Why did Michael Jackson die. Because I have a new phone number and he does not know
Some say under his helmet, is another smaller helmet and under that is another helmet and under that is a poster of Miley Cyrus
What did michael jackson say when he became a triangel? Tetraheehee!
D'jahear about the band Manhole? I hear they're a metal cover
What does Jonathan Davis eat for breakfast?
Korn Flakes.
What do you call a funny rapper?
A PUN-ISHER
Why did the Michael Jackson cross the road
To get to the opera
I always think that percussions are golden but cheeks
Y did the csi team have to go to the purple rain shoot? ❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤bc they had to dust for prince hahaha
What did John Cena say to Ray Charles? Hey, man.
When you mix a wizard, a rabbit, and a songwriter together, you get 24 carrot magic.
why dose Kurt Cobain hate his brother? because he's always calling shotgun.
what did Michael Jackson say?
nothing, he’s dead
If Bruno Mars was to run a pub and sell chocolate bars other than alcoholic drinks then he'll have to call his pub a Mars Bar
There were three men in a car, the driver, a homeless man, and a rapper. The driver takes the to the woods and says, "I'm not really a cab driver, I'm a wanted killer". The homeless man says"I'm not really homeless" and pulls out a chain. The rapper says, "If we're gonna be completely honest, I'm not a rapper, i'm a cop''
how can u be friends with a pedo that a musician b minor
have you ever heard steven hawkings sing? “head, shoulders, wheels and frames wheels and frames”
Who is Barry B. Benson’s favorite classical composer?
Bee-thoven
A man broke into stevie wonders house and threatened to kill his wife
He just turned a blind eye
"Banjo players spend half their lives tuning... and the other half out of tune." Im a banjo picker and I can confirm this is 99% true.
