Name

Name jokes

Dog

What is the name of Hellen Keller's dog?

NYAHHH NYAHH NYUUUU NYAAHHHAADUUDU!

Memes

Knock knock

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Candace. Candace who? Candace be true, you don’t remember me?

Mama

Yo mama so fat, when they buried her, they named her Everest. Mount Everest.

Brain

The brain named itself, and when the brain realized that it named itself, it was surprised.

But maybe, it was a spelling mistake and the brain wanted the name Brian. We all have a little Brian in us!

Account

Ever heard of account stealing?

Ever heard of someone by the name of "#SHUT THE HELL UP GWEN DON'T EVEN DATE PRINCE ON FACE BOOK!!!!!!!! I HATE IT WHEN UR HAPPY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"?

Rapper

Why don't rappers ever play hide-and-seek?

Because good luck hiding when your name's always dropping!

Pear

When I was a kid, I knew a woman named Betty Pears.

She died a horrible death from Alzheimer's.

I thought a pear was a fruit, not a vegetable!