This year I'm going to name my Christmas tree Amy Winehouse, because when it dies it will leave needles all over the living room.
What’s the only positive thing about Freddie Mercury’s death?
The HIV test results.
What pronouns would Michael Jackson have used as a Gender Identifier?
“He/he.”
Look, Bono is a great guy, but shopping with him is a pain, because he still hasn't found what he is looking for.
What’s the difference between Kendrick Lamar and an orphan?
He has family ties.
What was Juice WRLD's favorite store?
Forever 21.
What did the parent say to Michael Jackson?
"Get off my kid!"
What did Stevie Wonder see when he got murdered?
Nothing.
What’s the difference between a firefighter and Snoop Dogg?
Snoop Dogg inhaled less smoke during 9/11.
What's Michael Jackson's favorite drug? Crack.
What’s Michael Jackson’s favorite holiday? 4th of July when they set off fireworks.
What’s a skeleton’s favorite instrument? The trombone!
Michael Jackson was recently sighted at Target. Why? The sale was all boys' pants half off!
What brand of paint did Michael Jackson use to paint Neverland Ranch?
Dutch Boy.
They found out that Michael Jackson was transgender, he went from he/him to hee-hee.
What are Michael Jackson’s sexual pronouns? Hee hee!
What does Michael Jackson say when he stubs his toe?
Ow!
What is Juice WRLD's favorite restaurant?
Little Seizures.
What's black and screams?
Stevie Wonder answering the iron!
God, I miss Stephen Hawking.
He was brainier than Kurt Cobain's ceiling.
