guys the person that said suck a dick was mase his real name is mason so ya
A woman was 3 months pregnant when she fell into a coma. After 6 months she woke. She asked the doctor "hows the baby?" "You had twins" the doctor replied. "Your brother named them" the woman said *oh no not my brother what did he call them?" "He called the girl Denise" "what about the boy" the woman asked the doctor said "denephew"
Funny how Hawking rhymes with talking and walking and he can't do either. And first 4 letters of his Christian name spells step and he also can't do that.
Your mum gay her name is Rachel
how do Asians name their babies? They throw pots and pans around ‘Ching, Chang, Clang’
vladimir putin is probably a homo-phobe because he has to go through life the name of a gay porn star
Theres a kid named little Johnny who would always cuss. Well one day, he was sitting in class and the teacher said "lets play a game". so the game was she calls out a letter and someone raises her hand and tells her a word that begins with that letter. teacher says "A" little Johnny raises his hand and the teacher thinks to herself "well he might say something like a$$" so the teacher calls on sally. sally say "apple". the teacher says "B" little Johnny raises his hand. the teacher though "no he might say something like b!tch". so the teacher goes all the way to R. the teacher says "R" little Johnny raises his hand and say "me me please I really know one". then the teacher thinks to herself "well theres no cuss word that starts with R" so she said "ok Johnny give me a word that starts with R" little Johnny says "a rat!" and the teacher very pleased say "very good Johnny what type of rat" little Johnny says "A big gosh damn mother freaker". sorry I had to edit some word but y'all know what I meant.
Reggin was a guy who was never liked by Black people His name backwards is Nigger
Ever heard of account stealing? Ever heard of someone by the name of "#SHUT THE HELL UP GWEN DON'T EVEN DATE PRINCE ON FACE BOOK!!!!!!!! I HATE IT WHEN UR HAPPY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!?"
what did the barbwire say to big foot my name is jeff
Yo mama so fat, when they buried her, they named her Everest. Mount Everest.
Imagine if a disabled persons last name was runner or walker 😬😂
Remember the name Ben Andrews
In Saudi Arabia, there lived a man named Abdul. Abdul rhymes with Azul, the Spanish word for blue. And he probably be lookin more blue than me
Tyler is ugly
If you are called Tyler change your name
What do you call it when a man named ned works at panera bread
Panera Ned
Im on a roll with my jokes rn
Figure : who wants to play hide and seek.
Seek and hide: me
Figure:ok hide and I will hide and seek will be it.
Seek:why do I have to be it?
Figure: because ur name says so.
pov:her name is alli
you so ugly your class searched up Godfrey Baguma and all called out your name
Q: what 1+1 2+2 4+4 8+8 name a vegetable
A: carrot🥕
