My jokes
I think my dad is too black because whenever he goes to bed and closes his eyes, he disappears. 🤣
My dog went through my bathroom garbage, and for some reason, my sister put a bunch of ketchup packets in there...
Your PP is small, just like my will to live.
What's the difference between Paul Walker and a computer?
I give a fuck when my computer crashes.
Why can’t orphans have sex, my friends? Why? They have none to call daddy.
Memes
A chef named his chicken Richard and named a rooster Ballz. A guy walks up and asks the chef what he's cooking. He replies, "My dick and balls."
I caught my wife having s*x with another guy.
My parents are like the Twin Towers, only one came back.
Bully: Oh, look at your shoes, look at your pants, look at your shirt, ay, ay, ay.
Me: Ding, ding, sing, oh, did you hear that? It's the elevator 'cause you're not on my level.
Bully: u_u ......
Crowd: Ohhhhhhhhhhhhh
Can I put my baaaaalls in yo jaaaaaaws?
Just shit my pants and it ran all down my legs... last time I eat at Popeyes.
Think of your favorite singer. Now, go ask someone what is your favorite singer. My favorite singer is Halsey, BTS. Now think about your least fave, mine is Oil London 😵. This is my home now.
1. What rhymes with "oil"? Put it in da chat. Bye weird people!
One day my ex-best friend lied about his computer dying when he left the call and watched YouTube.
I was using my computer one time and I pressed Ctrl-Alt-Delete, and Stephen Hawking went into a deep sleep.
My sister was hitting on my boyfriend. I'm 11, she's 9. She said, "Go f-ck yourself," so I said, "Okay, thanks for the idea!"
Y’all can actually see them at all, my toe.
What did my dad say before he went to go get milk?
"There's money in my wallet for pizza. I love you."
Why are you censoring my friend Franz? He's just making jokes, but you admins get offended too easily, f*cktards!
I turned the light on, and my dad said turn it off, so I unplugged his life support.
Roses are red, violets are blue, and if you're my friend, I'll be there till the end.