My jokes

"Let it go, LET IT GO!" Blah blah blah whatever the rest of the song says dun dun blah blah blah my mom never bothered me anyway.

I'm bored 😴 so that's why I sang in my wonderful voice for a few seconds and wasted your time.

Can I put my baaaaalls in yo jaaaaaaws?

My parents are like the Twin Towers, only one came back.

Bully: Oh, look at your shoes, look at your pants, look at your shirt, ay, ay, ay.

Me: Ding, ding, sing, oh, did you hear that? It's the elevator 'cause you're not on my level.

Bully: u_u ......

Crowd: Ohhhhhhhhhhhhh

My girlfriend is incredibly sad since her cat has disappeared.

I am quite sure now that I misunderstood something when she asked me to eat her pussy--and I am beginning to think that I did not get the "fuck her doggy" part either.

Whenever my artist girlfriend is sad, I let her draw things on my body.

I gave her a shoulder to crayon.

What did the 3-year-old boy say to the priest?

"My bum hurts."

I think my dad is too black because whenever he goes to bed and closes his eyes, he disappears. 🤣

What's the difference between Paul Walker and a computer?

I give a fuck when my computer crashes.

Your PP is small, just like my will to live.

My dog went through my bathroom garbage, and for some reason, my sister put a bunch of ketchup packets in there...

A chef named his chicken Richard and named a rooster Ballz. A guy walks up and asks the chef what he's cooking. He replies, "My dick and balls."

Why can’t orphans have sex, my friends? Why? They have none to call daddy.

I was using my computer one time and I pressed Ctrl-Alt-Delete, and Stephen Hawking went into a deep sleep.

Just shit my pants and it ran all down my legs... last time I eat at Popeyes.

Y’all can actually see them at all, my toe.

My sister was hitting on my boyfriend. I'm 11, she's 9. She said, "Go f-ck yourself," so I said, "Okay, thanks for the idea!"

One day my ex-best friend lied about his computer dying when he left the call and watched YouTube.

Think of your favorite singer. Now, go ask someone what is your favorite singer. My favorite singer is Halsey, BTS. Now think about your least fave, mine is Oil London 😵. This is my home now.

1. What rhymes with "oil"? Put it in da chat. Bye weird people!

I forgot my lucky egg! It always gives me an eggcellent amount of luck!