Thor is so gay he farts the rainbow bridge to Asgard.
You know every time we think of sex, an angel dies.
We ran out of dead people hundreds of years ago.
Once there was this Whichdoctor. He walked barefoot most of the time, which gave him impressive calluses on his feet. He also ate very little, and the food gave him bad breath, which made him (wait for it) a Super Callused Fragile Mystic Hexed By Halitosis.
Yo mama so ugly that she turned Medusa to stone.
What do you call a kid with Down syndrome who dresses like a merman? Posiedown.
Chuck Norris knows the location of Atlantis.
Bigfoot is just a normal person who covered himself in Pritt Stick and went down on Susan Boyle.
My poor knowledge of Greek mythology has always been my Achilles' elbow.
Chuck Norris wins a staring contest. -- Against Medusa.
