Name jokes
What do you call an emo's face?
Elmo's son.
Hey Sandy.
What does the drummer call his twins? Anna 1, Anna 2.
What do you call a blind kid with an eye patch and no arms?
Names.
What did Grant say? "I'm gay."
Memes
"Candice balls fit up your nose."
Deals is bully, right? Denise, like a bully type of rock, is a piggy.
"Hi, I’m Dan White’s dad. Where is he?"
I'm always forgetting these kinds of jokes. I also forgot my son's name.
Bob is Johnny, ahgaaghahahahaha!
How do you scare a lot of people in New York?
Open a mobile hotspot named "Delta Inflight Wifi."
What do you call a questioning Constanta?
Curious George.
I know I've changed my name from tj to selfish king but know it's gunna be selfishking#781.
I would like to tell you the name of a song I showed to my friend who had an overdose of LSD.
I see a dreamer.
My chocolate babe is calling my name, and now I'm about to get my chocolate freak on.
Stephanie is my name.
I love my name.
Austin Nash
Hi, Larry.
Bye, Larry.
What do you call a bad piece of wood? Knotty.