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My Jokes
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Why did the terrorists crash?
They were doing the job they loved but not getting paid.
Lol.
The average person in 2023 is less straight than the lines my 5th-grade P.E. teacher walked in college.
Deez nuts, can we get much higher?
Boioioioing boioioioing, my name Jeff.
Arabic Nokia ringtone, bingchungus, wholesome 100, everyone liked that, Keanu Reeves chungus, Ugandan Knuckles, YouTube poop XDDDDDDDDDDDD.
In my science class we were watching a video, and for no reason at all, it started talking about Black Lives Matter, and my friend leaned over and whispered, “White lives matter more!”
I asked my nan if she wouldn't mind shitting in a bucket when we went camping. She replied, "Why the fuck would I want to sit in a bucket?" So eventually she did, and I took the best shit I have ever had!
Tesco's slogan is "Every little helps."
Well, their bag did a wonderful job on suffocating my wife.
My friend misspelled "Mexico" and got here.
He sucked his sister's poop hole.
My girlfriend was born on February 29th, so does that mean she is 2 years old?
Dam, sometimes when I look at my friend's head, I say, "Dam, that's a dam big head, Nick." Then he is like, "Dude, that's a literal dam."
I was stark nude. Hehe, I was. I truly and sincerely was.
The nurses giggled and said, "Joseph, why the hell is your wiener so loving?"
My penis purred and stroked their hands. I laughed and said, "I do not know."
What has two legs, two arms, one dead and covered in red?
My ex-wife.
Does it make me gay if I kiss your dad and he decides to drill my ass?
What's the difference between my wife and her sisters?
Her sisters ate hotter, and I married the grenade.
My balls are so purple that I use them as crayons, and I am not talking about the balls you play with. I am talking about the boy balls.
I was being interviewed by Elon Musk. He asked, "Where are you from?" and I said Portugal. He replied, "So you are a fellow countryman of a Pen merchant whose freekick ball broke my rover on Mars. Get out!!" Tears ran down my face. Shame on you, Penaldo, for costing me my dream job!
My wife got mad at me because I took our life savings and brought golden retrievers.
Like, bitch, we can get gold because of these golden retrievers.
Guys, can you like my jokes, please?
I asked my mother about her mom.
She said she was in a better place. After that, I asked her where that place is. She didn't know, so I sent her to a better place.
