Need jokes
Man 1: Dude, Viagra is for pussies. Real men don’t need Viagra.
Man 2: I thought Viagra was for dicks?
I don't need a punchline. Karens are the only joke I need.
My mom gave my friend a blow job for good luck on his job interview, then my mom gave my other friend a blow job for his interview, and they both got the job. Now who needs good luck? Just ask my mom. My mom is a good luck charm.
Why do orphans never get a car?
Because their parents need to buy them one.
I hope Stephen Hawking was an organ donor, 'cause I need some parts for my go-cart.
Why do orphans make the best girlfriends?
Because they don't need permission from their parents.
What goes up and down and needs two people?
A seesaw.
My family is lucky I was born so smart. Every time my Dad is struggling at work, he always turns to me when he needs to get ahead.
Can watersharky and Gwen comment on this? I need to talk to you guys.
Why do people poop?
Because it we need to!
Why did the 18-year-old girl need a ladder to go to school?
Because it was High School.
Yo hairline so far back that you need a magnifying glass to see it.
What does a Jewish man say when he sees a caricature of his face?
"We need to circumcise that one."
Bro sat down too close for comfort. I told him to move or he would get hurt.
Come on, how hard could it possibly be To move a few inches? You’re touching my D.
A guy really needs his personal space. Disobey and I’ll shove it in your face.
Your mama's so fat, she needed NASA to make her ID card!
Why is it so hard to make a party on Earth?
Because you need to planet.
Chuck Norris is...
What? You don't need to know what he is. He's just, Chuck.
Funny jokes are like kids with autism.
They have special needs to make them.
My math teacher walked by and asked me, "What is that?"
I said, "Paper."
She said, "Really?"
I said, "Yeah, do you need glasses?"
You guys, this is my last time publishing something here. You guys have been sending rude comments, and I need to work on my mental health. Goodbye.