Musician jokes
Why do kids like Michael Jackson so much?
Because he's made out of plastic, and that's what toys are made out of! 😂
What’s a skeleton’s favorite instrument? The trombone!
This year I'm going to name my Christmas tree Amy Winehouse, because when it dies it will leave needles all over the living room.
Q: What did Chris Brown say when he first saw Rhianna?
A: I'd hit that.
What does Michael Jackson and Chef from South Park have in common?
They both say "Hello children!"
God, I miss Stephen Hawking.
He was brainier than Kurt Cobain's ceiling.
Did you hear that Michael Jackson changed his name from Michael Smith? Well, at least he's honest.
What did the drummer call his 2 twin daughters?
Anna 1 Anna 2.
What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?
One's plastic and dangerous to play with; the other is to carry groceries.
After a long day of work, Kanye West goes to his Kanye Nest to take his Kanye Rest. He wakes up feeling his Kanye Best. Then he’ll get Kanye Dressed on his Kanye Vest to go on a Kanye Quest. He goes to church and becomes Kanye Blessed, then to a hotel room to be a Kanye Guest.
Who is the man behind all lives matter?
Michael Jackson.
Who is the new heterosexual Michael Joseph Jackson (pedophile)?
R. Kelly.
When I grow up, I wanna be like Lil Peep... Dead.
Imagine Michael Jackson having kids? Would they come out Black or white or plastic?
How does a rapper start a race?
With a ready, set, FLOW!
What do you call a rapper who loves gardening?
Dr. Dre-seed.
Kurt Cobain's last job was a blow job. He blew his head clean off.
What's an emo's favorite Pink Floyd album?
The Final Cut.
What did the lady say to Michael Jackson at the beach?
"Excuse me, you're in my sun (son)."
Michael Jackson goes to the doctor.
Michael Jackson: "Help, doctor, I've been shot!" Doctor: "I can't fix that, but I can change your skin color so it doesn't happen again."