What is the favorite drink of a vampire?
bloody mary.
Mythology Jokes
शाला टाइटैनिक को भी यमलोक जाना पड़ा। हम तो आदमी है।
Shala, even Titanic had to go to Yamlok. We are just men.
What did the lesbian vampire say to the heterosexual woman after she was done licking her pussy after she was done having her blood period?
"I will be back next month."
Iron Man: Where are you from?
Thor: Asgard.
Iron Man: Do you mean ass guard?
Why do vampires drink blood?
Because they can't drink Bloody Marys because they are vampires.
The Bigfoots had a campfire. One Bigfoot asked what should we roast next. The other replied, "Maybe a penis and a girl."
Why are cats good at video games?
Because they have nine lives!
How do you know Thor has your back?
He's an Asgardian (ass guardian).
What do mermaids wash their fins with?
Tide.
What do you call male mermaids?
Mer-butlers!
What do you call a tree 🌲 that is magic? A magic tree 🌳.
What do you call a magic car?
A human.
A man was sitting in the restaurant and ordered a whole buffet. He is visited by an oracle. Apollo says, "If you eat that buffet, everyone you love will die."
"Up yours," the man said, "What are they going to die of, famine?"
Moments later, there was an incident that took place in the restaurant. Everyone literally died. It turned out the restaurant had a B-. I said, "Is that really a thing groaning on the hospital?"
The doctor said, "Know that is your condition, you have hepatitis B-."
"What the FU***** SH**"
Apollo is sitting in Mount Olympus, dying also in laughter.
Why is the mermaid so dirty?
Because she is a maid, mer-maid!
It's best not to say "Hail Satan" because he can't control the weather!
I ran into a dwarf, and he said, “Well, I’m not happy.”
Me: Then which one are you?
How are giants and strippers alike?
They both grind men's bones to make their bread.
Why do elves go to school?
To learn the elf-abet.
What is Jack Frost's favorite mode of transport?
A Tri-cycle.
My brother told me he wanted to find a golden apple tree in real life. I told him it was a fruitless mission.
