Name jokes
Once, there was a brother and a sister that shared a YouTube channel. He named it "Penis Dick Marathon."
My friend's dad died during 9/11. He was such a good pilot, but my friend kept disturbing him, so when his dad died, he said, "It was you who killed me" (to the child).
So the child said, "Yoo-hoo? What type of name is Yoo-hoo, but Yoo-hoo, Yoo-hoo come here, I need to kill you NOW."
My friend lives in a caravan park. His parents named him Money because they thought it was a type of currency.
Name 1 way to decrease overpopulation:
Get rid of all the suicide prevention lines so the suicidal people can kill themselves.
I met a homeless guy named Rich.
He wasn't.
Kendon is a loser!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Esteban.
Esteban who?
If you do not open the door, Esteban you!
priyanka
What did the Olympic Swimmer call his son?
Paul.
My friend's name is Campbell, so she must love soup.
What is your car's name?
What do you call Anne born in May? A Maybe.
The reason I love Stephen Hawking is because they roll off the tongue so nicely.
Joe Mama!
Hi, my name is Moo, what is your name? Moo.
What’s the name of this brand? *picture of puma logo*
Them: Puma
“Puma balls in yo mouth.”
Levi
Nemo turned emo and changed his movie name to "Finding Emo."
Orphan: Favorite song?
My name:
Why did people say a man had nothing? ... Because he was a-nonymous.