What's Michael Jackson's favorite drug? Crack.
How do clarinet players play a song?
They reed their music.
Who am I rooting for during the Super Bowl? Easy. Taylor Swift.
whats worse than ants in your pants, michle jackson
How sexy is ariana grande?
Michael Jackson is happy when there are twenty-eight-year-olds.
Why can't Juice WRLD play Call of Duty zombies?
Because he can't handle all six perks.
Did you hear that Michael Jackson changed his name from Michael Smith? Well, at least he's honest.
What does the drummer call his twins? Anna 1, Anna 2.
Why did the rapper become a chef?
Because he knew how to cook up FRESH BEETS
What is Pink Floyd in Princess Diana have in common Their last big hit was the wall
Q: What was the last thing Kurt Cobain said to Courtney Love before he died?
A: “Holes gonna be big.”
I was at a concert in the front row, and I shouted something to the band's guitarist. He took it the wrong way and responded: "I'm going to go down there and hit you with my guitar!"
And I replied: "Is that a death fret?"
Prince, don't die! Just don't! Pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaasse!
what did the parent say to Michel Jackson get of my kid
Did you hear about the cello player who dreamed he was performing Bolero?
He woke up and found out it was true.
You know what's the most awkward situation in the world? A rapper with erectile dysfunction.
Why did the rapper bring a ladder to the concert?
Because he wanted to reach new heights in his performance.
How does a rapper start a race?
With a ready, set, FLOW!
I play saxophone, and I like to tell everyone I am a registered s/o (short for saxophone operator) in hopes of one day starting a jazz band, but now everyone looks at me weird, and when I go to house parties to perform, everyone hides their children, but little do they know I LOVE children. For some reason, I got multiple restraining orders because I said, “I want to touch the kids so they can one day become musicians themselves... like Michael Jackson.” I have then since moved from my hometown to Florida, where I can meet up with other s/o’s, and surprisingly, they have similar stories to me, but they say they have never even touched a saxophone, but they do like touching kids, which I’m all down for, just me and my buddies showing the new youth their abilities.
Update: i figured out what they meant by s/o is not the same as my s/o :(
