Name jokes
What do you call a man with no toes?
No Toe Joe.
Read the name.
Joke: It felt good going through those Twin Towers!
My name is Myria, my right nut.
"What’s your name?"
"Am erica."
"No, I asked for your name, not your country."
It's about bottling.
It's about crying.
I stay finished, I fake retire.
Put in the diving.
Put in the ghosting
And take my fake trophies.
Eibar and Bolivia in my veins.
My Barcelona banged by Bayern.
I bottle the game, so what's my farmer's name? (Pessi)
What's another nickname for a flat emo?
A copping boars.
Funniest Roblox Names I've heard:
ButtNugget123
Lil_RAT (user is actually Sillyowlbunny200)
baddasscarrot44
EggnogRat44
Me: GUYS GUYS I CAN STOP 9/11.
My friend: How?
Justin: Justin!
What do you call a redhead in a fridge?
I'm pretty sure her name was Kelly.
Why does Blake eat cake? Because Caleb can't.
Hey Gwen... I had a friend named Gwen in preschool.
The preschool was Cascade Christian and in Washington (which is close to Oregon. I read in a chat that you live there.) This is a long shot, but I think you might be the same Gwen. If not, ok.
What do girls and toilet roll have in common?
They both deal with a lot of crap.
How do Chinese parents name their children?
Dropping a pan down the stairs. Bing, Bong, Dong.
So, one day I saw a dog outside, so I played with it. Then I was like, "I’m gonna see its name and where it lives." So I did. Then... its name was Momo. Then I looked to see where it lived. It said "Joe Momma Street."
Me: *writes Kahoot about me then finishes.*
Me and friend: *plays Kahoot.*
A question: When is (my name) happy?
Friend: *puts a good answer and gets wrong.*
Answer: Never, only a portion.
Friend: Do you need help?
My name has "anus" in it.
Is your name ooOOo? Because my name is lalala.
oOO laLA!
What's wrong with my friend?
He's called Dobby Coleman and has a massive jaw.
Hi, I'm Coby Bayley.
These are some of the greatest names ever: Dixie Normous, Dixie Rekt, Ka Monmi, Ice Wallow Kum, Dick Sinsider, Anita Biggerman.