Musician

Musician jokes

Michael Jackson

Why can't Michael Jackson go within 500m of a school zone?

Because he's dead.

Michael Jackson

Who is the new heterosexual Michael Joseph Jackson (pedophile)?

R. Kelly.

Why was the rapper always the first one at the party?

Because he never missed a beat!

Why did the rapper become a weatherman?

To predict the HEAT of his next single.

Why did the rapper bring a ladder to the concert?

Because he wanted to reach new heights in his performance.