Name

Name jokes

Animal

One time, me and the bois got drunk and we were on the freeway...

...when the road was closed because a wild animal species named “The Cult” was on the loose.

Nut

What is a nut that says, "What is your favorite name?"

A magic nut.

Memes

Tree

What is the difference between a human being in the car with the snow and a tree and a walk walk home and walk walk home from school and walk walk home 🏠 was your name on it haha 😂 day a day I was thinking of a good

Jaw

What's wrong with my friend?

He's called Dobby Coleman and has a massive jaw.

Language

These are some of the greatest names ever: Dixie Normous, Dixie Rekt, Ka Monmi, Ice Wallow Kum, Dick Sinsider, Anita Biggerman.

Country

"What’s your name?"

"Am erica."

"No, I asked for your name, not your country."

Trophy

It's about bottling.

It's about crying.

I stay finished, I fake retire.

Put in the diving.

Put in the ghosting

And take my fake trophies.

Eibar and Bolivia in my veins.

My Barcelona banged by Bayern.

I bottle the game, so what's my farmer's name? (Pessi)

Guy

Me: GUYS GUYS I CAN STOP 9/11.

My friend: How?

Justin: Justin!

Dog

So, one day I saw a dog outside, so I played with it. Then I was like, "I’m gonna see its name and where it lives." So I did. Then... its name was Momo. Then I looked to see where it lived. It said "Joe Momma Street."

Parent

How do Chinese parents name their children?

Dropping a pan down the stairs. Bing, Bong, Dong.

Girl

What do girls and toilet roll have in common?

They both deal with a lot of crap.

Preschool

Hey Gwen... I had a friend named Gwen in preschool.

The preschool was Cascade Christian and in Washington (which is close to Oregon. I read in a chat that you live there.) This is a long shot, but I think you might be the same Gwen. If not, ok.