Musician jokes
Michael Jackson's nose is so steep, it can be a ski ramp.
What do Michael Jackson and Pinocchio have in common?
They both lie over little boys 😂
1) What was Techno's reaction when he died?
2) Where did all the orphans go?
PS: In case you don't get it, it's a pedophile joke, cuz he is one!
An electrician walks into a green house. He sees a red room. He wonders why it's red because Kurt Cobain and his shotgun were sitting there.
What’s Michael Jackson’s favorite piano note? A minor.
A man broke into Stevie Wonder's house and threatened to kill his wife.
He just turned a blind eye.
Where did Michael Jackson go to college?
Bring 'em young.
What does Jonathan Davis eat for breakfast? Korn Flakes.
What is the difference between a frog and a trombone player?
The frog might be on his way to a gig!
What pronouns would Michael Jackson have used as a Gender Identifier?
“He/he.”
Me: Now I know why Michael Jackson turned white.
The police: You finally figured it out.
Juice WRLD
More like "Juice Boxed."
RIP tho.
Just noticed something: all celebrities die badly except for Elvis. He had a relief after Taco Bell.
Why did the guitarist get fired as a carpenter? He was shredding the floor...
How does Michael Jackson pick his nose?
Out of a catalogue. 😁
What do you call a funny rapper?
A PUN-ISHER!
Why did the rapper become a weatherman?
To predict the HEAT of his next single.
Things to kids:
Dragapult: "Ooh, look! Some ammo."
A Good Parent: "My baby!"
Michael Jackson: (HeeHee)
Want to know what Juice WRLD would do if he were alive today?
Frantically scratch on the inside of his coffin.
Why did Michael Jackson rush to H&M?
They had new Billie Jeans!