Lawrence in maths ;)
What do you call a legless table? Nothing.
The woman became extremely uncomfortable with the man she had just met. While he lay beside her, romantically kissing and stroking her neck he whispered, “I called the number you gave me at the bar tonight. Someone named Alvin answered who has never heard of you.”
Replace the v in Venus with a p.
Isn't there a software company named after your dick?
Microsoft?
What do you call a guy named Kaiden?
I don't know, lol.
What did the daddy bullet say to his son when he missed the bull and hit something brown and gross?
"That is bull crap!"
Teddy
Orphan's prayer: In the name of the Father, The Son, The Holy Spirit. Amen.
OK, OK, what's up with the fake Gwens? I am going to use a test to see who is real or not.
The real Gwen will know this. When did I come onto this website? Next question, what is my real name, and do I go on cursing rampages? Only the real Gwen can complete this test with the right answers.
What did the Mexican firefighter name his two sons?
Jose and Hose B.
This name makes me want to close season instead of open it.
If your name is Jack, I think you are a stupid person that leaves their friends and blocks them on everything.
Q: How can you spell cold with two letters? A: IC (icy).
Q: What state is surrounded by the most water? A: Hawaii (this is really just a trick riddle).
Q: David's father had three sons: Snap, Crackle, and what's the third son's name? A: David.
I ought to complain to Spotify for you not being named this week’s hottest single.
What do Indians call their father when they are born?
Data.
What do you call a lanky yellow man with abnormally large ears? Zac! Hahahahahahahahahahah
This guy came into my library a year ago and borrowed a book named "How to Commit Suicide." He never returned it.
I have an Uncle named Ricky, who made ur mom sticky.
His dad calls him pricky and everyone begs for his dicky.
What's the most emo name?
Carter.
