My jokes

What's the difference between a God and my mom?

My mom exists. I mean... she did at one point! Unlike any "Gods."

My Emo friend was coming over to my house. When he got there, he said, "Got a rope?" I asked why, and he said, "I want to make a swing."

Me: *finds out my dad's an orphan*

No one:

Literally no one:

Me: Time to make his life hell.😈

"HEY THAT’S MY MILK!"

Me walking away after committing murder in a school with my trusty “friend”.

I will unplug your life support to kill my mum and give her it so she can bleed more.

I broke my ankles so hard I had to walk uphill both ways.

El/11: Ego, My Lego.

I know this is supposed to be an emo joke, but does anyone want to play Rocket League?

I'm on PS4, by the way!

My name: Box3d_by_Clapped

Butcher knives are great tools for cutting many things!

Fruit, vegetables, my arms.

I'll unplug your life support for my phone that's about to die.

Bro, my forehead is so big whenever I need to find something on it, I need the exact coordinates.

So, when I'm about to take a shower, my mom says, "Take a shower." When I'm about to take out the trash, my mom says, "Take out the trash."

My parents created a joke 11 years ago and people are still laughing at it, but I know it's not me because jokes have meaning.

Did you hear about that one guy who dipped his balls in paint?

My friend said they were “Pretty nuts!”

I got an iPhone 14 for my brother? That was the best trade I ever made.

I asked my French mate if he had a games console. He said, "Oui!"

A "monster" that has 2 heads, 2 bodies, 6 feet, why am I not afraid of the "monster"? It's my dad riding a horse.

My mom said my sister was an angel, but when I threw her out the window, she didn't fly.

Don't turn the toaster sideways, worst mistake of my life.