Name jokes

So there were three baby chickens and two mothers. The first baby said, "Why am I named Calf?"

And the mother said, "I f***ed a cow."

Then the second baby came up to its mother, and it said, "Why am I named B***h?"

And its mom said, "I f***ed a wolf."

And the final baby came to its mother and said, "Why am I named Orphan?" And because its mother wasn't there to see it, this is what I have to say: "Because you are one, you ducking hitch!!"

There once was a little girl named Sarah with no arms and legs.

*knock knock*

Who's there!

Not Sarah.

What do [you] call Tyler Brown?

A spaz.

How do Asians name their kids? They drop spoons and forks down the stairs. Chin Chan Chon.

Hi, I'm Yeff.

What do you call a man with no toes?

No Toe Joe.

Read the name.

Joke: It felt good going through those Twin Towers!

My name is Myria, my right nut.

"What’s your name?"

"Am erica."

"No, I asked for your name, not your country."

It's about bottling.

It's about crying.

I stay finished, I fake retire.

Put in the diving.

Put in the ghosting

And take my fake trophies.

Eibar and Bolivia in my veins.

My Barcelona banged by Bayern.

I bottle the game, so what's my farmer's name? (Pessi)

What's another nickname for a flat emo?

A copping boars.

Funniest Roblox Names I've heard:

ButtNugget123

Lil_RAT (user is actually Sillyowlbunny200)

baddasscarrot44

EggnogRat44

Me: GUYS GUYS I CAN STOP 9/11.

My friend: How?

Justin: Justin!

What do you call a redhead in a fridge?

I'm pretty sure her name was Kelly.

Why does Blake eat cake? Because Caleb can't.

Hey Gwen... I had a friend named Gwen in preschool.

The preschool was Cascade Christian and in Washington (which is close to Oregon. I read in a chat that you live there.) This is a long shot, but I think you might be the same Gwen. If not, ok.

What do girls and toilet roll have in common?

They both deal with a lot of crap.

How do Chinese parents name their children?

Dropping a pan down the stairs. Bing, Bong, Dong.

So, one day I saw a dog outside, so I played with it. Then I was like, "I’m gonna see its name and where it lives." So I did. Then... its name was Momo. Then I looked to see where it lived. It said "Joe Momma Street."

Me: *writes Kahoot about me then finishes.*

Me and friend: *plays Kahoot.*

A question: When is (my name) happy?

Friend: *puts a good answer and gets wrong.*

Answer: Never, only a portion.

Friend: Do you need help?