What is the similarity between Pink Floyd and Donald Trump:
The best thing they did was a wall.
— What did Micheal Jackson find on his bedsheets
Billies Jeans... He He
Why did Michael Jackson die?
Because I have a new phone number, and he does not know.
What did Michael Jackson say when he became a triangle? Tetraheehee!
Did you hear about the band Manhole? I hear they're a metal cover.
Some say under his helmet is another smaller helmet, and under that is another helmet, and under that is a poster of Miley Cyrus.
What does Jonathan Davis eat for breakfast?
Korn Flakes.
What did John Cena say to Ray Charles? Hey, man.
Why did the CSI team have to go to the "Purple Rain" shoot?
Because they had to dust for Prince! hahaha
Why did Michael Jackson cross the road?
To get to the opera.
I always think that percussions are golden, but cheeks are brass.
What do you call a funny rapper?
A PUN-ISHER!
When you mix a wizard, a rabbit, and a songwriter together, you get 24 carrot magic.
Why does Kurt Cobain hate his brother?
Because he's always calling shotgun.
What did Michael Jackson say?
Nothing, he's dead.
If Bruno Mars was to run a pub and sell chocolate bars other than alcoholic drinks, then he'd have to call his pub a Mars Bar!
There were three men in a car: the driver, a homeless man, and a rapper. The driver takes them to the woods and says, "I'm not really a cab driver, I'm a wanted killer." The homeless man says, "I'm not really homeless," and pulls out a chain. The rapper says, "If we're gonna be completely honest, I'm not a rapper, I'm a cop!"
have you ever heard steven hawkings sing? “head, shoulders, wheels and frames wheels and frames”
How can you be friends with a pedophile that's a musician?
B minor.
Who is Barry B. Benson’s favorite classical composer?
Bee-thoven.
