My parents came back from their vacation in Florida, and all I got is this lousy nursemaid from Miami named mammie.
Name Jokes
Q: A mom had 5 children: January, February, March, April. What is the name of the fifth child?
A: What.
Ethan Rice
Why'd the chicken cross the road?
That doesn't matter, we need to get the best joker to go back to posting here, he was funny but now people say they are him and ruin his good name, he was the top of the charts for over a year, so screw all these chumps! Bring back THE REAL SPECIAL!!!
Also, the chicken dies in the end, ha ha, funny, whatever.
No offense to anyone though. I don’t understand why everyone is bullying a person named Gwen?
My opinion is well “it’s just a regular person wanting to do jokes. You never know. It could be an adult or a kid.”
So leave her alone. Thank you. 😁
What is it called when an art teacher has a heart attack?
An art attack!
What time is it when you get home? Can you walk me home, and then get home? Then I can walk you home, and walk home.
Roses are red, lilacs are purple, I have a turtle, his name is Squirtle.
There was a woman named Sally. She loved to have sex with other people. One time, she had sex with me. I noticed her bra size was 69 (+69). That is fucking big!
Ok, then when her partner was pissing, he told her she should call the doctor. So she dialed 2063512000 (+2000) and called the doctor. The office was on 51st street ave NE (+51). Holy shit, the doctor said! The boots were so big that she had to take 8 pills (x 8). The next morning, she was ________.
69 + 51 + 2000 x 8 = 16120
58008 (flip calculator)
Boobless.
What do you call an Argentinian with a rubber toe?
Roberto!
Jake: Can I go outside?
Mom: Did you clean your room?
Jake: No.
Mom: Then f*ck no.
Jake: Alright, bet.
(Brother named No)
How much you wanna bet you will not repeat my name out loud (at school/work)?
Emo chick: "I wish I could feel dead inside!"
The kid named Dead: "😄😄😄"
His name is "Daddy!" HELP!
Who named their daughter Macadamia?
A couple of nuts.
Jack
What’s an emo called Anna?
Ashley said to me one day, "What is my name?"
And I said, "My name is everyday life of stupidity."
Bro's chin looks like it's from that movie cartoon named Kronk. No wonder he got stung by a bee and took an ibuprofen to reduce the pain, but instead it grew longer.
Huggy Wuggy and Kissy Missy had a baby.
They never gave him a name, so they just played cut the rope with him...
