Name jokes
Who is the oldest Dave?
Daveon.
What's Daveon's favorite type of music? Daveon-core.
What do you call it when Panera Bread goes to space?
Good question.
What is the name of Hellen Keller's dog?
NYAHHH NYAHH NYUUUU NYAAHHHAADUUDU!
What do you call a shadow?
Tyrone, don’t be a coon!
Memes
What did the barbwire say to big foot? "My name is Jeff."
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Candace. Candace who? Candace be true, you don’t remember me?
Yo mama so fat, when they buried her, they named her Everest. Mount Everest.
Mr. Bunler.
Stephanie is my name.
I love my name.
Austin Nash
Hi, Larry.
Bye, Larry.
Ryan.
Who is the least young Dave?
Dave-on.
Hi, I am Emma. I'm going to Stan.
The brain named itself, and when the brain realized that it named itself, it was surprised.
But maybe, it was a spelling mistake and the brain wanted the name Brian. We all have a little Brian in us!
Ever heard of account stealing?
Ever heard of someone by the name of "#SHUT THE HELL UP GWEN DON'T EVEN DATE PRINCE ON FACE BOOK!!!!!!!! I HATE IT WHEN UR HAPPY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"?
Why don't rappers ever play hide-and-seek?
Because good luck hiding when your name's always dropping!
When I was a kid, I knew a woman named Betty Pears.
She died a horrible death from Alzheimer's.
I thought a pear was a fruit, not a vegetable!