I was at a concert in the front row, and I shouted something to the band's guitarist. He took it the wrong way and responded: "I'm going to go down there and hit you with my guitar!"
And I replied: "Is that a death fret?"
Why did the rapper bring a ladder to the concert?
Because he wanted to reach new heights in his performance.
What do Pink Floyd and Princess Diana have in common?
Their last big hit was the wall.
Why did the rapper become a chef?
Because he knew how to cook up FRESH BEETS!
How does a rapper start a race?
With a ready, set, FLOW!
What is the similarity between Pink Floyd and Donald Trump:
The best thing they did was a wall.
Some say under his helmet is another smaller helmet, and under that is another helmet, and under that is a poster of Miley Cyrus.
Did you hear about the band Manhole? I hear they're a metal cover.
What does Jonathan Davis eat for breakfast?
Korn Flakes.
I always think that percussions are golden, but cheeks are brass.
Why did the CSI team have to go to the "Purple Rain" shoot?
Because they had to dust for Prince! hahaha
What did John Cena say to Ray Charles?
Hey, man.
What do you call a funny rapper?
A PUN-ISHER!
When you mix a wizard, a rabbit, and a songwriter together, you get 24 carrot magic.
What did Michael Jackson say?
Nothing, he's dead.
Why does Kurt Cobain hate his brother?
Because he's always calling shotgun.
If Bruno Mars was to run a pub and sell chocolate bars other than alcoholic drinks, then he'd have to call his pub a Mars Bar!
There were three men in a car: the driver, a homeless man, and a rapper. The driver takes them to the woods and says, "I'm not really a cab driver, I'm a wanted killer." The homeless man says, "I'm not really homeless," and pulls out a chain. The rapper says, "If we're gonna be completely honest, I'm not a rapper, I'm a cop!"
How can you be friends with a pedophile that's a musician?
B minor.
Have you ever heard Stephen Hawking sing?
"Head, shoulders, wheels and frames, wheels and frames!"
