Name jokes
Why are hill billies so weird? Because their name is Billy.
What do you call a guy named Ben?
Answer: Ben
I'm happy that I named my dog "I Know What You Did." It's funny to see how much people get scared when I call him.
What do you call a man with a rubber toe?
Roberto! 😂
What did the Chinese family name their retarded kid? Something Wong.
Memes
For C A S N O V A
So there were three baby chickens and two mothers. The first baby said, "Why am I named Calf?"
And the mother said, "I f***ed a cow."
Then the second baby came up to its mother, and it said, "Why am I named B***h?"
And its mom said, "I f***ed a wolf."
And the final baby came to its mother and said, "Why am I named Orphan?" And because its mother wasn't there to see it, this is what I have to say: "Because you are one, you ducking hitch!!"
There once was a little girl named Sarah with no arms and legs.
*knock knock*
Who's there!
Not Sarah.
What do [you] call Tyler Brown?
A spaz.
How do Asians name their kids? They drop spoons and forks down the stairs. Chin Chan Chon.
What do you call a man with no toes?
No Toe Joe.
Hi, I'm Yeff.
My Dad keeps beating me and my mom. Please call the police. My name is Jacob Upchurch.
Isaac
These are some of the greatest names ever: Dixie Normous, Dixie Rekt, Ka Monmi, Ice Wallow Kum, Dick Sinsider, Anita Biggerman.
He had a song named after him: "They see me rolling."
One time, me and the bois got drunk and we were on the freeway...
...when the road was closed because a wild animal species named “The Cult” was on the loose.
Hi, I'm Coby Bayley.
Read the name.
Joke: It felt good going through those Twin Towers!
Funniest Roblox Names I've heard:
ButtNugget123
Lil_RAT (user is actually Sillyowlbunny200)
baddasscarrot44
EggnogRat44
Hey Gwen... I had a friend named Gwen in preschool.
The preschool was Cascade Christian and in Washington (which is close to Oregon. I read in a chat that you live there.) This is a long shot, but I think you might be the same Gwen. If not, ok.