Lesbian vampire jokes

What did one lesbian vampire say to the other lesbian vampire?

Same time next month?

What did the lesbian vampire say to the heterosexual woman after the lesbian vampire was done licking the pussy of the heterosexual woman?

"When is your next blood period?"

What did the lesbian vampire say to the heterosexual woman after she was done licking her pussy after she was done having her blood period?

"I will be back next month."

What do lesbian vampires say after sex?

"See you next month."

What does a lesbian vampire say to the other lesbian vampire?

"Same time next month?"

A vampire walks into a bar and orders a cup of hot water. The bartender asks, "I thought you guys only drink blood?"

The vampire pulls out a used tampon and says, "I'm making tea."

I tried to get my blood sucked by a vampire, but he said I was too empty inside.