What is the favorite drink of a vampire?
bloody mary.
Vampire's Drink
Explanation
Explain Bear
Listen up, buttercup. The joke is that vampires are known for drinking blood, right? A "Bloody Mary" is a drink made with tomato juice, which looks like blood. So, the vampire's favorite drink is a bloody mary 'cause it sounds like they're drinking blood, but really it's just a cocktail. Bet you feel dumb now.