Name jokes

What do you call a man with farts?

DEEZ NUTS!

Conversation between a little baby and a lady👇

👱LADY: Hi. 💂LIT.BABY: (No reply) 👱LADY: What is your name? 💂LIT.BABY: (No reply) 👱LADY: How old are you? 💂LIT.BABY: (No reply) 👱LADY: What is your mom's name? 💂LIT.BABY: (No reply) 👱LADY: What about your dad? 💂LIT.BABY: (No reply) 👱LADY: Can you spell your name? 💂LIT.BABY: (No reply) 👱LADY: Can you spell GOD? 💂LIT.BABY: (spelling) G.O.D

If a little baby can spell GOD, what about you? Just spend some minutes and type "GOD" if [you] know [that you] will sleep and wake up tomorrow by GOD's grace, ignore if you are living by power. MINE: GOD 😃

Hello! I'm Taylor, and this is my life story with me and my ex girl. So when I was little, I met this girl. Her name was Leah. We were besties for a while until I turned 13. Then I asked if she wanted to date me. She said yes!

But one day, in the middle of school, she was talking to another man!!!!!!! AND THEY HUGGED AND KISSED EACH OTHER ON THE CHEEK!!!!!! Then, she told me she hated me. I was so upset!!!!!!!! Whatever you do, don't follow the ugly rat!!!!!!!!! <3

Video game company names always make me make puns I didn't intend to.

Why are hill billies so weird? Because their name is Billy.

What do you call a guy named Ben?

Answer: Ben

I'm happy that I named my dog "I Know What You Did." It's funny to see how much people get scared when I call him.

What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto! 😂

So there were three baby chickens and two mothers. The first baby said, "Why am I named Calf?"

And the mother said, "I f***ed a cow."

Then the second baby came up to its mother, and it said, "Why am I named B***h?"

And its mom said, "I f***ed a wolf."

And the final baby came to its mother and said, "Why am I named Orphan?" And because its mother wasn't there to see it, this is what I have to say: "Because you are one, you ducking hitch!!"

There once was a little girl named Sarah with no arms and legs.

*knock knock*

Who's there!

Not Sarah.

What did the Chinese family name their retarded kid? Something Wong.

What do [you] call Tyler Brown?

A spaz.

How do Asians name their kids? They drop spoons and forks down the stairs. Chin Chan Chon.

What do you call a man with no toes?

No Toe Joe.

Hi, I'm Yeff.

My Dad keeps beating me and my mom. Please call the police. My name is Jacob Upchurch.

Isaac

These are some of the greatest names ever: Dixie Normous, Dixie Rekt, Ka Monmi, Ice Wallow Kum, Dick Sinsider, Anita Biggerman.

He had a song named after him: "They see me rolling."

One time, me and the bois got drunk and we were on the freeway...

...when the road was closed because a wild animal species named “The Cult” was on the loose.