I'm taking a guitar lesson at school. My band instructor told me he was going to hit me with my guitar. I asked him if that was a fret.
Musician Jokes
Why did you always see Michael Jackson wearing two white gloves?
Because masturbation is against Michael Jackson's religious beliefs.
Michael Jackson is happy when there are twenty-eight-year-olds.
Did you hear that Michael Jackson changed his name from Michael Smith? Well, at least he's honest.
I play saxophone, and I like to tell everyone I am a registered s/o (short for saxophone operator) in hopes of one day starting a jazz band, but now everyone looks at me weird, and when I go to house parties to perform, everyone hides their children, but little do they know I LOVE children. For some reason, I got multiple restraining orders because I said, “I want to touch the kids so they can one day become musicians themselves... like Michael Jackson.” I have then since moved from my hometown to Florida, where I can meet up with other s/o’s, and surprisingly, they have similar stories to me, but they say they have never even touched a saxophone, but they do like touching kids, which I’m all down for, just me and my buddies showing the new youth their abilities.
Update: i figured out what they meant by s/o is not the same as my s/o :(
How do clarinet players play a song?
They reed their music.
Why did Michael Jackson cross the road?
To get to the opera.
When you reconstruct Michael Jackson and Lil Nas X to wreak havoc on preschool.
Who am I rooting for during the Super Bowl? Easy. Taylor Swift.
What's worse than ants in your pants?
Michael Jackson.
How sexy is Ariana Grande?
Why can't Juice WRLD play Call of Duty zombies?
Because he can't handle all six perks.
What did Michael Jackson say when he became a triangle? Tetraheehee!
Why did Michael Jackson die?
Because I have a new phone number, and he does not know.
What did Michael Jackson find on his bedsheets?
Billie's Jeans... Hee hee!
You know what's the most awkward situation in the world? A rapper with erectile dysfunction.
Did you hear about the cello player who dreamed he was performing Bolero?
He woke up and found out it was true.
Q: What was the last thing Kurt Cobain said to Courtney Love before he died?
A: “Holes gonna be big.”
What does the drummer call his twins? Anna 1, Anna 2.
Prince, don't die! Just don't! Pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaasse!
