Name jokes
How do Asians name their kids? They drop spoons and forks down the stairs. Chin Chan Chon.
Hi, I'm Yeff.
What do you call a man with no toes?
No Toe Joe.
One time, me and the bois got drunk and we were on the freeway...
...when the road was closed because a wild animal species named “The Cult” was on the loose.
Read the name.
Joke: It felt good going through those Twin Towers!
Hi, I'm Coby Bayley.
"What’s your name?"
"Am erica."
"No, I asked for your name, not your country."
It's about bottling.
It's about crying.
I stay finished, I fake retire.
Put in the diving.
Put in the ghosting
And take my fake trophies.
Eibar and Bolivia in my veins.
My Barcelona banged by Bayern.
I bottle the game, so what's my farmer's name? (Pessi)
What's another nickname for a flat emo?
A copping boars.
What did Love name his daughter?
Sweetheart. ♥
What is a nut that says, "What is your favorite name?"
A magic nut.
What's wrong with my friend?
He's called Dobby Coleman and has a massive jaw.
My name is Myria, my right nut.
So, one day I saw a dog outside, so I played with it. Then I was like, "I’m gonna see its name and where it lives." So I did. Then... its name was Momo. Then I looked to see where it lived. It said "Joe Momma Street."
How do Chinese parents name their children?
Dropping a pan down the stairs. Bing, Bong, Dong.
Me: GUYS GUYS I CAN STOP 9/11.
My friend: How?
Justin: Justin!
Hey Gwen... I had a friend named Gwen in preschool.
The preschool was Cascade Christian and in Washington (which is close to Oregon. I read in a chat that you live there.) This is a long shot, but I think you might be the same Gwen. If not, ok.
What do girls and toilet roll have in common?
They both deal with a lot of crap.
What do you call a redhead in a fridge?
I'm pretty sure her name was Kelly.
Why does Blake eat cake? Because Caleb can't.