What’s the difference between a firefighter and Snoop Dogg?
Snoop Dogg inhaled less smoke during 9/11.
Why can’t Michael jackson win a race Because he’s always coming in a lil behind
What's black and white, black and white, black and white? Michael Jackson
What’s a skeletons favorite instrument— the trombone
What's does Michael Jackson and a Playstation have in common ? Their both made of plastic and children turn them on
What is Juice WRLD's favorite restaurant?
Little Seizures
Good news people michael jackson is still alive, they found him hidden away in a goat pen with all the kids
whats black and screams stevie wonder answering the iron
Micheal Jackson's nose is so steep it can be a ski ramp
God, I miss Stephen Hawking. He was brainier than Kurt Cobain's ceiling.
I'm taking a taking a guitar lesson at school, my band instructor told me he was going to hit me with my guitar, i Asked him if that was a fret
they found out that michael jackson was transgender, he went from he/him to hihi
What brand of paint Michael Jackson use to paint Neverland Ranch? Dutch Boy.
Michael Jackson was recently sighted at target. Why? The sale was all boys pants half off!
What are Michael Jackson’s sexual pronouns? HEE HEE
what does Michael Jackson saw when he stubs his toe?
OW!
Why did you always see Michael Jackson wearing two white gloves? because masturbation is against Michael Jackson's religious beliefs
whats michael jacksons favorite drug? CRACK
What’s micheal Jackson’s favorite holiday? 4th of July when they set off fireworks
How do clarinet players play a song?
They reed their music.
