Name jokes
Me: Name all the planets.
Other person: Earth, Mars, Jupiter, Neptune, Mercury, Uranus.
Me: Not my anus!
My friend's dad died during 9/11. He was such a good pilot, but my friend kept disturbing him, so when his dad died, he said, "It was you who killed me" (to the child).
So the child said, "Yoo-hoo? What type of name is Yoo-hoo, but Yoo-hoo, Yoo-hoo come here, I need to kill you NOW."
Rajdeep
What is your car's name?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Esteban.
Esteban who?
If you do not open the door, Esteban you!
My friend's name is Campbell, so she must love soup.
What did the Olympic Swimmer call his son?
Paul.
What is the real name of Canada?
Punjabistan
My friend Nickiya wanted to know what animal she'd be. I said that she would be a "Ni-cat-a."
People named Joey are autistic and need to die fatty.
I love your mom and dad's joke! They made it together and called it your name.
Why is Goofy named Goofy? Because he is goofy!
What do you call Anne born in May? A Maybe.
Joe Mama!
Name 1 way to decrease overpopulation:
Get rid of all the suicide prevention lines so the suicidal people can kill themselves.
My friend lives in a caravan park. His parents named him Money because they thought it was a type of currency.
The reason I love Stephen Hawking is because they roll off the tongue so nicely.
Orphan: Favorite song?
My name:
Kendon is a loser!
Jamal