Name

Name jokes

Country

"What’s your name?"

"Am erica."

"No, I asked for your name, not your country."

Trophy

It's about bottling.

It's about crying.

I stay finished, I fake retire.

Put in the diving.

Put in the ghosting

And take my fake trophies.

Eibar and Bolivia in my veins.

My Barcelona banged by Bayern.

I bottle the game, so what's my farmer's name? (Pessi)

Roblox

Funniest Roblox Names I've heard:

ButtNugget123

Lil_RAT (user is actually Sillyowlbunny200)

baddasscarrot44

EggnogRat44

Guy

Me: GUYS GUYS I CAN STOP 9/11.

My friend: How?

Justin: Justin!

Redhead

What do you call a redhead in a fridge?

I'm pretty sure her name was Kelly.

Preschool

Hey Gwen... I had a friend named Gwen in preschool.

The preschool was Cascade Christian and in Washington (which is close to Oregon. I read in a chat that you live there.) This is a long shot, but I think you might be the same Gwen. If not, ok.

Girl

What do girls and toilet roll have in common?

They both deal with a lot of crap.

Parent

How do Chinese parents name their children?

Dropping a pan down the stairs. Bing, Bong, Dong.

Dog

So, one day I saw a dog outside, so I played with it. Then I was like, "I’m gonna see its name and where it lives." So I did. Then... its name was Momo. Then I looked to see where it lived. It said "Joe Momma Street."

Kahoot

Me: *writes Kahoot about me then finishes.*

Me and friend: *plays Kahoot.*

A question: When is (my name) happy?

Friend: *puts a good answer and gets wrong.*

Answer: Never, only a portion.

Friend: Do you need help?

Jaw

What's wrong with my friend?

He's called Dobby Coleman and has a massive jaw.

Language

These are some of the greatest names ever: Dixie Normous, Dixie Rekt, Ka Monmi, Ice Wallow Kum, Dick Sinsider, Anita Biggerman.