My Jokes

My friend said not to look down on me. I said I can't because I'm shorter than her.

My forehead blew up because I saw yours at the forehead shop!

I wasn't close to my dad when he died.

Which was good. He died during 9/11.

One day my mom told me not to be an actor. I said, "But mommy, I will make a lot of money!"

My friend is an emo. I asked why he wears black. He said, "Black like my soul." I just walked away.

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My dad is so good at hiding, even the FBI can't find him.

I worry about him sometimes.

What's the difference between me and an orphan?

At least my dad came back.

My balls.

"Mayotte’s are sinking in the yogurt! (My Oat’s)" 🇾🇹🇾🇹🇾🇹🇾🇹🇾🇹🇾🇹

My girlfriend broke up with me, so I decided to take her wheelchair. Guess who came crawling back?

"Joe Biden's mom is so fat, she's very fat folks, she's so fat I'm gonna use her to build my new wall"-Trump

I have a new joke.

My life. Wait... jokes are supposed to have meaning.

I went to the store because I had to go to school to run up downstairs because my phone started calling me because I was playing Mario Kart on my kitchen sink's baby grandma, like if you cry every time.

My grandma stubbed her toe in an elevator on September 21st.

My friends' titties are bigger than my sakuras.

Say the drive through at McDonald's, order (don't say the sake) but when you get it ask them, "My sake?" and say, "Sake that ass."

I wish the grass in my backyard was emo.

So it can cut itself.

Organise my brother's bucks party and got confused when he asked for a hot 22 year old for I brought him 20 two yr Olds....

Good thing my brother's a little bit different.

Okay, is this the new thing, saying "Gwen" in your "joke," then people will comment and you can make more friends? If so, then I really need to be saying "Gwen" more in my "jokes or chats."