Name jokes
What did the drummer call his twin daughters?
Anna one, Anna two!
I named my cousin's parrot Michell, and then I started to call Mikey "Mikey", right? I'm starting to teach my cousin Sammy how to say "Mikey Mikey" and he says "mekiy meiky" 😆
What do you call a very rude bird? A mockingbird.
Hana?
David’s parents have three sons: Snap, Crackle, and what’s the name of the third son?
Answer: David.
Memes
Bianca: Mr. Doeken, even though I completed my test, you still said it was "late." Why is that?
Mr. Dowon: Bianca, for the LAST TIME, MY LAST NAME IS DOWON!
Bianca (🤨): Are you sure?
Mr. Dowon (😒): What do you need, Bianca?
Bianca: It's Bianca!
Mr. Dowon: Are you sure?
What do you call a bad piece of wood? Knotty.
A grasshopper walked into a bar and sat down at the counter.
The bartender looked at him and said, "We have a drink named after you." The grasshopper replied, "Who names a drink Steve?"
Stephanie is my name.
I love my name.
Austin Nash
Mr. Bunler.
Hi, Larry.
Bye, Larry.
Ryan.
I named my dog Stone so that I can say to people that I throw stones every day.
Name what guns are used for. {wrong answers only?}
Hey Gwen! What is a bean's specialty? Being a jerk!
Give me baby girl names for a pregnant YouTuber.
You can assume a horse is called a great jumper when the horse’s name is “Polo Neck”.
Hi, I am Emma. I'm going to Stan.