Joe momma jokes

Joe Momma so fat when Santa came down the chimney he said, "Ho, ho, holy crap!"

Joe Mama!

"Joe momma" is called that because it means "you're a mistake."

So, one day I saw a dog outside, so I played with it. Then I was like, "I’m gonna see its name and where it lives." So I did. Then... its name was Momo. Then I looked to see where it lived. It said "Joe Momma Street."

Yo mama so fat, even Bob the Builder said, "We can't fix that!"

Yo mamma is so ugly, she made blind kids cry.

Joe mama is so fat, Dora can't explore her.

My mom came to me and shouted, "Nobody is giving me a fuck." So I went forward and fucked her!

Yo mama is so fat, she sat on a quarter and popped a booger out of George Washington's nose.