Musician jokes
what was Juice WRLD before he was famous?
Answer: alive.
Why can't Michael Jackson go within 500m of a school zone?
Because he's dead.
Person 1: Goodness, when is Michael Jackson going to stop eating these white chocolate truffles? He is already making a goddamn mess on his bed eating a few of them.
Person 2: Well, he cannot resist the little white balls.
What's bigger than the Milky Way?
Michael Jackson's nose.
What do you call a fish and a guitar?
Tunafish.
What does Michael Jackson like to drink? Tea-he-he.
You know what's the most awkward situation in the world? A rapper with erectile dysfunction.
Kurt Cobain said he wished he was gay.
That's why he married Courtney Love.
TIL Ariana Grande is actually a pop singer.
I thought it was a fancy coffee for white supremacists.
What did Santa Claus bring Michael Jackson for Christmas? His elves! 😂😂😂
During a phone call:
"Hey, is Michael Jackson in Miami with his manager?"
"Actually, he's off to Tampa with the kids."
John Lennon: "What a nice view."
John walked outside.
He got shot.
:skull:
What do Phillip Adam and Kurt Cobain have in common?
They both used their brains to paint the ceiling.
How are laundry and Michael Jackson related?
They both got bleached!
Imagine Stephen Hawking was the real Slim Shady but could not stand up.
What's black and screams? Stevie Wonder answering the iron.
What does Kurt have in common with painters?
They paint walls.
What did Freddie Mercury use to improve his hearing?
Hearing AIDS.
What do you call a musician 👩🎤 who drinks soda and sings 🎤 at the same time?
A popsinger.
What do you call Juice WRLD in a coffin?
A juice box...