Name jokes
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Replace the v in Venus with a p.
What do you call James Bond when he’s taking a bath?
Bubble 07.
My mom and I went to a bank. Hard to say I never heard of it. The name is "Addison Banks."
LOL
Who do you call someone that steals his brother's girlfriend and [is] disowned by his whole family? Brandon.
Hi, my name is Unknown Guy! Please join my group for the picture I show you, we will do this every week!
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Hint: Pictures of woman.
Btw, for men only!
Mike Oxlong: What's deez, Mike?
Mike Oxsmall: I dunno. What is deez?
Mike Oxlong: DEEZ NUTS! HA, GOT 'EM!
What kind of club is every parent afraid of their kid joining?
The Mikey Jackson club.
How do you spell the name of the most dangerous pedophile?
M-I-C-H-A-E-L J-O-S-E-P-H J-A-C-K-S-O-N
What is a Mexican’s favorite band?
Twenty Juan Pilots.
I lost my dog. I probably shouldn't have named him "rape."
People named Joey are autistic and need to die fatty.
Gwen, if you're reading this, the link I sent is for you and your boyfriend to chat and stuff. No one shall bother you! Pinky pinky!
Btw, do you know how I am cause if do then I am related to Kenya and my name starts with T? Don't worry, just chat with your boyfriend.
My name is Myria, my right nut.
Person: So you know that person's name you say when you make a hoop, well he's dead.
Friend: Yeah, John Wilkes Booth.
Person: How dare you say that he killed Abraham Lincoln?
Friend: Terrible guy but he never missed a shot!
Call me Willma, Will ma balls fit in ya mouth?
Bob the builder.
I brought a cow and named him Mayo.
Mayo Neighs!
What do you call a smart pig?
A Swinestein.
I'm Clueless.
By M. T. Head.
There is a dark alley. Who do you call?
Batman.