Why did the Michael Jackson cross the road
To get to the opera
I always think that percussions are golden but cheeks
Y did the csi team have to go to the purple rain shoot? ❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤bc they had to dust for prince hahaha
What did John Cena say to Ray Charles? Hey, man.
When you mix a wizard, a rabbit, and a songwriter together, you get 24 carrot magic.
why dose Kurt Cobain hate his brother? because he's always calling shotgun.
Why did Michael Jackson die. Because I have a new phone number and he does not know
what did Michael Jackson say?
nothing, he’s dead
If Bruno Mars was to run a pub and sell chocolate bars other than alcoholic drinks then he'll have to call his pub a Mars Bar
how can u be friends with a pedo that a musician b minor
have you ever heard steven hawkings sing? “head, shoulders, wheels and frames wheels and frames”
Who is Barry B. Benson’s favorite classical composer?
Bee-thoven
A man broke into stevie wonders house and threatened to kill his wife
He just turned a blind eye
"Banjo players spend half their lives tuning... and the other half out of tune." Im a banjo picker and I can confirm this is 99% true.
Liam Gallagher went into a café for a cup of tea, the assistant asked him if "he wanted a roll with it"
what is harder that steel
Michael Jackson in a playground
What do you call a rapper who can't rhyme?
A rapscallion without the RAP
Why did the rapper bring a map to the recording studio?
Because he heard they were dropping TRACKS
What do you call a rapper who's always sleepy?
NAP-TAIN
What's a rapper's favorite type of pet?
A RHYMING PARROT
