Musician jokes
What’s a skeleton’s favorite instrument? The trombone!
Michael Jackson is happy when there are twenty-eight-year-olds.
I play saxophone, and I like to tell everyone I am a registered s/o (short for saxophone operator) in hopes of one day starting a jazz band, but now everyone looks at me weird, and when I go to house parties to perform, everyone hides their children, but little do they know I LOVE children. For some reason, I got multiple restraining orders because I said, “I want to touch the kids so they can one day become musicians themselves... like Michael Jackson.” I have then since moved from my hometown to Florida, where I can meet up with other s/o’s, and surprisingly, they have similar stories to me, but they say they have never even touched a saxophone, but they do like touching kids, which I’m all down for, just me and my buddies showing the new youth their abilities.
Update: i figured out what they meant by s/o is not the same as my s/o :(
Why did you always see Michael Jackson wearing two white gloves?
Because masturbation is against Michael Jackson's religious beliefs.
Did you hear that Michael Jackson changed his name from Michael Smith? Well, at least he's honest.
What is Juice WRLD's favorite restaurant?
Little Seizures.
Why does Kurt Cobain hate his brother?
Because he's always calling shotgun.
What's black and screams?
Stevie Wonder answering the iron!
I'm taking a guitar lesson at school. My band instructor told me he was going to hit me with my guitar. I asked him if that was a fret.
Who am I rooting for during the Super Bowl? Easy. Taylor Swift.
What did Michael Jackson say when he became a triangle? Tetraheehee!
When you reconstruct Michael Jackson and Lil Nas X to wreak havoc on preschool.
What did Michael Jackson find on his bedsheets?
Billie's Jeans... Hee hee!
How sexy is Ariana Grande?
What's worse than ants in your pants?
Michael Jackson.
Why can't Juice WRLD play Call of Duty zombies?
Because he can't handle all six perks.
How can you be friends with a pedophile that's a musician?
B minor.
Why did Michael Jackson die?
Because I have a new phone number, and he does not know.
Why did the rapper become a chef?
Because he knew how to cook up FRESH BEETS!
What do Pink Floyd and Princess Diana have in common?
Their last big hit was the wall.