Name

Name jokes

Name memes

Chicken

    • So there were three baby chickens and two mothers. The first baby said, "Why am I named Calf?"

    And the mother said, "I f***ed a cow."

    Then the second baby came up to its mother, and it said, "Why am I named B***h?"

    And its mom said, "I f***ed a wolf."

    And the final baby came to its mother and said, "Why am I named Orphan?" And because its mother wasn't there to see it, this is what I have to say: "Because you are one, you ducking hitch!!"

    Sarah

    • There once was a little girl named Sarah with no arms and legs.

    *knock knock*

    Who's there!

    Not Sarah.

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    • Dog

    • So, one day I saw a dog outside, so I played with it. Then I was like, "I’m gonna see its name and where it lives." So I did. Then... its name was Momo. Then I looked to see where it lived. It said "Joe Momma Street."

    Roblox

    • Funniest Roblox Names I've heard:

    ButtNugget123

    Lil_RAT (user is actually Sillyowlbunny200)

    baddasscarrot44

    EggnogRat44

    Trophy

    • It's about bottling.

    It's about crying.

    I stay finished, I fake retire.

    Put in the diving.

    Put in the ghosting

    And take my fake trophies.

    Eibar and Bolivia in my veins.

    My Barcelona banged by Bayern.

    I bottle the game, so what's my farmer's name? (Pessi)

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