Musician jokes
What was Kurt Cobain's biggest flaw?
He had a short temper and lost his head over everything.
Kurt Cobain's last job was a blow job. He blew his head clean off.
What do Rihanna and a DJ have in common?
They know how to get a beat down.
Why can't Michael Jackson go within 500m of a school zone?
Because he's dead.
Who is the new heterosexual Michael Joseph Jackson (pedophile)?
R. Kelly.
How does a rapper start a race?
With a ready, set, FLOW!
Why did the rapper become a locksmith?
Because he always had the KEYS!
What do you call a rapper who loves gardening?
Dr. Dre-seed.
What do you call a funny rapper?
A PUN-ISHER!
What do you call a rapper who can't rhyme?
A rapscallion without the rap.
What did the rapper say to his BLENDER?
"Mix it up, yo!"
Why did the rapper bring a map to the recording studio?
Because he heard they were dropping TRACKS.
What do you call a rapper who's always sleepy?
NAP-TAIN
Why don't rappers ever play baseball?
Because they're too busy dropping hits!
Why was the rapper always the first one at the party?
Because he never missed a beat!
What's a rapper's favorite type of pet?
A rhyming parrot.
What do you call a rapper who's also a PILOT?
Fly Guy
Why did the rapper become a weatherman?
To predict the HEAT of his next single.
"Rapeboat" makes Elton John seem straight.
Why was the rapper always in good shape?
Because he never skipped a beat!