Name jokes
"Knock, knock."
"Who's there?"
"Mary."
"Mary who?"
"Marry me!"
What did one Justin say to the other Justin?
- Fuck you.
How can you make a woman scream your name when you have sex with her?
Change your name to "Rape."
Q: Name a murderer?
A: Jews: Hitler. Russians: Stalin. Chinese: Mao. Americans: Bin Laden. Aborted fetus: My mom.
What do you call Jamieilyah when she is sleeping?
Sleeping Beauty.
Ruhan.
What do you call an autistic ant? An Evelyn.
What are a group of depressed people called?
A suicide squad.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Cabbage.
Cabbage who?
Cabbage doesn’t have a last name.
One Erection would be a very nice name for a gay band.
What’s impossible?
Steven Walkings.
What do you call black people in pool?
Coco Pops.
What did the Asian people name their retarded son?
Sum Ting Wong.
I said "Uranus!" and the girl beside me face-palmed. I wonder what I did wrong?
What do you call a Mexican with a rubber toe?
Robetoe.
Are people from Hamburg called Hamburgers?
What do you call a Mexican Transformer? Optimus Juan!
The name is Ash, Johnathan Ash. My friends call me Jack.
You only put your user name under Daddyboy_01 because your dad left you, hahahah!
Name something an orphan can't do?
Go cry to their mommy.