Name jokes

My name has "anus" in it.

Is your name ooOOo? Because my name is lalala.

oOO laLA!

What's wrong with my friend?

He's called Dobby Coleman and has a massive jaw.

Hi, I'm Coby Bayley.

These are some of the greatest names ever: Dixie Normous, Dixie Rekt, Ka Monmi, Ice Wallow Kum, Dick Sinsider, Anita Biggerman.

My Dad keeps beating me and my mom. Please call the police. My name is Jacob Upchurch.

Isaac

He had a song named after him: "They see me rolling."

What is the difference between a human being in the car with the snow and a tree and a walk walk home and walk walk home from school and walk walk home 🏠 was your name on it haha 😂 day a day I was thinking of a good

What is a nut that says, "What is your favorite name?"

A magic nut.

What did Love name his daughter?

Sweetheart. ♥

One time, me and the bois got drunk and we were on the freeway...

...when the road was closed because a wild animal species named “The Cult” was on the loose.

FICTIONAL BOOKS / AUTHORS

Outdoor Entertaining by Patty O.

Over the Mountaintop by Hugo First.

Plumbing for Idiots by Duane Pipes.

Music Theory by Amanda Lynn Player.

Meterology 101 By Wendy Reign and Sonny Daze.

Oh God By Dixie Rect.

Please Don't Stop By Craven Moorehead.

Life And Times Of A Porn Star By Dixie Normous.

Right Stuff By Dang Lin-Wang.

How To Take Care of Your Cat By Connie Lingus.

Right Way 2 Orgasm By Buster Cherry.

The Unwanted Child By Brooke N Rubbers.

A man named Icide ruined my life. I asked a friend if he would help me sue him. He said yes. But for some reason, he killed me.

All I wanted was for someone to help me sue Icide...

So, this woman had a job. She wanted to hang out with her boyfriend, so she lied about having the coronavirus. Then she got out of work. Then she was texting her boss when she thought she was texting her boyfriend. Then she said, "I lied. Now we can...you know...water...sigh...lick...sigh." Then her boss texted, "Ew and YOU'RE FIRED."

One more story: One day this teen named Alexis got kicked out of a house, then went to live with her boyfriend. Then she got pregnant and posted it all on social media.

How do Chinese people name their children?

They drop a tin can down a flight of stairs and call them the sound that's made.

What do you call a nasty ass boy?

Sam Caithness.

Fun fact: Pringles are named Pringles because somebody decided to name them Pringles.

What did one Justin say to the other Justin?

- Fuck you.

This isn’t a joke, but my name [is] Mr. Cheese.