Musician jokes
Michael Jackson is happy when there are twenty-eight-year-olds.
What’s a skeleton’s favorite instrument? The trombone!
I play saxophone, and I like to tell everyone I am a registered s/o (short for saxophone operator) in hopes of one day starting a jazz band, but now everyone looks at me weird, and when I go to house parties to perform, everyone hides their children, but little do they know I LOVE children. For some reason, I got multiple restraining orders because I said, “I want to touch the kids so they can one day become musicians themselves... like Michael Jackson.” I have then since moved from my hometown to Florida, where I can meet up with other s/o’s, and surprisingly, they have similar stories to me, but they say they have never even touched a saxophone, but they do like touching kids, which I’m all down for, just me and my buddies showing the new youth their abilities.
Update: i figured out what they meant by s/o is not the same as my s/o :(
Why did you always see Michael Jackson wearing two white gloves?
Because masturbation is against Michael Jackson's religious beliefs.
Did you hear that Michael Jackson changed his name from Michael Smith? Well, at least he's honest.
What is Juice WRLD's favorite restaurant?
Little Seizures.
What's black and screams?
Stevie Wonder answering the iron!
What did Stevie Wonder see when he got murdered?
Nothing.
Who am I rooting for during the Super Bowl? Easy. Taylor Swift.
I'm taking a guitar lesson at school. My band instructor told me he was going to hit me with my guitar. I asked him if that was a fret.
What did Michael Jackson say when he became a triangle? Tetraheehee!
When you reconstruct Michael Jackson and Lil Nas X to wreak havoc on preschool.
Bill Clinton is no longer playing the saxophone.
He is now playing the whore-monica.
What's bigger than Kurt Cobain's head?
What do you mean? He doesn't have one.
What did Michael Jackson find on his bedsheets?
Billie's Jeans... Hee hee!
What was Kurt Cobain's biggest flaw?
He had a short temper and lost his head over everything.
What’s the difference between a firefighter and Snoop Dogg?
Snoop Dogg inhaled less smoke during 9/11.
How sexy is Ariana Grande?
What's worse than ants in your pants?
Michael Jackson.
How can you be friends with a pedophile that's a musician?
B minor.