How does a rapper start a race?
With a ready, set, FLOW
Why did the rapper become a locksmith?
Because he always had the KEYS!
What do you call a rapper who loves gardening?
Dr. Dre-seed.
What do you call a funny rapper?
A PUN-ISHER
What do you call a rapper who can't rhyme?
A rapscallion without the RAP
What did the rapper say to his BLENDER?
"Mix it up, yo!"
Why did the rapper bring a map to the recording studio?
Because he heard they were dropping TRACKS
What do you call a rapper who's always sleepy?
NAP-TAIN
Why don't rappers ever play baseball?
Because they're too busy dropping hits!
Why was the rapper always the first one at the party?
Because he never missed a beat!
What's a rapper's favorite type of pet?
A RHYMING PARROT
What do you call a rapper who's also a PILOT?
Fly Guy
Why did the rapper become a weatherman?
To predict the HEAT of his next single.
"Rapeboat" makes Elton John seem straight.
Why was the rapper always in good shape?
Because he never skipped a beat!
Why did the rapper bring a ladder to the concert?
Because he wanted to reach NEW HEIGHTS in his performance
Why did the rapper become a chef?
Because he knew how to cook up FRESH BEETS
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to cook?
Lil' Seasoning
Why did the rapper open a bakery?
To make some DOUGH while he dropped his beats
What do you call a rapper who LOVES math?
2Pac-square
