Name jokes
Do you know why in France there is a cheese named "fromage à râpe?"
Because the cheese got raped.
Girls with the name Beoni are white.
What did the drummer call his twin daughters?
Anna one, Anna two!
We have a teacher in school. His name is Haybrock, but he is gay, so we call him Gaybrock.
Why are pirates called pirates? Because they arrrrrrrr!
Dad: I'm dying.
Son: Hi dying, I'm [name].
Dad: Really, now is not the time.
Son: I'm sorry.
Dad: Hi sorry, I'm Dad. (dies)
My middle name is Brian. I was so proud of being able to spell my full name till someone pointed out "Johnny Brain Walker" was incorrect.
What name do you get if you mix the names Chris and Marisa?
Then you get the name Chrisa.
To a Mexican person: When I first met you, I thought you were going to say, "My name is Enrique, I have a job for you."
Rey: Join me, Ben, you don't have to be alone anymore, join me.
Ben: But Rey, I've always been solo.
What is your name in my phone?
I love your house. I have been in your art for.
What do you call a soda can’s dad? Pop!
Hungry: Dad, I'm hungry.
Dad: Hi, Hungry, I'm Dad.
Hungry: Why did you name me like this? :/
My name is Ethan, and I don't find this funny.
A person had a child named Bl, another named Es, and one named S. The next was named You. They were a very unholy family.
Their children were shamed upon because their names spell out "Bless you."
What do you call two gay Irishmen?
Patrick Fitz Gerald, and Gerald Fitz Patrick.
What do you call a group of transgender women?
X-Men.
What is it called when an art teacher has a heart attack?
An art attack!
Why did Hellen Keller's dogs run away?
Because wouldn't you runway too if your name was djhdhekdndyekedhekekfjkfurir?
What do you call a guy named Ben?
Answer: Ben