Name jokes
"Joe momma" is called that because it means "you're a mistake."
What do you call a Chinese car thief?
Tommy Tookamota.
Hey Danda, :^, Alex, Dangggg, Alya Kuhl, Jessica, Samantha, and Ariana!
My wife told me to hang her the salt, so I beat the shit out of her. My name's Kyle, by the way.
What should I write a joke about? Name the subject, and I’ll make a joke about it.
Deez nuts, can we get much higher?
Boioioioing boioioioing, my name Jeff.
Arabic Nokia ringtone, bingchungus, wholesome 100, everyone liked that, Keanu Reeves chungus, Ugandan Knuckles, YouTube poop XDDDDDDDDDDDD.
Instead of Obama, it was supposed to be Osama. Pretending I got their names mixed up.
Ruhan.
Q: Name a murderer?
Aborted fetus: My mum.
Ed is Ed in bed, full of head.
Why do people name a kid "Rob?" Because they want him to rob a bank so they could adopt new kids to lock in their basement for a late-night toy.
Knock knock. Who's there? Jo. Jo who? Jo Auntie.
Imagine calling a dragon "fucking dewi."
Q. What do Alexander the Great and Winnie the Pooh have in common? A. Same middle name! 😂
Son: Hey dad, why is my name Canada?
Dad: Because you were made there.
Mum: We haven't been to Canada.
Dad: Hol' up a minute.
What does a crooked lawyer who is not on the ACLU payroll have in common with a crooked politician who has an office in Washington, DC?
They both sign their names using a blue pen 🖊 🖊.
Connor Davison
What do people use more than you that is yours?
What do you call a girl with only one arm and leg?
Eileen.
What's small, stupid, and has no dad?
Ben.