Why did the rapper wear sunglasses to the concert?
Because his lyrics were so fire, he needed PROTECTION
Who needs dating apps when you have family reunions?
LEO is the reason the gene pool needs a LIFEGUARD
Emergency is their doctor anywhere ? My mom has a few problems & those problems is that my mom has big tits, fat ass & sweet pussy that needs attention. Help anyone.
How many CIA agents does it take to screw in a lightbulb? They don't need lightbulbs -- they glow in the dark.
Yo mama so fat she needs 17 iPhone to take a selfie
Roses are red Violets are blue Your wife needs Jon grudon too.
God needed and extra 2 hands to make your fat ass of a mother.
You're so fat you need butter to get in the car
Man I don’t need viagra when I see Mara
You don't need a parachute to go skydiving, just to go skydiving twice.
what do you call a special needs kid with a motorcycle: motor disease
You mama is so fat, she need 2 phones to take herself
Your mum is so fat she needs 3 different watches for 3 different time zones
*gets hit by a car*
Passerby: "ARE YOU OKAY?"
Me: "Please...I need my...phone"
*opens twitter*
Me: "LMFAOOOOOOO YALL GUESS WHAT"
The Emo kid wanted to go on a field trip but he needed his parents signature.
ill never forget my grandpas last words you need to park alittle closer
when hotline bling i only need one thing
If a woman says she needs to set boundaries between you and her, you would be crossing it if you are a Mexican.
who even needs white jokes...
