Name jokes
Q: Name a murderer?
Aborted fetus: My mum.
Instead of Obama, it was supposed to be Osama. Pretending I got their names mixed up.
What made his beats so bad?
His name.
What do you call an alligator that likes donuts? A donutator!
Q. What do Alexander the Great and Winnie the Pooh have in common? A. Same middle name! 😂
Memes
Imagine calling a dragon "fucking dewi."
Voicemailing.
What did the banana say to Ethan, Ryan, and Cooper?
"Hi!"
Knock knock. Who's there? Jo. Jo who? Jo Auntie.
Why do people name a kid "Rob?" Because they want him to rob a bank so they could adopt new kids to lock in their basement for a late-night toy.
A guy walks up to me in the street and asks if you have to include the name of an animal in every sentence. I said only if it's relephant.
He says what about vegetables. I said not nesecelery.
What do you call funny waves? Wave Chappelle.
What do you call someone without a body?
Nobody.
Son: Hey dad, why is my name Canada?
Dad: Because you were made there.
Mum: We haven't been to Canada.
Dad: Hol' up a minute.
ABBaS.
What do you call Bill Tran?
Stupid noob.
Here is a story, my best friend was Chinese, his name was Chong-king. I took him to a restaurant one day and he said, "I am Chong-king." I said I know your name is Chong-king, within a few minutes he just randomly died making weird noises and turning blue by every second.
Anyone know what happened?
I went to an interview and my future boss said, "Hi, my name is Watt Niseto, meet you."
Then said, "WHAT IS UR NAME?" He then said,
"What is not my name, Watt is." So I replied, "Ugh fine, I guess I'll call you Wha." Then he said, "Wha I not my name."
And then I said, "Ugh fine, my name is Will Knott." He then replied, "Hi Will Not."
How do you name a Chinese person?
You drop a metal spoon on a tile floor.
Why did the kid named Jeff become gay? Because he grew up without a father figure. Hahaha, I love dark humor!