Alex Hayermann.
Name Jokes
My name.
I have a son. Her name is Zara.
I also have a dad. Her name is Lydia.
Oliver Savage.
Tate
I love Stephen Hawking jokes so much because they roll off the tongue so nicely.
The Egyptian god of sun's name is Ka.
My friend: Where does the sun god go to get a shoe?
Me: In a Ka-boot sale :D
Friend: What would happen when someone stole the shoe?
Me: Call The Police Ka!!!
Jonah Oglan.
People are really upset with the Trump-Biden debate.
So much so, that Chris Wallace has requested to change his name.
What do you call a dwarf?
Adrian!
EXPERIMENT SUCCESSFUL 😱😱 Scientists have created an element named Pessomium 😳😳
Characteristics: - Highly reactive only in Bolivia and Panama 😡🤬 - Turns invisible when in Brazil or Uruguay 🥵🤧 - Finished 😹🤕 - 0 protons 0 electrons 0 goals 0 assists 7 debuts 🥶
MISSING!!
MISSING!!
Name: Ghostiano Penaldo
Missing: 27/6/2021 vs Belgium
Characteristics: Disappearing in big games + Diving + always ranting "give me penalty".
Last found - Practicing tap ins.
Possible Locations: Penalty Spot, Parma, Crotone.
Might be dangerous towards good players.
EMMETT BROWN IS FAT.
Roses are red, violets are blue, My name is Bucky, And I am stucky.
Edward Robinson + Grant Wisler = WHAT THE FU**?
What was the guy with no arms, legs, or a head name?
Matt.
Sumona.
I'm Clueless.
By M. T. Head.
My name is Big Dick.
My name is Justin. I like dick. Lit? Let me eat you out like?
