Name jokes
Englishman: We named our son George since he was born on Saint George's Day.
Irishman: We called our daughter Valentine since she was born on Valentine's Day.
Scotsman: We named our son Pancake because he was born on Pancake Day!
Hey Danda, :^, Alex, Dangggg, Alya Kuhl, Jessica, Samantha, and Ariana!
What do you call a Chinese car thief?
Tommy Tookamota.
"Joe momma" is called that because it means "you're a mistake."
What should I write a joke about? Name the subject, and I’ll make a joke about it.
Deez nuts, can we get much higher?
Boioioioing boioioioing, my name Jeff.
Arabic Nokia ringtone, bingchungus, wholesome 100, everyone liked that, Keanu Reeves chungus, Ugandan Knuckles, YouTube poop XDDDDDDDDDDDD.
What do people use more than you that is yours?
My wife told me to hang her the salt, so I beat the shit out of her. My name's Kyle, by the way.
Voicemailing.
Instead of Obama, it was supposed to be Osama. Pretending I got their names mixed up.
Ruhan.
Q: Name a murderer?
Aborted fetus: My mum.
What do you call an alligator that likes donuts? A donutator!
Ed is Ed in bed, full of head.
What did the banana say to Ethan, Ryan, and Cooper?
"Hi!"
Here is a story, my best friend was Chinese, his name was Chong-king. I took him to a restaurant one day and he said, "I am Chong-king." I said I know your name is Chong-king, within a few minutes he just randomly died making weird noises and turning blue by every second.
Anyone know what happened?
I went to an interview and my future boss said, "Hi, my name is Watt Niseto, meet you."
Then said, "WHAT IS UR NAME?" He then said,
"What is not my name, Watt is." So I replied, "Ugh fine, I guess I'll call you Wha." Then he said, "Wha I not my name."
And then I said, "Ugh fine, my name is Will Knott." He then replied, "Hi Will Not."
So my dad walks into a bar and there was a hooker and a child. I was with him and they both approached us and they said only £50 for head but it was a little weird that the child was talking to my dad and the hooker was talking to me. I was about to say something but my dad pushed me over and my friend's uncle killed my dad.
The kid was never seen again. Her name was Madeleine McCann. I think I'm the only one who knows where she is, but overall the head from the hooker was good.
How do you name a Chinese person?
You drop a metal spoon on a tile floor.
Why did the kid named Jeff become gay? Because he grew up without a father figure. Hahaha, I love dark humor!