Musician jokes
Why did the rapper bring a ladder to the concert?
Because he wanted to reach new heights in his performance.
Did you hear about the cello player who dreamed he was performing Bolero?
He woke up and found out it was true.
What does the drummer call his twins? Anna 1, Anna 2.
You know what's the most awkward situation in the world? A rapper with erectile dysfunction.
I was at a concert in the front row, and I shouted something to the band's guitarist. He took it the wrong way and responded: "I'm going to go down there and hit you with my guitar!"
And I replied: "Is that a death fret?"
Prince, don't die! Just don't! Pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaasse!
How does a rapper start a race?
With a ready, set, FLOW!
What is the similarity between Pink Floyd and Donald Trump:
The best thing they did was a wall.
What did Michael Jackson say?
Nothing, he's dead.
Did you hear about the band Manhole? I hear they're a metal cover.
Some say under his helmet is another smaller helmet, and under that is another helmet, and under that is a poster of Miley Cyrus.
What does Jonathan Davis eat for breakfast?
Korn Flakes.
What do you call a funny rapper?
A PUN-ISHER!
Why did the CSI team have to go to the "Purple Rain" shoot?
Because they had to dust for Prince! hahaha
I always think that percussions are golden, but cheeks are brass.
What did John Cena say to Ray Charles?
Hey, man.
When you mix a wizard, a rabbit, and a songwriter together, you get 24 carrot magic.
What does Michael Jackson and tuna fish have in common?
They both come in small can.
If Bruno Mars was to run a pub and sell chocolate bars other than alcoholic drinks, then he'd have to call his pub a Mars Bar!
There were three men in a car: the driver, a homeless man, and a rapper. The driver takes them to the woods and says, "I'm not really a cab driver, I'm a wanted killer." The homeless man says, "I'm not really homeless," and pulls out a chain. The rapper says, "If we're gonna be completely honest, I'm not a rapper, I'm a cop!"