Name jokes
What do you call an emo's face?
Elmo's son.
Hey Sandy.
What does the drummer call his twins? Anna 1, Anna 2.
What do you call a blind kid with an eye patch and no arms?
Names.
What did Grant say? "I'm gay."
Memes
My recent tabs
"Candice balls fit up your nose."
Deals is bully, right? Denise, like a bully type of rock, is a piggy.
"Hi, I’m Dan White’s dad. Where is he?"
I'm always forgetting these kinds of jokes. I also forgot my son's name.
Bob is Johnny, ahgaaghahahahaha!
How do you scare a lot of people in New York?
Open a mobile hotspot named "Delta Inflight Wifi."
What do you call a questioning Constanta?
Curious George.
I know I've changed my name from tj to selfish king but know it's gunna be selfishking#781.
I would like to tell you the name of a song I showed to my friend who had an overdose of LSD.
I see a dreamer.
My chocolate babe is calling my name, and now I'm about to get my chocolate freak on.
Stephanie is my name.
I love my name.
Austin Nash
Hi, Larry.
Bye, Larry.
What do you call a bad piece of wood? Knotty.