Name jokes

Ryan.

A grasshopper walked into a bar and sat down at the counter.

The bartender looked at him and said, "We have a drink named after you." The grasshopper replied, "Who names a drink Steve?"

Stephanie is my name.

I love my name.

Austin Nash

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Candace. Candace who? Candace be true, you don’t remember me?

When I was a kid, I knew a woman named Betty Pears.

She died a horrible death from Alzheimer's.

I thought a pear was a fruit, not a vegetable!

What did the barbwire say to big foot? "My name is Jeff."

Ever heard of account stealing?

Ever heard of someone by the name of "#SHUT THE HELL UP GWEN DON'T EVEN DATE PRINCE ON FACE BOOK!!!!!!!! I HATE IT WHEN UR HAPPY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"?

What is the name of Hellen Keller's dog?

NYAHHH NYAHH NYUUUU NYAAHHHAADUUDU!

The brain named itself, and when the brain realized that it named itself, it was surprised.

But maybe, it was a spelling mistake and the brain wanted the name Brian. We all have a little Brian in us!

Yo mama so fat, when they buried her, they named her Everest. Mount Everest.

Remember the name Ben Andrews.

I pushed a disabled kid into a fire and called him "hot wheels."

What do you call a shadow?

Tyrone, don’t be a coon!

Tyler is ugly.

If you are called Tyler, change your name.

In Saudi Arabia, there lived a man named Abdul.

Abdul rhymes with Azul, the Spanish word for blue.

And he probably be lookin' more blue than me.

Bob the builder.

Why don't rappers ever play hide-and-seek?

Because good luck hiding when your name's always dropping!

What do you call it when Panera Bread goes to space?

Good question.