Musician jokes
What do Humpty Dumpty and Ace from KISS have in common?
They both had a great fall.
What do you get when you cross Freddie Mercury and Dracula?
A dead man with AIDS.
Oliver Tree just died in a helicopter crash?
He doesn't have to worry about that because, according to him, life goes onionionionionionionionionionion.
So apparently, Kurt Cobain's death was mind-blowing.
An electrician walks into a green house. He sees a red room. He wonders why it's red because Kurt Cobain and his shotgun were sitting there.
What was the last thing Kurt Cobain said?
"Pop Goes the Weasel."
What does Kurt have in common with painters?
They paint walls.
What's bigger than Kurt Cobain's head?
What do you mean? He doesn't have one.
What is the difference between Drake and Carrie Underwood?
Carrie Underwood kissed a 12-year-old boy on the lips.
Joe Rogan to Christopher Doemges: "What can you tell me about musicians of the 18th century?" Doemges: "They're all dead already!"
Kurt Cobain said he wished he was gay.
That's why he married Courtney Love.
What was Kurt Cobain's biggest flaw?
He had a short temper and lost his head over everything.
Kurt Cobain's last job was a blow job. He blew his head clean off.
What do Rihanna and a DJ have in common?
They know how to get a beat down.
Why can't Michael Jackson go within 500m of a school zone?
Because he's dead.
Who is the new heterosexual Michael Joseph Jackson (pedophile)?
R. Kelly.
How does a rapper start a race?
With a ready, set, FLOW!
Why did the rapper become a locksmith?
Because he always had the KEYS!
What do you call a rapper who loves gardening?
Dr. Dre-seed.
What do you call a funny rapper?
A PUN-ISHER!