My jokes
What do Gay Men and Minorities have in common?
My dad hates them both!
My money don't jiggle jiggle, it folds.
I want to see you wiggle wiggle, for sure.
Does it make me gay if I kiss your dad and he decides to drill my ass?
My friend misspelled "Mexico" and got here.
He sucked his sister's poop hole.
What's the difference between my wife and her sisters?
Her sisters ate hotter, and I married the grenade.
Memes
My balls are so purple that I use them as crayons, and I am not talking about the balls you play with. I am talking about the boy balls.
I was being interviewed by Elon Musk. He asked, "Where are you from?" and I said Portugal. He replied, "So you are a fellow countryman of a Pen merchant whose freekick ball broke my rover on Mars. Get out!!" Tears ran down my face. Shame on you, Penaldo, for costing me my dream job!
I asked my mother about her mom.
She said she was in a better place. After that, I asked her where that place is. She didn't know, so I sent her to a better place.
What’s the difference between my mom and the Twin Towers?
My mom got hit by two cars. The Twin Towers got hit by two planes.
My wife got mad at me because I took our life savings and brought golden retrievers.
Like, bitch, we can get gold because of these golden retrievers.
My friend: "Hey, I see a dwarf!"
Me: "Where?"
Friend: "In front of me."
I fell in love with my teacher.
Which is weird because I am home schooled.
I wish my grass was emo, then it would cut for me.
Me being raped is like my birth certificate; it doesn't expire.
Guys, can you like my jokes, please?
My dad died in the attacks. He was the best pilot for Pakistan.
Tell your mom happy last night. 🍆 in my bed.
Deez nuts, can we get much higher?
Boioioioing boioioioing, my name Jeff.
Arabic Nokia ringtone, bingchungus, wholesome 100, everyone liked that, Keanu Reeves chungus, Ugandan Knuckles, YouTube poop XDDDDDDDDDDDD.
Why did the terrorists crash?
They were doing the job they loved but not getting paid.
Lol.
Do you know what organ remains warm even after a woman dies?
My penis (or rather my neutron laser priming its firing sequence).