Lesbian vampire jokes
What did one lesbian vampire say to the other lesbian vampire?
Same time next month?
What did the lesbian vampire say to the heterosexual woman after the lesbian vampire was done licking the pussy of the heterosexual woman?
"When is your next blood period?"
What did the lesbian vampire say to the heterosexual woman after she was done licking her pussy after she was done having her blood period?
"I will be back next month."
What do lesbian vampires say after sex?
"See you next month."
What does a lesbian vampire say to the other lesbian vampire?
"Same time next month?"
How many screws does it take to construct a lesbian's bed?
None, it's all tongue and groove...
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?
Lickalottapuss.
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?
A “Lickalottapuss”.
Two lesbians adopted a cat. That night, the cat ran away. Why?
Because it heard one say, "I'm gonna eat that pussy."