Name jokes

"Hi, I’m Dan White’s dad. Where is he?"

What do you call an emo's face?

Elmo's son.

My name is Shelly Bobby... I don't know my last name.

What do you call a blind kid with an eye patch and no arms?

Names.

Hey Sandy.

Name what guns are used for. {wrong answers only?}

What do you call a questioning Constanta?

Curious George.

What did Grant say? "I'm gay."

I'm always forgetting these kinds of jokes. I also forgot my son's name.

Bob is Johnny, ahgaaghahahahaha!

Deals is bully, right? Denise, like a bully type of rock, is a piggy.

I know I've changed my name from tj to selfish king but know it's gunna be selfishking#781.

David’s parents have three sons: Snap, Crackle, and what’s the name of the third son?

Answer: David.

Bianca: Mr. Doeken, even though I completed my test, you still said it was "late." Why is that?

Mr. Dowon: Bianca, for the LAST TIME, MY LAST NAME IS DOWON!

Bianca (🤨): Are you sure?

Mr. Dowon (😒): What do you need, Bianca?

Bianca: It's Bianca!

Mr. Dowon: Are you sure?

I would like to tell you the name of a song I showed to my friend who had an overdose of LSD.

I see a dreamer.

My chocolate babe is calling my name, and now I'm about to get my chocolate freak on.

What did the drummer call his twin daughters?

Anna one, Anna two!

What do you call a bad piece of wood? Knotty.

A grasshopper walked into a bar and sat down at the counter.

The bartender looked at him and said, "We have a drink named after you." The grasshopper replied, "Who names a drink Steve?"

Stephanie is my name.