Name jokes
What do you call an emo's face?
Elmo's son.
What do you call a questioning Constanta?
Curious George.
What do you call a blind kid with an eye patch and no arms?
Names.
Hey Sandy.
What did Grant say? "I'm gay."
Deals is bully, right? Denise, like a bully type of rock, is a piggy.
How do you scare a lot of people in New York?
Open a mobile hotspot named "Delta Inflight Wifi."
I'm always forgetting these kinds of jokes. I also forgot my son's name.
Bob is Johnny, ahgaaghahahahaha!
What did the drummer call his twin daughters?
Anna one, Anna two!
I named my dog Stone so that I can say to people that I throw stones every day.
I named my cousin's parrot Michell, and then I started to call Mikey "Mikey", right? I'm starting to teach my cousin Sammy how to say "Mikey Mikey" and he says "mekiy meiky" 😆
What do you call a very rude bird? A mockingbird.
Bianca: Mr. Doeken, even though I completed my test, you still said it was "late." Why is that?
Mr. Dowon: Bianca, for the LAST TIME, MY LAST NAME IS DOWON!
Bianca (🤨): Are you sure?
Mr. Dowon (😒): What do you need, Bianca?
Bianca: It's Bianca!
Mr. Dowon: Are you sure?
Hana?
What does the drummer call his twins? Anna 1, Anna 2.
I would like to tell you the name of a song I showed to my friend who had an overdose of LSD.
I see a dreamer.
David’s parents have three sons: Snap, Crackle, and what’s the name of the third son?
Answer: David.
My chocolate babe is calling my name, and now I'm about to get my chocolate freak on.
Hi, Larry.
Bye, Larry.