Musician jokes
What’s the difference between Kendrick Lamar and an orphan?
He has family ties.
What is the difference between a frog and a trombone player?
The frog might be on his way to a gig!
What do classical musicians do when they die?
They decompose.
What's the difference between Freddie Mercury and Princess Diana?
Freddie lived long enough to be a Queen.
Michael Jackson was recently sighted at Target. Why? The sale was all boys' pants half off!
What do Humpty Dumpty and Ace from KISS have in common?
They both had a great fall.
Who am I rooting for during the Super Bowl? Easy. Taylor Swift.
What did Michael Jackson say?
Nothing, he's dead.
Michael Jackson is happy when there are twenty-eight-year-olds.
What do you call a fish and a guitar?
Tunafish.
Want to know what Juice WRLD would do if he were alive today?
Frantically scratch on the inside of his coffin.
What was the last thing Kurt Cobain said?
"Pop Goes the Weasel."
Why can't skeletons play church music?
Because they have no organs.
What does Jonathan Davis eat for breakfast? Korn Flakes.
What did Michael Jackson say to the little boy?
"Shhhhhhh, this might hurt a little."
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to cook?
Lil' Seasoning.
What is black and white and is dead?
My Chemical Romance.
Kurt Cobain's last job was a blow job. He blew his head clean off.
Michael Jackson's nose is so steep, it can be a ski ramp.
What do you get when you cross Freddie Mercury and Dracula?
A dead man with AIDS.