Name jokes

I love my name.

Austin Nash

Mr. Bunler.

Who is the oldest Dave?

Daveon.

What did Daveon say when he saw a spider? "I'm Dave-on with this!"

Hi, I am Emma. I'm going to Stan.

When I was a kid, I knew a woman named Betty Pears.

She died a horrible death from Alzheimer's.

I thought a pear was a fruit, not a vegetable!

Why don't rappers ever play hide-and-seek?

Because good luck hiding when your name's always dropping!

Arik? (Not a joke.)

Who is the least young Dave?

Dave-on.

What's Daveon's favorite type of music? Daveon-core.

What do you call a group of Daveons? A "daveon-ation."

What do you call it when Panera Bread goes to space?

Good question.

I named my dog Stone so that I can say to people that I throw stones every day.

The brain named itself, and when the brain realized that it named itself, it was surprised.

But maybe, it was a spelling mistake and the brain wanted the name Brian. We all have a little Brian in us!

What is the name of Hellen Keller's dog?

NYAHHH NYAHH NYUUUU NYAAHHHAADUUDU!

Ever heard of account stealing?

Ever heard of someone by the name of "#SHUT THE HELL UP GWEN DON'T EVEN DATE PRINCE ON FACE BOOK!!!!!!!! I HATE IT WHEN UR HAPPY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"?

What did the barbwire say to big foot? "My name is Jeff."

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Candace. Candace who? Candace be true, you don’t remember me?

What do you call a shadow?

Tyrone, don’t be a coon!