Name jokes

David’s parents have three sons: Snap, Crackle, and what’s the name of the third son?

Answer: David.

What do you call a Spanish toilet?

Elton John.

The four Daisies:

Princess Daisy

Daisy Duck

Daisy Wells

Daisy Dove Bloom

Bro, just imagine being named Brynley. Couldn't be me.

Do you want to know how the NY Jets got their name?

Q: What's 1+1? 2+2? 4+4? 8+8? Name a vegetable.

A: Carrot 🥕

Lessi

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Joem.

Joem who?

Joem Ama.

Name a nut. You because are nuts.

My name is Bishal Khan and I can't walk.

What do you call a pedo with no legs? A creepy crawly.

Hi, I’m Joe.

Big Dik

Ethan Fennel

"My name is Dezz."

Hey Gwen! What is a bean's specialty? Being a jerk!

Give me baby girl names for a pregnant YouTuber.

You can assume a horse is called a great jumper when the horse’s name is “Polo Neck”.

Name what guns are used for. {wrong answers only?}

My name is Shelly Bobby... I don't know my last name.