My jokes
I still can’t forget that tiny little dead fish in my blue lunchbox.
Random words in my keyboard:
The most annoying part of this game has always been that the players don’t know how much time it takes to get to the table before you start playing them.
My sister Wani is a dwarf, so I sit on her as a chair.
I was naughty at school and my teacher said she's going to tell my dad. I was like, "Who's that?"
My dad died in 9/11. He was the best pilot.
This kinda reminds me of when my mum was feeding me. She always used to say, "Open wide for the delicious plane."
A Middle Eastern man comes to the states to do a stand up show. He starts by saying “2 Jews walk into a bar, NOT IN MY COUNTRY!”
Roses are red, violets are blue, You'll suck my dick 'cause I'm stronger than you.
Roses are red,
My nuts are bigger than your small balls, that's why I get all the bitches.
When my boss asked me who is the stupid one, me or him? I told him everyone knows he doesn't hire stupid people.
Yo, little sister, pussy taste so GOOD on my TONGUE!
How many dead hookers does it take to change a light bulb?
Definitely not 13, because my basement is still dark.
Who sucked on my cock?
Answer: You.
A Chinese teacher's phone rang as he was going to class, and he said:
"My phone the ring ring, it's my wife ring ring."
My grandpa died in 9/11. He was a great pilot.
My Mom said, "I have a daughter that killed herself for getting bullied."
Well, I said, "Have you seen her?"
Mom: Son, where are my condoms?
Son: What are condoms?
Dad: She puts it on me and the sandwich.
Son: Wait, why did my girlfriend come over and take one?
Dad: Um, I don't know, but go to bed.
Son: But it's 2:46pm in the afternoon, bruh.
People in 1912: The Titanic is unsinkable!
Iceberg: Hold my beer.
What's the difference between Paul Walker and a computer?
I care when my computer crashes.
"Cummy wummy all over my mummy."