My jokes

Forehead

    • Your forehead [is] so big scientists measured it, studied it, and then finally they said: "Oh my God... your forehead is so big it's a 50 mile car ride from your eyebrows to your hair!"

    Boyfriend

    • I was watching The Perfect Murder with my boyfriend. It was a good movie, but the weird thing was that my boyfriend was taking notes throughout the whole movie.

    Mouth

    • The only thing running in THIS family’s your big ass mouth! Oh, I’d better shut up, or Big Bertha’s gonna confuse my head for a burger!

    Cousin

    • I could tell my cousin you are so annoying, but she told me first, so we both said it at the same time. 🫣🤣😂

    My memes

    Wheelchair

    • One time I broke a leg and I was using a wheelchair.

    My parents thought I was a disappointment and put me up on eBay, the Ohioan Black Market, and the nearest adoption center.

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    • Peepee

    • Spell "Peppa." Okay. P. E. P. P. A. Hahaha! You said peepee.

    I tried this with my sister Makenna because she loves Peppa Pig and has a backpack of it. So I told her to spell her backpack's letters and tricked her... And she is only four years old and my secret is I am only eight years old.

    Game

    • Every time my cousin and I, we settle it out with our game, so we play rock paper scissors. 😂🤣🤣

    Roblox

    • Roblox jokes be like: hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm I should create a game.

    *Creates game* bruh my game got to thousand hundred 700,000 likes!

    😄😄😄

    Failure

    • My bro’s parents died, but he didn’t know why.

    Turns out they died because he was a failure, and he would be going to an orphanage in 4 days.

    Mum

    • While I was waiting for your mum to waddle past, I missed a whole season of my TV show!

    Funeral

    • When my family goes to weddings, my senior relatives tell me things like “You’re next!” So I started doing the same to them at funerals.