Name jokes

"My name is Dezz."

The brain named itself, and when the brain realized that it named itself, it was surprised.

But maybe, it was a spelling mistake and the brain wanted the name Brian. We all have a little Brian in us!

Bro, just imagine being named Brynley. Couldn't be me.

Do you want to know how the NY Jets got their name?

Q: What's 1+1? 2+2? 4+4? 8+8? Name a vegetable.

A: Carrot 🥕

Why did Hellen Keller's dogs run away?

Because wouldn't you runway too if your name was djhdhekdndyekedhekekfjkfurir?

Yo mama so fat, when they buried her, they named her Everest. Mount Everest.

My name is Bishal Khan and I can't walk.

What do you call a pedo with no legs? A creepy crawly.

Hi, I’m Joe.

Remember the name Ben Andrews.

I pushed a disabled kid into a fire and called him "hot wheels."

Bob the builder.

Tyler is ugly.

If you are called Tyler, change your name.

In Saudi Arabia, there lived a man named Abdul.

Abdul rhymes with Azul, the Spanish word for blue.

And he probably be lookin' more blue than me.

When I was a kid, I knew a woman named Betty Pears.

She died a horrible death from Alzheimer's.

I thought a pear was a fruit, not a vegetable!

What do you call it when Panera Bread goes to space?

Good question.

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Candace. Candace who? Candace be true, you don’t remember me?

Ever heard of account stealing?

Ever heard of someone by the name of "#SHUT THE HELL UP GWEN DON'T EVEN DATE PRINCE ON FACE BOOK!!!!!!!! I HATE IT WHEN UR HAPPY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"?

What is the name of Hellen Keller's dog?

NYAHHH NYAHH NYUUUU NYAAHHHAADUUDU!