What did the lady say to Michael Jackson at the beach?
"Excuse me, you're in my sun (son)."
What’s the difference between a firefighter and Snoop Dogg?
Snoop Dogg inhaled less smoke during 9/11.
What is Michael Jackson's favorite instrument? A small skin flute.
Why can’t Michael jackson win a race Because he’s always coming in a lil behind
What's black and white, black and white, black and white? Michael Jackson
What’s a skeletons favorite instrument— the trombone
What does Michael Jackson and a Playstation have in common?
They're both made of plastic and children turn them on.
What is Juice WRLD's favorite restaurant?
Little Seizures.
Good news, people! Michael Jackson is still alive. They found him hidden away in a goat pen with all the kids!
whats black and screams stevie wonder answering the iron
I'm taking a guitar lesson at school. My band instructor told me he was going to hit me with my guitar. I asked him if that was a fret.
God, I miss Stephen Hawking.
He was brainier than Kurt Cobain's ceiling.
Michael Jackson's nose is so steep, it can be a ski ramp.
They found out that Michael Jackson was transgender, he went from he/him to hee-hee.
Michael Jackson was recently sighted at Target. Why? The sale was all boys' pants half off!
What brand of paint did Michael Jackson use to paint Neverland Ranch?
Dutch Boy.
What are Michael Jackson’s sexual pronouns? Hee hee!
What does Michael Jackson say when he stubs his toe?
Ow!
Why did you always see Michael Jackson wearing two white gloves?
Because masturbation is against Michael Jackson's religious beliefs.
What’s Michael Jackson’s favorite holiday? 4th of July when they set off fireworks.
