Musician jokes
How does a rapper start a race?
With a ready, set, FLOW!
What do Pink Floyd and Princess Diana have in common?
Their last big hit was the wall.
Why did the rapper bring a ladder to the concert?
Because he wanted to reach new heights in his performance.
Why did the rapper become a chef?
Because he knew how to cook up FRESH BEETS!
Did you hear about the cello player who dreamed he was performing Bolero?
He woke up and found out it was true.
You know what's the most awkward situation in the world? A rapper with erectile dysfunction.
What does the drummer call his twins? Anna 1, Anna 2.
I was at a concert in the front row, and I shouted something to the band's guitarist. He took it the wrong way and responded: "I'm going to go down there and hit you with my guitar!"
And I replied: "Is that a death fret?"
Prince, don't die! Just don't! Pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaasse!
What is the similarity between Pink Floyd and Donald Trump:
The best thing they did was a wall.
What did Michael Jackson say?
Nothing, he's dead.
Some say under his helmet is another smaller helmet, and under that is another helmet, and under that is a poster of Miley Cyrus.
Did you hear about the band Manhole? I hear they're a metal cover.
What does Jonathan Davis eat for breakfast?
Korn Flakes.
What do you call a funny rapper?
A PUN-ISHER!
I always think that percussions are golden, but cheeks are brass.
Why did the CSI team have to go to the "Purple Rain" shoot?
Because they had to dust for Prince! hahaha
What did John Cena say to Ray Charles?
Hey, man.
What was Kurt Cobain's biggest flaw?
He had a short temper and lost his head over everything.
When you mix a wizard, a rabbit, and a songwriter together, you get 24 carrot magic.