Name jokes
People named Joey are autistic and need to die fatty.
Rajdeep
What is the real name of Canada?
Punjabistan
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Esteban.
Esteban who?
If you do not open the door, Esteban you!
Why is Goofy named Goofy? Because he is goofy!
Memes
My bro had siblings who survived they could have helped him at any moment and now we have people around with the last name Hitler.
My friend Nickiya wanted to know what animal she'd be. I said that she would be a "Ni-cat-a."
What is your car's name?
What do you call Anne born in May? A Maybe.
Two guys were walking down the street, and one of the guys told his friend he could talk any blond in the world into giving him a blowjob, any blond!
So the guy bet him 20 bucks and pointed to this cute blond sitting on the side of the road and said, "Alright, let's see it!"
The other guy walks up to the cutie and says, "Hi, my name's Dave, and my doctor just told me that if I didn't get a blowjob from a blond within three hours, the disease I have will kill me in, oh, let's see now, 22 minutes!"
She looked up at him with tears in her eyes and said, "You mean I could save you from dying right now?" Then she says, "Pull it out!"
Ten minutes later, the two men were laughing and patting old Dave on the back when his friend noticed the blond sitting in the alley bawling her eyes out!
So he walks over to her and says, "I would have thought you would be so happy for saving my friend's life?!"
So she looks up at him just crying her eyes out even worse and says, "I could have saved my dad!"
What do you call a pedophile who's dying? You.
The first child, Daisy, asks her mother why she is named Daisy. The mother said, "That's because a daisy fell on your head when you were born."
The second child, Raindrop, asked why he is named Raindrop, and the mother said, "That's because a drop of rain fell on your head when you were born."
Then the third child, Cinderblock, said, "fxg,kxf dsdsvtg,hjer,btjh,rbtsvikvsdtxde43f."
Alex Hayermann.
My name.
I have a son. Her name is Zara.
I also have a dad. Her name is Lydia.
Oliver Savage.
Tate
Roses are red, violets are blue, My name is Bucky, And I am stucky.
Edward Robinson + Grant Wisler = WHAT THE FU**?
MISSING!!
MISSING!!
Name: Ghostiano Penaldo
Missing: 27/6/2021 vs Belgium
Characteristics: Disappearing in big games + Diving + always ranting "give me penalty".
Last found - Practicing tap ins.
Possible Locations: Penalty Spot, Parma, Crotone.
Might be dangerous towards good players.
What do you call a dwarf?
Adrian!