why cant juice wlrd play call of duty zombies
because he cant handle all six perks
Did you hear that Michael Jackson changed his name from Michael Smith? Well at least he's honest.
Why did the rapper bring a ladder to the concert?
Because he wanted to reach NEW HEIGHTS in his performance
Why did the rapper become a chef?
Because he knew how to cook up FRESH BEETS
What is Pink Floyd in Princess Diana have in common Their last big hit was the wall
what did the parent say to Michel Jackson get of my kid
Did you hear about the cello player who dreamed he was performing Bolero? He woke up and found out it was true.
You know what's the most awkward situation in the world? A rappiest with erectile disfunction
What does the drummer call his twins? Anna 1, Anna 2.
Q:What was the last thing Kurt Cobain said to Courtney love before he died? A: “holes gonna be big”
PRINCE DON'T DIE! JUST DON'T! PLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSE
I was at a concert, in the front row and I shouted something to the band's guitarist. He took it the wrong way and responded: "I'm going to go down there and hit you with my guitar!". And I replied: "Is that a death fret?".
What is the similarity between pink floyd and Donald trump: The best thing they did was a wall
— What did Micheal Jackson find on his bedsheets
Billies Jeans... He He
Some say under his helmet, is another smaller helmet and under that is another helmet and under that is a poster of Miley Cyrus
What did michael jackson say when he became a triangel? Tetraheehee!
D'jahear about the band Manhole? I hear they're a metal cover
What does Jonathan Davis eat for breakfast?
Korn Flakes.
What do you call a funny rapper?
A PUN-ISHER
whats michael jacksons favorite drug? CRACK
