Name

Name jokes

People

How do you scare a lot of people in New York?

Open a mobile hotspot named "Delta Inflight Wifi."

King

I know I've changed my name from tj to selfish king but know it's gunna be selfishking#781.

Son

David’s parents have three sons: Snap, Crackle, and what’s the name of the third son?

Answer: David.

Memes

Test

Bianca: Mr. Doeken, even though I completed my test, you still said it was "late." Why is that?

Mr. Dowon: Bianca, for the LAST TIME, MY LAST NAME IS DOWON!

Bianca (🤨): Are you sure?

Mr. Dowon (😒): What do you need, Bianca?

Bianca: It's Bianca!

Mr. Dowon: Are you sure?

Dog

I named my dog Stone so that I can say to people that I throw stones every day.

Parrot

I named my cousin's parrot Michell, and then I started to call Mikey "Mikey", right? I'm starting to teach my cousin Sammy how to say "Mikey Mikey" and he says "mekiy meiky" 😆

Song

I would like to tell you the name of a song I showed to my friend who had an overdose of LSD.

I see a dreamer.

Chocolate

My chocolate babe is calling my name, and now I'm about to get my chocolate freak on.

Grasshopper

A grasshopper walked into a bar and sat down at the counter.

The bartender looked at him and said, "We have a drink named after you." The grasshopper replied, "Who names a drink Steve?"

Spider

What did Daveon say when he saw a spider? "I'm Dave-on with this!"