Name jokes

Hey Sandy.

What does the drummer call his twins? Anna 1, Anna 2.

What do you call a blind kid with an eye patch and no arms?

Names.

What did Grant say? "I'm gay."

"Candice balls fit up your nose."

Deals is bully, right? Denise, like a bully type of rock, is a piggy.

"Hi, I’m Dan White’s dad. Where is he?"

I'm always forgetting these kinds of jokes. I also forgot my son's name.

Bob is Johnny, ahgaaghahahahaha!

How do you scare a lot of people in New York?

Open a mobile hotspot named "Delta Inflight Wifi."

What do you call a questioning Constanta?

Curious George.

I know I've changed my name from tj to selfish king but know it's gunna be selfishking#781.

I would like to tell you the name of a song I showed to my friend who had an overdose of LSD.

I see a dreamer.

My chocolate babe is calling my name, and now I'm about to get my chocolate freak on.

Stephanie is my name.

I love my name.

Austin Nash

Hi, Larry.

Bye, Larry.

What do you call a bad piece of wood? Knotty.

A grasshopper walked into a bar and sat down at the counter.

The bartender looked at him and said, "We have a drink named after you." The grasshopper replied, "Who names a drink Steve?"