my girlfriends name is candice can thez nuts fit in you mouth:D
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Why do we name hurricanes? To keep an eye on them
What would you name a detective if he didn't already have a name?
Cassie.
Get it?
What do you call a child with no family? Names
Guys, I know this is kinda weird, but everyone who wants to... Put your name and your age in the comment section. Not address though because that would not be good for creepers... Lol I am Lucy and I am 15 years old. What about you guys? :D
Knock knock Who’s there? My name is Ya Ya who? Yahooooo!!!
Teacher: "Do you guys want to get in Trouble?" Kid named Teacher:
when i try to call my friend i can't get through because my name is Lin Kon and the operator Keeps saying yes Mr president
You will never be as lazy as whoever named the fireplace
Jake: can I go outside Mom: did you clean your room Jake: No Mom: Then f*ck no Jake: alright bet (Brother named no)
There is someone in my class named Henry Rocket Rueben, and he always says he rockets into my mom.
I brought A cow and named him Mayo
Mayo Neighs
How do stars get their name by a black hole because is sueeeee
His name is "Daddy" HELP!
Fruit punch sounds like the name of a gay boxer.
Emo chick: "I wish i could feel dead inside" The kid named dead: "😄😄😄"
I fucked a chick named Macy, but she had dyslexia.
So I ended up doing the YMCA.
Bros chin looks like from that movie cartoon named kronk no wonder he got stung by a bee and took an ibuprofen to reduce the pain but instead it grew longer
I named my grass emo and it cut itself
