My jokes

My name is Jamar and I come from afar, ALLAHU AKBAR!

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Your dad.

But my dad's dead.

I know, just reminding you!

I love climbing over walls because my ancestry was Mexican.

Roses are red, violets are blue, and if you're my friend, I'll be there till the end.

Pilot: This is my last flight, everyone.

Passengers: *Clap*

Pilot: I became a pilot for one reason: To conquer my greatest fear.

Flight Attendant: And what is that?

Pilot: Dying alone. *speeds up towards Twin Towers*

Also the Pilot: Now who is ready to play some Jen---

My friend's dad went to jail. He's just surprised because he can finally find him!

So the other day my black friend and I were working on a group project. He was so slow so I whipped him to make him faster.

Your hairline is so old, it’s more wrinkled than my great grandpa's penis.

I forgot my lucky egg! It always gives me an eggcellent amount of luck!

My grandma always loved to craft clothing. She dyed last week.

What’s the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Lamborghini?

I don’t have a Lamborghini in my garage.

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Your mom.

Your mom who?

O shit, my mom's home! Honey, get the f*** out of my house!

So I stayed at my friend's house for a few days, and I was like, "OMG, why?" So, I am going home because I’m going to my best friend's house.

I was about to get a brain transplant, but then I changed my mind.

How many babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? More than 40 because my basement is still dark.

I did have a good night's sleep and a good day today, and tomorrow I have [planned] for a good night's sleep, and sleep with my...

What did my dad say before he went to go get milk?

"There's money in my wallet for pizza. I love you."

I caught my mom licking up and down and deep throating a banana. I said, "Why are you doing that?" She replied, "I’m doing it for practice for who could suck the best dick contest in the neighborhood."

My friend has a dog who looks like cocoa. Her name is Cocoa!

The other day, my best friend flipped off the table in class. I thought it was flipping amazing!