Name jokes
What made his beats so bad?
His name.
A guy walks up to me in the street and asks if you have to include the name of an animal in every sentence. I said only if it's relephant.
He says what about vegetables. I said not nesecelery.
What do you call someone without a body?
Nobody.
ABBaS.
Son: Hey dad, why is my name Canada?
Dad: Because you were made there.
Mum: We haven't been to Canada.
Dad: Hol' up a minute.
Hey Danda, :^, Alex, Dangggg, Alya Kuhl, Jessica, Samantha, and Ariana!
"Joe momma" is called that because it means "you're a mistake."
Q: Name a murderer?
Aborted fetus: My mum.
What do you call a Chinese car thief?
Tommy Tookamota.
My wife told me to hang her the salt, so I beat the shit out of her. My name's Kyle, by the way.
Instead of Obama, it was supposed to be Osama. Pretending I got their names mixed up.
Ruhan.
Ed is Ed in bed, full of head.
What did the banana say to Ethan, Ryan, and Cooper?
"Hi!"
What do you call an alligator that likes donuts? A donutator!
What do you call a guy with a bald head who loves to eat biscuits, raisins, and caster sugar?
Gary Baldy (Garibaldi)!
What's small, stupid, and has no dad?
Ben.
What do you call a girl with only one arm and leg?
Eileen.
Why do people name a kid "Rob?" Because they want him to rob a bank so they could adopt new kids to lock in their basement for a late-night toy.
Knock knock. Who's there? Jo. Jo who? Jo Auntie.