My jokes
Roses are red, violets are blue, and if you're my friend, I'll be there till the end.
My friend's dad went to jail. He's just surprised because he can finally find him!
Your hairline is so old, it’s more wrinkled than my great grandpa's penis.
I love climbing over walls because my ancestry was Mexican.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Your dad.
But my dad's dead.
I know, just reminding you!
Memes
I was about to get a brain transplant, but then I changed my mind.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Your mom.
Your mom who?
O shit, my mom's home! Honey, get the f*** out of my house!
So I stayed at my friend's house for a few days, and I was like, "OMG, why?" So, I am going home because I’m going to my best friend's house.
One day my pet barked at me and so I got scared and was my dad actually. It was weird, you should’ve saw him and so the day goes on because he likes to run around the house that he likes to do it out 😂😂😂😂😱
My friend Richard is always bullying all the little kids in the neighborhood. He is such a dick.
A guy cut me in the lunch line. After that, a rock was thrown at him by my friend.
You heard a conversation between Sans and Papyrus:
Sans: "Sub bro."
Papyrus: "DON'T 'SUB' ME BROTHER! YOU STILL DIDN'T REDINTEGRATE YOUR PUZZLES!"
Sans: "Easy bro, I have done a ton of work today."
Sans: "A skele-ton."
(Drum effect)
Papyrus: "OH MY GOD SANS!"
I wish I could tell you about my penis, but it's too short.
I forgot my lucky egg! It always gives me an eggcellent amount of luck!
My grandma always loved to craft clothing. She dyed last week.
What’s the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Lamborghini?
I don’t have a Lamborghini in my garage.
I did have a good night's sleep and a good day today, and tomorrow I have [planned] for a good night's sleep, and sleep with my...
How many babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? More than 40 because my basement is still dark.
I caught my mom licking up and down and deep throating a banana. I said, "Why are you doing that?" She replied, "I’m doing it for practice for who could suck the best dick contest in the neighborhood."
My friend has a dog who looks like cocoa. Her name is Cocoa!