky and Gwen comment on this? I need to talk to you guys.
Why did the 18-year-old girl need a ladder to go to school?
Because it was High School.
Why did the author go to the emergency room?
His editor told him he needed an appendix removed.
Why is it so hard to make a party on Earth?
Because you need to planet.
Chuck Norris is...
What? You don't need to know what he is. He's just, Chuck.
Memes
My boy best friend needs to have this app rn
Funny jokes are like kids with autism.
They have special needs to make them.
You guys, this is my last time publishing something here. You guys have been sending rude comments, and I need to work on my mental health. Goodbye.
People in 1 Ad: I bet we will have the best technology ever in 2023.
2023: GO BACK NOW! THERE'S 50 THOUSAND GENDERS, DUMB GEN Z, TIK TOK, WE NEED JESUS!
What's the difference between Jesus and a picture? You need only one nail to hang a picture.
She needs a flat surface cleaner.
Me at an orphanage: I need to talk.
Orphan: My parents!
Me: You know that word?
So, my mom looked in the mirror today, and we need a new one.
My math teacher walked by and asked me, "What is that?"
I said, "Paper."
She said, "Really?"
I said, "Yeah, do you need glasses?"
I walked out of the electronic store and saw a midget carrying a big screen TV all by himself. He looked like he needed a hand, so I offered to help.
He said, "This is not a big screen TV, it's a Kindle!!"
A priest sees a man about to commit suicide. The man says, "I have nothing to live for here. I will die, go to Heaven, and get 72 virgins." Then the priest says, "No need for this. I will take you to the local elementary school."
It's funny dating someone smarter than you. My girlfriend knows how to push my buttons but never takes into account what a dick I can be if need be. Let me explain. Say, for example, she calls me retarded, I remind her that she's dating me.
Bank owner: If you want to start a bank account, I need your name.
Guy: Robin
Bank owner: Your last name?
Guy: Debank
Bank owner: Robin Debank?
Guy: Put your hands up and give me all the money!
What is the difference between a flat tire bicycle and a woman?
Answer: You need to pump the tire on the bicycle before you ride it, while a woman you need to ride her and pump.
Good afternoon. My name is Russell, and I am a wilderness explorer of Tribe 54, Sweat Lodge 12. Are you in need of any assistance today, sir?
I told a blonde she needed gas for her car, and she farted into the gas tank.