How does a paedophile know if he's good at sex?
It'll forever be a mystery because the victims [are] too young to scream his name.
My name is what orphans can never have.
How do you spell "cognitive mess?"
J.O.E. B.I.D.E.N.
What do you call a man with no legs?
Neil (kneel)
Who's Joe?
Joe rapes.
Girls with the name Beoni are white.
A girl named Ranch went to the store and stayed there. Why? Because she was ranched!
Me: (Tim) What's wrong?
Him: Wha...
Me: Are you inTIMidated?
The previous joke was by Sebastian Wittrock, but he put Miguel Roberts as the name.
What did kings say when they were made king?
Allah ail (All hail) [insert name here]!
Bob: Kanye West.
Dad: No, but I can East.
What would you name your pet rabbit?
Harry.
Read my name. 👍🇮🇪
*New teacher walks in* New Teacher: Hi there, class. My name is Mr. Willy. I will be your math teacher.
*Me in shock, "Willy"* Me: Willy Wonka, is that you?
If an orange is called an orange, why isn’t a lemon called a yellow?
Little Johnny got a dog without ears, and then they invited their neighbors over. Then they asked what his name was. The owners said, "We didn't name him anything, because there's no reason. Because when we called his name, he wouldn't come."
My name is Joe Biden, and I am running for US Senate.
There is a dark alley Who Do You Call? Batman.
What's something you can say in church and while having sex?
I come in the name of the Lord.
"What's 9 + 10?"
"21" (lol XD)
Also:
"My name Jeff" (Roar XD)
One more thing:
Ninja has ligma.
