Name jokes

ABBaS.

What do you call Bill Tran?

Stupid noob.

What made his beats so bad?

His name.

Son: Hey dad, why is my name Canada?

Dad: Because you were made there.

Mum: We haven't been to Canada.

Dad: Hol' up a minute.

Oliver Savagê.

Englishman: We named our son George since he was born on Saint George's Day.

Irishman: We called our daughter Valentine since she was born on Valentine's Day.

Scotsman: We named our son Pancake because he was born on Pancake Day!

My wife told me to hang her the salt, so I beat the shit out of her. My name's Kyle, by the way.

Instead of Obama, it was supposed to be Osama. Pretending I got their names mixed up.

What do you call a Chinese car thief?

Tommy Tookamota.

"Joe momma" is called that because it means "you're a mistake."

Hey Danda, :^, Alex, Dangggg, Alya Kuhl, Jessica, Samantha, and Ariana!

Q: Name a murderer?

Aborted fetus: My mum.

Ed is Ed in bed, full of head.

Ruhan.

What should I write a joke about? Name the subject, and I’ll make a joke about it.

Q. What do Alexander the Great and Winnie the Pooh have in common? A. Same middle name! 😂

Voicemailing.

What did the banana say to Ethan, Ryan, and Cooper?

"Hi!"

What do you call an alligator that likes donuts? A donutator!

Why do people name a kid "Rob?" Because they want him to rob a bank so they could adopt new kids to lock in their basement for a late-night toy.