Name jokes
WTF is wrong with you guys? This is bullying. Stop it, please, but Shaenaya sounds like a good name.
God- make a grumpy old man president.
Angel- why?
G- cause I said so-name him Trump.
A- okay.
G- make him not pay taxes.
A- okay...
Fast forward to 2020
G- you know that grumpy old man?
A- yea...
G- make him create a deadly virus named after a beer.
A- Krona.
G- exactly.
A- why do you hate humans so much?
G- because I can.
What do you call a Vietnamese antivirus scanner?
An-Thi-cho-rho-na.
What does a crooked lawyer who is not on the ACLU payroll have in common with a crooked politician who has an office in Washington, DC?
They both sign their names using a blue pen 🖊 🖊.
Q. What do Alexander the Great and Winnie the Pooh have in common? A. Same middle name! 😂
What do you call a girl with only one arm and leg?
Eileen.
What's small, stupid, and has no dad?
Ben.
Oliver Savagê.
What do you call a guy with a bald head who loves to eat biscuits, raisins, and caster sugar?
Gary Baldy (Garibaldi)!
Why do people name a kid "Rob?" Because they want him to rob a bank so they could adopt new kids to lock in their basement for a late-night toy.
Imagine calling a dragon "fucking dewi."
Knock knock. Who's there? Jo. Jo who? Jo Auntie.
What made his beats so bad?
His name.
A guy walks up to me in the street and asks if you have to include the name of an animal in every sentence. I said only if it's relephant.
He says what about vegetables. I said not nesecelery.
What do you call funny waves? Wave Chappelle.
What do you call someone without a body?
Nobody.
Son: Hey dad, why is my name Canada?
Dad: Because you were made there.
Mum: We haven't been to Canada.
Dad: Hol' up a minute.
ABBaS.
What do you call Bill Tran?
Stupid noob.
Connor Davison