My jokes
My boss said “dress for the job you want, not for the job you have.” So I went in as Batman.
First bite: Oh my God!
Second bite: Oh my, God!
My mom picked my major.
My friend asked which is better to have, and you have to choose: autism or Down syndrome?
Why was Sonic fast?
To be rolling around at the speed of sound, got places to go, gotta follow my lead.
I miss seeing my friends and teachers.
What is your name in my phone?
I love your house. I have been in your art for.
Sometimes I feel ugly, but then I think of my sister.
What's the difference between sleeping pills and my beating my meat?
Sleeping pills actually come with a prescription.
No one has my back like my dad.
Jerry: My dad got into a fight on a plane.
Jeremy: That's just *plane* crazy!
The bright side of this pandemic is now both my hands look equally chapped and raw.
My father can take a joke because he made one.
Your life? Wanna hear a sadder one?
My life.
My PC.
My Butterfingers slipped.
What do you call a green camel?
My parents left me.
My favorite Pixar film: Wall-E.
Friend: You know how I like my women like my coffee... hot.
Me: What if you don't like coffee? :(
There is a difference between my brother and Stephen Hawking; at least one of them does something.