Name jokes
What do you call a man with farts?
DEEZ NUTS!
Conversation between a little baby and a lady👇
👱LADY: Hi. 💂LIT.BABY: (No reply) 👱LADY: What is your name? 💂LIT.BABY: (No reply) 👱LADY: How old are you? 💂LIT.BABY: (No reply) 👱LADY: What is your mom's name? 💂LIT.BABY: (No reply) 👱LADY: What about your dad? 💂LIT.BABY: (No reply) 👱LADY: Can you spell your name? 💂LIT.BABY: (No reply) 👱LADY: Can you spell GOD? 💂LIT.BABY: (spelling) G.O.D
If a little baby can spell GOD, what about you? Just spend some minutes and type "GOD" if [you] know [that you] will sleep and wake up tomorrow by GOD's grace, ignore if you are living by power. MINE: GOD 😃
Video game company names always make me make puns I didn't intend to.
Why are hill billies so weird? Because their name is Billy.
What do you call a guy named Ben?
Answer: Ben
I'm happy that I named my dog "I Know What You Did." It's funny to see how much people get scared when I call him.
What do you call a man with a rubber toe?
Roberto! 😂
So there were three baby chickens and two mothers. The first baby said, "Why am I named Calf?"
And the mother said, "I f***ed a cow."
Then the second baby came up to its mother, and it said, "Why am I named B***h?"
And its mom said, "I f***ed a wolf."
And the final baby came to its mother and said, "Why am I named Orphan?" And because its mother wasn't there to see it, this is what I have to say: "Because you are one, you ducking hitch!!"
What did the Chinese family name their retarded kid? Something Wong.
What do [you] call Tyler Brown?
A spaz.
There once was a little girl named Sarah with no arms and legs.
*knock knock*
Who's there!
Not Sarah.
How do Asians name their kids? They drop spoons and forks down the stairs. Chin Chan Chon.
What do you call a man with no toes?
No Toe Joe.
When a lady gets married, what does she borrow?
She borrows her husband's last name.
Hi, I'm Yeff.
What is the difference between a human being in the car with the snow and a tree and a walk walk home and walk walk home from school and walk walk home 🏠 was your name on it haha 😂 day a day I was thinking of a good
He had a song named after him: "They see me rolling."
These are some of the greatest names ever: Dixie Normous, Dixie Rekt, Ka Monmi, Ice Wallow Kum, Dick Sinsider, Anita Biggerman.
My Dad keeps beating me and my mom. Please call the police. My name is Jacob Upchurch.
Isaac