Name jokes

Bro, just imagine being named Brynley. Couldn't be me.

Do you want to know how the NY Jets got their name?

Q: What's 1+1? 2+2? 4+4? 8+8? Name a vegetable.

A: Carrot 🥕

Big Dik

You can assume a horse is called a great jumper when the horse’s name is “Polo Neck”.

How do you scare a lot of people in New York?

Open a mobile hotspot named "Delta Inflight Wifi."

What do you call a questioning Constanta?

Curious George.

Deals is bully, right? Denise, like a bully type of rock, is a piggy.

What did Grant say? "I'm gay."

I'm always forgetting these kinds of jokes. I also forgot my son's name.

Bob is Johnny, ahgaaghahahahaha!

"Hi, I’m Dan White’s dad. Where is he?"

Name what guns are used for. {wrong answers only?}

I named my dog Stone so that I can say to people that I throw stones every day.

I named my cousin's parrot Michell, and then I started to call Mikey "Mikey", right? I'm starting to teach my cousin Sammy how to say "Mikey Mikey" and he says "mekiy meiky" 😆

"Candice balls fit up your nose."

Hey Sandy.

My name is Shelly Bobby... I don't know my last name.

What do you call an emo's face?

Elmo's son.

What do you call a blind kid with an eye patch and no arms?

Names.