Bianca: Mr. Doeken, even though I completed my test, you still said it was "late." Why is that?
Mr. Dowon: Bianca, for the LAST TIME, MY LAST NAME IS DOWON!
Bianca (🤨): Are you sure?
Mr. Dowon (😒): What do you need, Bianca?
Bianca: It's Bianca!
Mr. Dowon: Are you sure?
I named my dog Stone so that I can say to people that I throw stones every day.
What do you call a very rude bird? A mockingbird.
Hana?
I named my cousin's parrot Michell, and then I started to call Mikey "Mikey", right? I'm starting to teach my cousin Sammy how to say "Mikey Mikey" and he says "mekiy meiky" 😆
What does the drummer call his twins? Anna 1, Anna 2.
Give me baby girl names for a pregnant YouTuber.
I would like to tell you the name of a song I showed to my friend who had an overdose of LSD.
I see a dreamer.
My chocolate babe is calling my name, and now I'm about to get my chocolate freak on.
What did the drummer call his twin daughters?
Anna one, Anna two!
What do you call a bad piece of wood? Knotty.
A grasshopper walked into a bar and sat down at the counter.
The bartender looked at him and said, "We have a drink named after you." The grasshopper replied, "Who names a drink Steve?"
Arik? (Not a joke.)
What did Daveon say when he saw a spider? "I'm Dave-on with this!"
What do you call a group of Daveons? A "daveon-ation."
Who is the oldest Dave?
Daveon.
What's Daveon's favorite type of music? Daveon-core.
When I was a kid, I knew a woman named Betty Pears.
She died a horrible death from Alzheimer's.
I thought a pear was a fruit, not a vegetable!
What do you call it when Panera Bread goes to space?
Good question.
What is the name of Hellen Keller's dog?
NYAHHH NYAHH NYUUUU NYAAHHHAADUUDU!
